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  • FROM PHANTOGRAM.

  • YOU KNOW OUR NEXT

  • GUEST AS THE HOST OF A CHAOTIC

  • TALK SHOW ON ADULT SWIM.

  • HE HAS A NEW HIDDEN CAMERA PRANK

  • MOVIE CALLED "BAD TRIP."

  • >> OH, MY GOSH, SOMEBODY NEEDS

  • TO HELP HIM!

  • >> I CAN'T STAND UNDER HIM.

  • >> HELP ME!

  • THE COPS WOULDN'T GET HERE IN

  • TIME.

  • >> YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS BACK

  • UP THAT WALL!

  • >> Jimmy: "BAD TRIP" OPENS IN

  • THEATERS APRIL 24th.

  • PLEASE SAY HELLO TO ERIC ANDRE.

  • ♪ ♪

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOIN'?

  • HOW LONG WERE YOU HANGING FROM

  • THE ROOF?

  • >> DAYS.

  • NO, PROBABLY LIKE 20 MINUTES,

  • HONESTLY.

  • >> Jimmy: TIFFANY HADDISH WAS

  • YOUR ANGRY GIRL FRIEND.

  • >> THE BAD GUY.

  • THE BEST FRIEND'S EVIL SISTER.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S AN INTERESTING

  • CONCEPT.

  • AND I'LL DO MY BEST TO EXPLAIN

  • IT.

  • I'LL DO A BAD JOB OF EXPLAINING

  • IT, BUT IT'S SUPER FUNNY.

  • YOU ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH A

  • NARRATIVE IN WHICH THIS GUY

  • PLAYED BY YOU HAS GOT THIS GIRL

  • THAT HE LOVED, AND HE'S JUST

  • TRYING TO, HE HAS THESE --

  • >> TRAVERSING AMERICA LOOKING

  • FOR THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND

  • DOING PRANKS ALL ALONG.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU PULL A LOT OF

  • PRANKS ON A LOT OF PEOPLE AND

  • VERY, VERY CRAZY AND FUNNY

  • PRANKS ON A LOT OF PEOPLE.

  • >> I'M ACTUALLY PATIENT ZERO.

  • I GAVE THE CORONAVIRUS TO THE

  • ENTIRE COUNTRY.

  • >> Jimmy: GOOD ONE.

  • >> AND ZIKA AND H1N1.

  • LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT ALL THE

  • GREAT DISEASES.

  • >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU SHOOT

  • THIS MOVIE.

  • >> WE SHOT IT, GOSH, I THINK WE

  • FINISHED SHOOTING LIKE A YEAR

  • AGO.

  • IT TOOK A WHILE.

  • >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING ABOUT

  • THIS.

  • I KNOW IT TOOK A WHILE TO SHOOT.

  • AT THE BEGINNING PROBABLY OF

  • WHILE YOU STARTED SHOOTING IT,

  • TIFFANY HADDISH WAS NOT

  • WELL-KNOWN AND THEN WAS LIKE A

  • SUPERSTAR BY THE END OF THE

  • MOVIE.

  • >> YEAH, THAT'S WHY WE GAVE HER

  • CORNROWS AND MADE HER LOOK LIKE

  • POST MALONE.

  • >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO RUIN

  • IT, BUT THERE'S A CRAZY GOOD

  • SCENE WHERE SHE IS, YOU STILL

  • HAVE TO SEE IT, BUT SHE LIKE

  • ESCAPES FROM A PRISON TRUCK, YOU

  • KNOW.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: THERE'S THIS POOR GUY

  • CLEANING GRAFFITI OUT OF THE

  • SIDE OF A WALL.

  • >> SHE DROPS OUT OF THE BOTTOM

  • OF A PRISON TRUCK.

  • >> Jimmy: AND SHE'S LIKE, ARE

  • THERE ANY COPS AROUND, WHATEVER,

  • AND HE AS BASICALLY LIKE AN

  • ACCOMPLICE TO HER ESCAPE.

  • >> THE WARDEN COMES OUT, WHERE

  • DID THE PRISONER GO?

  • HE'S LIKE, GO THAT WAY.

  • >> Jimmy: IT ALSO SEEMED QUITE A

  • FEW PEOPLE GOT ANGRY DURING

  • THIS.

  • >> WE HAD A KNIFE PULLED OUT ON

  • US.

  • YEAH, WE HAD A KNIFE PULLED OUT

  • ON US.

  • >> Jimmy: WERE YOU PREPARED FOR

  • THAT?

  • >> NO, NO THENOT AT ALL.

  • WE DID A PRANK WHERE WE PUT OUR

  • PENISES IN A CHINESE FINGER

  • TRAP.

  • AND WE WENT TO THIS BARBERSHOP

  • IN ATLANTA WITHU OUR PENISES INA

  • CHINESE FINGER TRAP, EXCUSE ME,

  • SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY SCISSORS,

  • [ BLEEP ].

  • AND THE BARBER'S LIKE, OH, HELL

  • NO!

  • HE CHASED US OUT.

  • WE'RE LIKE CONJOINED AT THE

  • PENIS, RUNNING OUT OF THERE

  • LIKE, AH!

  • AND FOR MY CREW, I HAVE A SAFE

  • WORD, I YELL "POPCORN", IF STUFF

  • GOES SIDEWAYS, AND I FORGOT MY

  • WORD, AND I WAS LIKE, "GOOSE

  • BUMPS, GOOSE BUMPS", AND THEY'RE

  • LIKE, WHAT?

  • OH, "POPCORN."

  • AND WE WERE LIKE, CAN YOU SIGN

  • THIS FORM?

  • >> Jimmy: THERE'S A SENSE OF

  • RELIEF.

  • >> HE WAS, THE MORE VIOLENT

  • THRTHEY

  • ARE THE MORE RELIEVED THEY ARE

  • THAT YOU'RE NOT CONJOINED AT THE

  • [ BLEEP ].

  • >> Jimmy: THE ONES WHO GET THE

  • MADDEST ARE THE ONES WHO SAY OH,

  • YEAH, YOU CAN KNOT OPUT THAT ONO

  • PROBLEM.

  • >> I THINK THEY'RE EMBARRASSED.

  • >> Jimmy: OR SO HAPPY THAT THEY

  • WERE WRONG.

  • >> YEAH, ABOUT THE REA SOCLITY.

  • SOCCER MOMS, THEY HAVE AN

  • INTERNAL RAGE.

  • >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE TO SIT THERE

  • AND WATCH SOCCER FOR TWO HOURS,

  • THAT'S WHY.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT,

  • MAYBE THE CRAZIEST SCENE IS YOU

  • AND LITTLE REL GO TO THE ZOO,

  • AND THIS IS A ZOO THAT IS --

  • >> IT IS KIND OF RATTY.

  • JOINT WHERE WAS --

  • >> I SHOULDN'T TALK TRASH, THEY

  • WERE THE ONLY ZOO THAT LET US

  • FILM THIS PRANK.

  • IT WAS LIKE DEEP GEORGIA.

  • THE ATLANTA ZOO WAS ABSOLUTELY

  • NOT.

  • SO WE WENT INTO DEEP GEORGIA,

  • FILMED AT THIS ZOO.

  • THERE WERE REAL PEOPLE MILLING

  • AROUND, THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY

  • WERE ON CAMERA.

  • WE WENT TO THE GORILLA

  • ENCLOSURE, AND I'M TAKING A

  • SELFIE WITH THE GORILLA, AND ALL

  • OF A SUDDEN THE GORILLA TACKLED

  • ME, RIPPED MY PANTS OFF AND PUT

  • HIS [ BLEEP ] UP MY B.

  • WHAT CAN YOU SAY ON ABC?

  • >> Jimmy: IF YOU CAN'T SAY IT,

  • IT WILL JUST HAVE BEEN BLEEPED.

  • >> HE HAD LOVE TIME WITH MY

  • ANUS?

  • IN FRONT OF --

  • >> Jimmy: THAT, YOU CAN'T SAY.

  • >> IN FRONT OF REAL PEOPLE.

  • THEY WERE LIKE, AH!

  • THEY GRAB THEIR BLOOD PRESSURE

  • MEDICATION, AH!

  • >> Jimmy: THE BEST PART IS

  • NOBODY HELPED.

  • >> NOBODY HELPED, NOBODY HELPED.

  • THEY STARTED FILMING IT ON THEIR

  • iPHONES, AH, THIS IS MESSED UP!

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.

  • SO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING THESE

  • VIDEOS WITH CELEBRITIES WHERE

  • YOU'RE A HUGE FAN OF A

  • CELEBRITY, AND THEN THE

  • CELEBRITY COMES OUT FROM BEHIND

  • YOU AND YOU GET VERY EXCITED AND

  • LIKE IT'S KIND OF A THING.

  • SO YOU HAD AN IDEA.

  • >> LIKE OPRAH COMES OUT OR

  • SOMEBODY LIKE THAT.

  • OR THERE'S A NEW CAR OR WHATEVER

  • SHE SAYS.

  • >> Jimmy: WE GOT SOME PEOPLE,

  • AND WE ASKED THEM IF THEY LOVED

  • BEYONCE, AND WE DIDN'T TELL THEM

  • BEYONCE WAS GOING TO COME OUT,

  • BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE JUST

  • EXPECT IT NOW, RIGHT?

  • >> JIMBO KIMMEL U RIGHT.

  • >> Transl

  • PEOPLE EXPECT THE BEST.

  • COME ON, COME ON!

  • [CHEERS

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • .

  • >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT.

  • IT'S REAL NICE.

  • SO YOU, INSTEAD OF BEYONCE.

  • >> I'M SORRY.

  • >> Jimmy: I LOVED HEARING JIM

  • B

  • BO KIMMEL.

  • >> Jimmy: JUST ROLL THE TAPE.

  • >> COME RIGHT THIS WAY.

  • YOU'RE GOING TO BE TALKING RIGHT

  • TO THIS CAMERA AS IF THAT'S

  • BEYONCE, IMAGINE WHAT YOU WOULD

  • SAY TO HOERER IF SHE WALKED IN S

  • ROOM.

  • KEEP LOOKING FORWARD.

  • >> HEY, SO I'M NECK CICOLE, AND

  • SHAKING SO MUCH.

  • I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BEYONCE.

  • YOUR SONGS INSPIRE ME SO MUCH.

  • AND THE WAY YOU SANG AND EXPRESS

  • YOURSELF THROUGH YOUR SONGS IS

  • OH!

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND YOU'RE

  • SUCH A GOOD INSPIRATION TO ME.

  • AND YOUR SONGS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL,

  • AND YOU TOUCH MY HEART SO MUCH.

  • CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG?

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • >> IT'S ME.

  • I LOVE YOU, TOO.

  • >> OH, MY GOD.

  • >> AH, AH, OH.

  • >> THE ONE THING I WOULD SAY

  • YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, BEYONCE, AN

  • AVERAGE 11-YEAR-OLD, I WAS

  • DANCING WITH MY MOM AND

  • EVERYTHING.

  • AND, HELLO?

  • NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

  • NO, NO, NO!

  • HOLY [ BLEEP ] ARE YOU SERIOUS

  • RIGHT NOW?

  • WOW, I JUST WANT TO SAY,

  • BEYONCE, YOU ARE MISS QUEEN BEY.

  • >> HELLO, OR SHOULD I SAY HALO.

  • THAT'S ONE OF MY SONGS.

  • WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC

  • VIDEO?

  • >> "LEMONADE" IS THE BEST.

  • >> I'M LIKE, LEMONADE, LEMONADE,

  • LEMONADE.

  • WHO WANTS LEMONADE?

  • >> I DO.

  • >> SING WITH ME, LEMONADE,

  • LEMONADE, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG, AND

  • THE REST IS HISTORY.

  • >> NEED HELP?

  • I'M SO SORRY.

  • YOU DID AMAZING.

  • >> SAT ON MY BALLS.

  • AH, AH, OH, ♪

  • >> HI, BEYONCE, I'M YOUR BIGGEST

  • FAN.

  • >> YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO

  • YOUNG WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD,

  • AND WE TRULY APPRECIATE ALL YOU

  • DO.

  • YOU JUST LIFT PEOPLE UP AND

  • BRING THEM TO A HIGHER LEVEL.

  • IT'S GREAT.

  • >> SOMEBODY'S BEHIND US.

  • >> OH, MY GOD.

  • >> OH, MY GOD!

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • OH!

  • >> OH, MY GOD!

  • >> BEYONCE?

  • >> IT'S BEYONCE.

  • >> BEYONCE?

  • >> I LOVE YOU.

  • YOU'RE MY FAVORITE, YOU'RE MY

  • FAVORITE SINGER.

  • YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME.

  • >> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

  • YOU WANT TO SEE MY BEY HIVE?

  • THEY'RE PRET ETY DANGEROUS.

  • >> OH, MY GOODNESS.

  • >> YOU'RE NOT EIGHT LEALLERGIC,?

  • >> NO.

  • >> GO THIS WAY, NO, NO, NO, COME

  • HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE.

  • [ BLEEP ].

  • MORE BEES.

  • >> NO!

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • >> Jimmy: IF YOU ENJOYED THAT,

  • WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS CRAZY

  • MOVIE.

  • "BAD TRIP" OPENS IN THEATERS ON

  • APRIL 24th. AND WE'LL RETURN

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