FLORIDA HAD A BIG MILESTONE, THE

175th ANNIVERSARY OF FLORIDA

BECOMING A STATE.

FLORIDA IS 175 YEARS OLD, WHICH

IS WHY IT MOVED TO FLORIDA IN

THE FIRST PLACE.

FLORIDA IS A STRANGE, EVEN THEIR

STATE FLAG LOOKS LIKE THE WRONG

ANSWER ON FAMILY FEUD.

IT, NO STATE IN THE UNION HAS

CRAMMED MORE CRAZY INTO ITS

YEARS OF EXISTENCE THAN FLORIDA.

WITH THAT SAID, WE ARE VERY

PLEASED TO PRESENT THIS TRIBUTE

TO OUR FAVORITE STATE.

>> THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER

TIME TO VISIT FLORIDA.

JOIN US AS WE CELEBRATE 175

YEARS OF STATEHOOD.

SINCE 1845, FLORIDA HAS BEEN

AMERICA'S TOP TRAVEL DESTINATION

FOR PEOPLE HOPING TO GET A DUI

ON A LAWNMOWER, BUT NO MATTER

HOW YOU GET THERE, WHETHER BY

STREET-LEGAL JET SKI OR TWERKING

ON THE ROOF OF A NISSAN, IN

FLORIDA EVERYONE'S WELCOME.

SO KICKBACK AND SMOKE SOME WEED

IN A MATERNITY WARD OR CRACK IN

THE ICU.

LOOKING FOR EXCITEMENT?

JUST STEAL 16 METRIC TONS OF

CRISCO OR 850 PAIRS OF LADIES

UNDERWEAR OR THROW A LIVE

ALLIGATOR INTO A DRIVE THROUGH.

AND WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN THE

NIGHT GETS HOT.

AT ONE OF OUR WORLD FAMOUS STRIP

CLUBS WHERE YOU CAN DO WHATEVER

YOUR HAEART DESIRES, EVEN RUN

OVER YOUR OWN LEGS WITH A PAUP

TRUCK.

THE SUNSHINE STATE LA MWILL MAKL

YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE TODAY.

BOOK A TRIP TODAY.

21 REPTILE POACHERS CAN'T BE

WRONG.

COME TO FLORIDA, THE STATE THAT

GOD FORGOT.

>> Jimmy: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,

FLORIDA. WE LOVE YOU.