kindly leave me out of it!

Come on, SpongeBob! Let's go knock each other's brains out!

I'm ready!

Hmm...

[crashing]

OK, Patrick, it's out!

[laughing]

Now there's something I'd actually like to see!

Nothing wrong with getting a front row seat, I suppose.

[laughing]

What's this?

What-- I-- no!

What are you doing?

You're supposed to be knocking each other's brains out!

We signed a peace treaty, Squidward!

You were right, fighting is for children.

No, no, no, I misled you, it's for adults too!

Gimme that peace treaty!

There, let the war continue!

Patrick, you fool!

This was over before it started!

I will now consider your unconditional surren--

[crashing]

Der.

[laughing]

So that's how he wants it to go down.

[laughing]

[screaming]

Huh?

[thudding]

Ha, you missed me!

[choking]

[screaming]

[choking]

[crashing]

[choking]

[gargling]

Score one for the boys back home!

Alright, that's it, you guys asked for it!

[groaning]

[crashing]

I got him, I got him!

[laughing]

In your face, SpongeBob!

[laughing]

That was actually kind of... exciting!

Why... I've never felt so alive!

[laughing]

He got you good, Spongebob!

[crashing]

Take cover!

Take this!

[laughing maniacally]

Take that!

Whoa, I got ya that time!

Oh, yeah!

[screaming]

Incoming!

Hey, SpongeBob.

Yes, Patrick.

I think Squidward's taking this really seriously.

That last one had his clarinet in it.

Hmm, looks like it's time for plan B!

Take that!

I got you now!

[laughing maniacally]

Did you hear something, Patrick?

No.

Hey!

[whistling]

Thanks a lot, SpongeBob!

While you were just standing there whistling,

someone threw a snowball at me!

Oh, really, Patrick?

Did the snowball look like this?

Yeah!

[laughing]

This is serious, SpongeBob!

Someone's after me!

I think I better leave town!

Patrick, I threw it, we're having a snowball fight!

Don't you get it?

Snowball fight?

I wanna play, I wanna play!

Well, first, you have to make your snowball!

Oh, yeah, a snowball, this is gonna be great!

Huh?

What?

[groaning]

Oh!

SpongeBob, can you help me make a snowball?

Sure, pal!

Thanks, buddy.

[crashing]

Patrick, how could you?

It's a snowball fight, remember?

Oh, yeah!

[screaming]

Now, what are you going to do?

[crashing]

Patrick, why didn't you hit SpongeBob?

You said you were SpongeBob, SpongeBob.

Argh, it's true, Mr. Squidward, now get back to work!

[laughing]

Oh, boy...

Alright, I can see where this is going.

Let's just say for all intents and purposes,

that I, Squidward, am now part of this war... now--

If you're in this war then where's your fort?

I don't have one, OK?

- Now-- - You gotta have a fort, Squidward.

Forts win wars, Squidward!

OK, fine! You want a fort?

There, there's your fort!

- Now-- - That fort's too small, Squidward.

It's OK, Patrick, it's just a demonstration.

- Now-- - He's right, Squidward.

That thing would never protect you, it's downright puny.

Trust me, it's fine!

[crashing]

See, it is too small!

Not if I crouch down!

I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down!

See? Down here I am perfectly--

Exposed.

Would you two please just--

Stop throwing--

Snowballs!

[crashing]

[sizzling]

Squidward returned fire!

Then it's war!

No, no, wait, wait, wait, I was just giving a demonstration!

[screaming]

[music playing]