Two crazy plots.

Many outrageous moments.

And unforgettable lines.

Hoopla!

It's time to put two SpongeBob episodes head to head.

And vote for your favorite.

Write that down! Write that down!

This is Battle of the Episodes!

- Krusty Krab training video... - Versus the camping episode!

In the camping episode, SpongeBob and Patrick go camping.

No, not in the woods or a campsite.

Right in front of SpongeBob's house.

Aw, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors.

Squidward was expecting a quiet night, but boy is he wrong.

And he ends up joining them.

[cheering]

That's a good one!

But the Krusty Krab training video is actually a training video for

future employees of the Krusty Krab.

If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say

congratulations!

It goes into the history of the Krusty Krab,

and exactly how a worker should act in different situations.

Be sure to get under those fingernails.

And don't forget about the knuckles.

And make sure those palms are squeaky clean.

Yeah, but do they mention how to keep sea bears away?

'Cause in the camping episode they do.

Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.

- Yeah. - Go on.

- Don't ever eat cheese. - Sliced or cubed?

[whispering]

- Cubed. Sliced is fine. - Yeah, yeah, and?

- Never wear a sombrero-- - In a goofy fashion!

- Or clown shoes. - Um...

No they don't,

but they do get so close to revealing the secret Krabby Patty formula.

OK!

The secret formula is--

Just kidding!

Each of these episodes is jam-packed with hilarious lines we all still quote

on the daily.

Here you can see our automated money handling system. Don't touch.

The camping episode features one of the best Patrick quotes of all time.

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb.

Patrick and Squidward in the Krusty Krab training video

make me literally laugh out loud!

Great idea Squidward!

One Krabby Patty, please.

Is that for here or to go?

Uh...

[banging head]

- Oh, and no one can forget... - Hoopla!

- It sounds like a lot of-- - Hoopla!

- Sounds like a-- - Hoopla!

Hoopla!

- Oh! What about... - Once, I met this guy,

who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,

who knew this guy...

Speaking of long quotes...

♪ Ti-ta-ti-li ♪

♪ Ti-ta-ti-li-to-ti-li Ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li ♪

♪Ta-ti-li-ta-ti-li Ta-ti-ti-ta ♪

If it wasn't for the Krusty Krab training video,

no one would know the true meaning of POOP.

People Order Our Patties.

Oh! POOP!

But if it wasn't for the camping episode,

this epic song would never have been released into the world.

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think that We can sing it faster then you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help if you just sing along ♪

And what about all the times SpongeBob asked to make a Krabby Patty?

Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?

- Can I make a Krabby Patty now? - Oh, oh, oh!

Or all the times Squidward was attacked by the sea bear.

[screaming]

[growling]

[yelling]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Krabby Patty!

Ah! Both of these episodes are too good. We can't just pick one!

Are you ready?

[moaning]

We need your help. Which episode is your favorite?

The Krusty Krab training video?

The sumptuous, lip-moistening,

spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center

that is a Krabby Patty!

Or the camping episode?

Squidward, please don't!

[yelling]

Vote in the comments below!

[music playing]

Oh, yeah!