Name: 21世紀の人間 (21st Century Humans)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:05:59.000Z
Duration: 4 min 39 s
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Back when the dolphin revolution was just a joke.

And apple didn't even own its own country yet.

[and] didn't even know about the three seashells.

Most human energy was spent trying to mate in new and exciting ways.

Finding partners was organised using primitive electronic devices,

and so began the worldwide, computerised breeding program.

We'll skip the actual birthing procedure.

A number of historians have been in therapy for months now,

Humans spent early life mostly eating, excreting and pissing people off on airplanes.

They were then expected to grow up and immediately discover their life's purpose

by the age of fourteen, otherwise they were considered total failures,

Usually pushing pixels around on a screen for other more powerful humans who already had money.

As we all know, the nano-fabricator was then invented, making money redundant.

People, unexpectedly, just used the machine to print more money.

The primary currency of the Earth then switched to the Zimbabwe Dollar.

Brain to brain interfaces didn't really exist, so get this-

you just had to trust people when they told you things, like just because they had said it.

Many countries had their own language, but English was the most widely spoken at the time.

We can only assume humans favoured English

The United Kingdom briefly went to war with the United States, in the late 2080s,

Over the spelling of CENTRE. (not center)

But luckly Canada EMPATHISED and opened a DIALOGUE between the two countries.

Usually humans were expected to pick a political ideology

There were quite a few of them including:

It was very important to let people know on social media what your political opinions were,

especially if you never actively did anything about them in real life.

Each 21st century country had a head human,

and to become the head human it was necessary to smile a lot and say things that made

you were allowed to do, pretty much whatever you wanted for a while.

A number of humans claimed the Son of God walked

among them and would deliver the world from evil.

Despite having the technology, no one bothered to

reach planets for a while as there was no great competition.

This was of course until Belgium unexpectedly became the first nation to concur Mars;

and tea tree shower gel that didn't completely eviscerate

the whole population would die and reset and that

and everything was just delightful and that's pretty much the story, I think.

Oh, uh Gillette was the best a man could get.

we saw to it that land became little more than

a desert of skeletons and the sky was blackened with

perpetual nuclear winter and biology gave way to

next week Cupcakes and Soufflé: A Short History of Human Baking.

So, I've spent the last four years of my life

I never thought I'd actually finish it but I have

and it's up on Amazon as an e-book via the link below.

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21世紀の人間 (21st Century Humans)

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