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  • All right, guys!

  • Pun times!

  • I mean... Fun times.

  • - Ahahaha... - Ohh!!!

  • So welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin.

  • Today's video is about puns.

  • Speaking of really bad musical jokes...

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  • Get it? Silent night. Like silent...

  • Practice period.

  • - Oh! - Get it? Cause like...

  • Periodic table, get it?

  • Oh, by the way, guys!

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  • So we found a little website.

  • My girlfriend left me

  • because of my obsession with Linkin Park...

  • Is that the lyrics?

  • These are non-classical music.

  • Yeah.

  • - Doesn't affect me. Hahaha... - Pop music puns.

  • Why shouldn't you let kids watch

  • big band performances on TV?

  • - This is like grade one joke or something... - Yeah...

  • Let's keep going.

  • A musician told me

  • he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

  • I replied...

  • *Groans*

  • Alright, next one.

  • This is starting to...

  • - Do we have to go through all - - A little burn...

  • I know, do we have to go through all 60?

  • - We'll try. - I don't know if we can survive.

  • Well, the game is to survive all the way to 60!

  • What is Beethoven doing now?

  • Oh yeah, we've heard that one.

  • Good one!

  • Did you hear about the music composer

  • who committed suicide?

  • Who makes these?

  • Why did the pianist keep

  • banging his head against the keys?

  • - What? - He was playing by ear...

  • Okay, let's go...

  • There's no logic to this at all...

  • It's hurting my brain.

  • What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

  • - Ahh!!! - Ahh!!!

  • Ba-dum tss!

  • This is too much...

  • That was kind of funny though. That got me.

  • Is it like...

  • If you laugh at these that means we're getting old.

  • No, we're old when we can make these.

  • - Oh, we can make it up. Yeah, Yeah. - Yeah, we can make it -

  • Yeah, I can't make puns. I can't make -

  • What do viola and a lawsuit have in common?

  • Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

  • - Oh, yeah. - I mean, that's a typical roast.

  • Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

  • Guys...

  • We don't condone such...

  • Such terrible humor.

  • What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

  • Ohh!!!

  • - Woo... - That's actually funny...

  • What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

  • That's one more - Too many ''Na''s.

  • No, like, duh duh duh duh...

  • Yeah, but ''banana''.

  • - That's true. Yeah, yeah, bananana. - What is a bananana?

  • What do you call a musicians of problems?

  • Okay...

  • Sure.

  • What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?

  • Ohh!

  • That's pretty funny.

  • Does that include the soloists, or is it just the principals?

  • Probably both. Depending on the situation.

  • - Yeah. Yeah. - It depends on the person as well.

  • What do you call a cow

  • that can play a musical instrument?

  • Moo!

  • Moo-sician!

  • I think I'm becoming lactose-intolerant from that joke.

  • I know.

  • What do you get when you

  • drop a piano down a mineshaft?

  • Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?

  • Yeah...

  • Funny!

  • What's an avocado's favorite music?

  • They're getting pretty painful, man...

  • Yeah...

  • I don't know if I can go through all of them.

  • I know. I don't think I can.

  • - Uh... - Urgh...

  • - I don't even want to - - Come on, we gotta commit.

  • What is the difference between

  • a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?

  • You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

  • I mean...

  • - That could apply to any instrument. - Yeah.

  • C, E flat and G walk into a bar,

  • the bartender shows them the door and says,

  • "Sorry. We don't serve minors."

  • Haha, get it? Cause it's C minor.

  • - Hahahaha. - Hahahaha.

  • How did the turkey win the talent show?

  • With his drum-sticks.

  • - Oh god... - Oh...

  • That's so bad...

  • There's no like, logic in it.

  • Yeah, or like...

  • How did the farmer win the talent show?

  • Cause he was corny.

  • Oh, we can make it up, yeah.

  • That was funny. I liked it. I liked it.

  • That was - That's it guys, I just-

  • Which composer likes tea the most?

  • At 2 millions subs...

  • Me and my friends are in a band calledDuvet”.

  • We're a cover band.

  • Oh my god... Okay...

  • What's the difference between

  • a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

  • The 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.

  • I've heard this one!

  • That's not even a pun.

  • Yeah, that's not even pun.

  • That's just a bad joke.

  • Yeah, I just realized.

  • How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

  • Start with two million.

  • But that's not even a pun.

  • This is becoming roast.

  • Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

  • To get away from the noise.

  • That's just a roast then.

  • Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

  • In the piano.

  • Yeah, this is a pun.

  • What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian

  • when he was helping him parallel park?

  • - I bet it's like parallel fifths. - Bach up. Bach up.

  • - Yeah. - Oh, ''Bach up.''

  • Oh, it is. "Bach it up."

  • What is the musical part of a snake?

  • How are trumpets...

  • I guess so.

  • How are trumpets like pirates?

  • Oh my god. Okay.

  • Okay, I guess so...

  • What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

  • What's a composer's favorite game to play?

  • I guess so...

  • How many indie hipsters

  • does it take to change a light bulb?

  • It's an obscure one. You probably haven't heard it.

  • Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?

  • - Ah!! - Ah!!

  • Loot! Oh!!

  • Get it?

  • What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

  • Homeless.

  • - What? - This is just a roast.

  • Hey guys, can't think of anything funny?

  • Make a joke about how musicians don't earn money.

  • What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

  • Huh?

  • Dude, they could have done that so much better.

  • They could have been like, how does sushi play in tune?

  • With a tuna.

  • "We are old when we can make these."

  • We're sorry guys for putting you through this video,

  • but please continue watching.

  • How do you fix a broken tuba?

  • Like a super glue?

  • What's the first thing a musician says at work?

  • "Would you like fries with that?"

  • Another funny musicians not making money joke!

  • What's brown and sitting on a piano bench?

  • What, like a poop?

  • - Wait, I don't get it. - I don't get this one.

  • Is that like...

  • Bowel movement?

  • Does last movement mean poop?

  • - Cause then that would make sense. - Yeah.

  • What concert costs 45 cents?

  • Alright, let's guess.

  • Fifty cents minus five?

  • Fifty cents, but he's worse?

  • That's pretty funny.

  • How do you make a band stand?

  • Take away their chairs.

  • Okay.

  • - Fine. Funny. - Hahaha.

  • Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

  • Guess the punchline.

  • Because it stinks.

  • Uh...

  • Ah!

  • What would you call a beautiful woman on a

  • trombonist's arms?

  • This better not be an inappropriate joke.

  • I thought this was puns, man.

  • Why did Beethoven get rid of the chicken?

  • All they said was...

  • Ahh!!!

  • Bach, Bach!

  • RIP.

  • What do you call a pianist

  • who throws trash everywhere?

  • - What's - what's - - What's it, composer? Is it a composer? Piani -

  • Oh, is there a famous composer called Rachi? Or...

  • Guys, please answer below.

  • If you know, please comment.

  • My neighbors are listening to great music

  • Whether they like it or not.

  • Wow, this is so bad.

  • I need those like oxygen masks.

  • You know from the plane like...

  • - Dude, I can't... - I know.

  • What do you call a singing laptop?

  • Lil Mac.

  • That's a pretty good one.

  • - Oh!! - Oh!! That's actually alright.

  • That's pretty funny.

  • Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter?

  • Oh...

  • Are you guys laughing at this? I don't know anymore.

  • Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

  • Because Leopold him to do so.

  • That's not even true.

  • A sharp... Urgh...

  • What is A sharp minor?

  • - I don't think he's ever written anything in A sharp minor. - Why would he start with A sharp minor anyway?

  • Who does A sharp minor?

  • B flat major, guys!

  • A drum roll down a hill...

  • Ba-dum tss!

  • Ba-dum tssh.

  • Ahh! Called it!

  • So bad that I called it.

  • How do you tell a difference between

  • a violinist and a dog?

  • Ha... Get it? Cause we -

  • - But the dog doesn't know when to stop scratching, - Scratchy tone.

  • Does it, does it?

  • How many light bulbs -

  • I can't even read, you do it.

  • How many second violinist

  • does it take to change a light bulb?

  • I don't know. One?

  • I don't know, gotta follow the first.

  • Yeah.

  • Aw yeah..

  • - Hahahahaha. - Argh!

  • - Woo! Woo! - Ah! Ah!

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