(dogs barking)

(bass guitar)

(silverware clinks)

- Here you go, dad.

(giggles) (hums)

- [Cookie Monster] And now, coming do you

from number 123 Sesame Street!

(giggles)

- See, there, Elmo, sounds like the talk show's starting up.

- Yeah!

Oh, can Elmo be excused to do his talk show, please?

- Oh, of course, honey,

but just remember it's almost time for your bedtime routine.

- Okay!

(giggles)

Bye-bye!

- [Mom] Good show, son!

- Thank you.

- And now, everybody's favorite three

and a half year old red monster.

Put your paws, claws and hands together for Elmo.

- Hello.

(audience cheers)

Cookie!

- Oh, you the man.

- Hey Mama.

- Hey, little red.

(Elmo laughs)

Thank you everybody.

Welcome to "The Not-Too-Late Show"

(audience cheers)

- Well, Elmo's so glad to see all of you.

Especially you, hi.

And Elmo's so excited for tonight's show.

Elmo learned a magic trick.

Do we wanna see it?

(audience cheers)

(Elmo laughs)

Just a second.

Elmo needs the stick.

The stick.

Oh, thank you.

(Elmo laughs)

And now, the amazing Elmo will make

this ordinary box of crayons fly into the air.

(audience cheers)

Oh, a little magician music please.

(soft music)

I love peanut butter sandwiches.

It's flying.

Elmo did magic, yes!

(audience cheers)

Thank you, thank you!

Thank you Rosita.

- Any time, Elmo.

- No, no Rosita you're spoiling the illusion.

- Whoa, no, no, no.

- We've got a great show tonight.

- Elmo.

- The Jonas Brothers are here!

That's right, give it up.

And as always, Mama Bear and the Monsters.

- Oh, no.

Oh it's stuck.

It's stuck, Elmo.

(Rosita creams)

(set crashes)

(Rosita breaths heavily)

Ay mama.

- Elmo, mama.

- What do we do now?

- Elmo doesn't know.

Wait a minute.

We need real magic.

Abby!

Abby! - Abby!

Abby!

- Yeah here.

What's wrong?

Is it the script?

It needs more jokes right?

Oh, I knew it needed more jokes.

- No, no, no, no, no, no

Abby's jokes are very funny.

- Yeah, the problem is that.

- Whoa, leave it to me

but I'm gonna need an extra strong magic spell.

Oh, I got it.

Okay, the couch doesn't have a lot of space

so put this building back in its place.

Zippity zap.

(Elmo laughs)

- Let's hear it for Abby.

(chimes sound)

- What in the world is that?

What just happened?

- Bernie.

The show, it's all sparkly.

- What happened?

- Oh don't worry Bert, old buddy.

I'll have it all cleared up in a jiffy.

I just gotta press the old undo button.

Which is located in the vicinity

of right here.

(fast music)

- Did you hit fast-forward?

- I don't think so Bert.

Besides this is live TV.

(chimes sound)

- What just happened?

- Yeah, I didn't know we could play that fast.

- Mama Bear and the Monsters everybody.

- My sticks are on fire.

- Wow, the band really rocking tonight.

They must've practiced a lot.

(audience laughs)

- Okay, it's time for Elmo's guests.

The Jonas Brothers are musicians

who are also brothers.

Please welcome The Jonas Brothers.

Yay!

(jazz music)

Hey guys, welcome what's up.

- Hey, Kevin, Joe, Nick

- Welcome, hello.

(Elmo laughs)

Welcome to the show.

- Thank you for having us.

- So happy to be here.

- We're so happy to have you.

You know, Elmo thought long and hard

about what questions to ask The Jonas Brothers.

Like, what's your favorite song?

What are your performance tips?

But, Elmo came up with the best question ever.

Yes, you ready for it?

- Ready.

- I think so.

- Can all of you make a goofy face?

- I think we can right guys?

- I'm pretty sure we can.

- But, I think we should see Elmo do

a goofy face first.

What do you guys think>

- Yeah, who wants to see Elmo's goofy face?

- Yeah, what do you think?

You want to see a goofy face?

(audience cheers)

- Okay.

(Elmo blows a raspberry)

- Oh, that's a good one.

- That's a really good one.

(audience cheers)

- Okay, let me see your goofy faces.

- All right.

You guys ready?

- Let's do it.

(Elmo laughs)

- Boy those were so goofy.

That's a three way tie.

It was really good.

- I think, you know, all our faces were pretty goofy.

(Elmo laughs)

- I gotta say though, I think mine was the funniest.

- No, mine was.

- I lose.

I think both of your faces are goofier than mine.

You know, but I'm not competitive.

- I'm not competitive either.

- I'm the most competitive.

- Wait a minute, we don't have to compete over it.

It's okay.

- We compete over most things Elmo.

- Oh really, is that true?

- Well, when we were younger.

Now we like to support each other.

That's the best way to be.

- That's important.

- You know all about that.

- It doesn't matter who, you know, wins or loses.

(cheerful music)

- Wait a minute.

Dummies, it's time for today's contest.

Yes, yes.

Okay, who would like to press the button?

- [All] I'll do it.

(slot machine sound)

- And let's see.

Oh, it looks like it's time for the silly freeze dance.

- Yeah!

- Woo, freeze dance.

- That's right.

That's right.

Come on guys.

Come on, come on.

Okay, referee Cookie Monster give us

the rules of the game.

- Rules for Silly Freeze Dance are

when music plays you do silly dance,

when music stops you freeze,

if you not freeze in time you out of here.

Winner is only one left frozen.

Everybody ready?

- Yeah, let's do it.

- Then Mama Bear play something silly.

(silly music)

- Me think me sense some movement here.

- Yeah, okay, okay, see you later.

- Elmo you not frozen you out of here.

Okay Mama Bear, silly music.

(silly music)

- Oh, me think, me think, me think.

Kevin you out of here.

Good try Kevin.

Okay, silly music.

(silly music)

- Oh, me think me see Joe move.

Joe, you out of here.

Yeah, and that means winner of silly dance is Nick.

- Yay, let's hear it for him.

Oh, Nick you can unfreeze.

There you go.

Let's hear it for Nick.

(audience cheers) - Good job, Nick.

- Good game everybody.

Oh, oh, would The Jonas Brothers like

to come back later in the show

and sing a song for us?

- Of course.

- We're always ready to sing a song.

- Oh cool, thank you.

Well we'll see you soon.

The Jonas Brothers everybody!

(audience cheers)

Good game, nicely done.

(jazz music)

(dog barks)

- Why does the key board sound like a dog?

Ernie, did you press another button?

- I didn't Bert.

The buttons seem to be working all by themselves.

- Well, fix it.

(cow moos)

- Now Elmo sounds like a cow.

(cow moos)

(audience laughs)

(cow moos)

(cat meows)

- And Cookie sounds like a cat, Ernie.

- I'm pressing everything I can, Bert.

- Moo, oh hello.

Hello this is Elmo.

Elmo loves you.

- It's normal.

Don't touch another button Ernie.

As a matter of fact, everyone don't move.

Stay right were you are.

- Oh Bert.

Bert say right were you are, Bert.

- [Bert] Get Abby, we need Abby!

- [Ernie] Get Abby, get Abby.

- Yeah, Mama Bear and the Monsters everybody.

(audience cheers)

(bell dings)

- Special delivery from craft services.

- Oh yeah, that for me.

Me ask for a small snack.

- All right fellas bring it in.

- Okay, coming through.

- Wait a minute.

What?

- Over there, over there.

- That is the biggest small snack Elmo's ever seen!

(Cookie chews loudly)

- Elmo you gonna eat that?

(Cookie chews loudly)

Delicious.

(Elmo laughs)

- And now, it's time for Elmo to brush his teeth.

And it's time for our musical guest.

You love them.

You just saw them.

It's The Jonas Brothers, yes!

♪ Brush, brushy-brush, brushy-brush, brushing. ♪

♪ Brush, brushy-brush, brushy-brush, brushing. ♪

♪ Brushy-Brush them up and down. ♪

♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪

♪ Brushy-Brush them round and round. ♪

♪ Brush, brushy-brush. ♪

♪ To keep teeth happy, here's the truth ♪

♪ Brush, brushy brush ♪

♪ You gotta brush each and every tooth. ♪