DOWN TODAY AS THE RISE OF THE

CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES AROUND THE

COUNTRY AND THE WORLD.

THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA

DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY

HERE, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE

WONDERING WHAT THEY CAN DO.

EVEN THE RAPPER, LITTLE NAS X

TWEETED, NO JOKING, DOES ANYBODY

KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP WITH

THE CORONAVIRUS?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THANKS FOR ASKING, LIL' NAS X.

AND YES, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU

CAN DO.

IT'S CALLED THE EL BUMP.

I INTRODUCED THIS ON MONDAY.

IT IS A WAIY OF SAYING HELLO

WITHOUT INFECTING EACH OTHER.

THIS MORNING THE EL BUMP MADE IT

TO THE VIEW.

>> JIMMY KIMMEL IS PROPOSING AN

ALTERNATIVE TO A HANDSHAKE THAT

HE'S CALLING THE EL BUMP.

APPARENTLY THIS IS WHAT IT IS,

I'M GOING TO TRY IT OUT ON YOU.

>> THERE'S, OKAY.

HI.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, AFTER ALL THIS

TIME, HOWIE MANDEL IS A GENIUS.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, HE IS A

GENIUS.

HE DOES THE MANDEL BUMP IS HIS

THING.

BUT THE GOVERNOR OF NEBRASKA

POSTED THIS ON TWITTER.

HE'S DOING THE EL BUMP WITH HIS

FELLOW MAN.

AND THIS IS SHOCKING TO ME, EVEN

THE VICE POODLE OF THE UNITED

STATES IS DOING THE EL BUMP

TODAY.

LOOK AT THIS.

HERE HE IS COMING OFF AIR FORCE

TWO.

AND THERE YOU GO.

THAT'S, I HOPE HE HASN'T BEEN

WATCHING THE SHOW.

THE BEST PART OF THE EL BUMP IS

YOU DON'T NEED A FACE MASK, NOT

THAT YOU CAN FIND A FACE MASK,

THERE'S A SHORTAGE RIGHT NOW OF

THOSE FACE MASKS EVEN THOUGH

THEY DON'T REALLY HELP PREVENT

THE CORONAVIRUS, PEOPLE HAVE

BEEN HOARD BEING THEM, WHICH PU

DOCTORS AND NURSES AND PEOPLE IN

HOSPITALS AT RISK.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ONE.

IF YOU WANT ONE IT'S VERY EASY

TO MAKE YOUR OWN SAFETY MASK AND

MY TRUSTY GUILLERMO IS GOING TO

SHOW YOU HOW YOU CAN DO THAT

NOW.

ALL YOU NEED IS A COMMON --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

A FEW COMMON HOUSEHOLD ITEMS.

FOR INSTANCE, LOOK AT THAT.

A COFFEE FILTER.

GET SOME DUCT TAPE, A COFFEE

FILTER, STRAP IT ON AND BREATHE

IN THOSE COLUMBIAN BEANS.

FOR THE NEXT ONE, YES, GO DOWN

TO THE GROUND GUILLERMO.

IF YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE, WHY

NOT TRY AN OLD BRA?

OR FOR THE FELLAS OUT THERE WHO

MIGHT NOT HAVE A BRA HANDY, GRAB

A SLICE OF COLD PIZZA AND AN

EXTRA THICK RUBBER BAND AND

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

ANY FLAT BREAD WILL DO.

AND NOW YOUR MUSTACHE SMELLS

LIKE PEPPERONI.

THAT'S INTERESTING.

THIS IS A CLIP FROM THE FOX NEWS

COVERAGE OF THE MIKE PENCE NEWS

CONFERENCE.

LISTEN CAREFULLY TO SEE IF YOU

HEARD WHAT I HEARD.

>> WHAT'S THRESHOLD?

THE NUMBER OF DEATHS, THE NUMBER

OF CASES?

>> THAT'S A BRIEFING AT THE

WHITE HOUSE.

>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE

LOU DOBBS IS PRACTICING HIS

TROMBONE?

OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF IS VERY

FOCUSSED ON THE CORONAVIRUS AND

TRYING TO SELL US ON THE IDEA

THAT IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

HE PHONED IN TO SEAN HANNITY TO

TELL NOT WHAT THE EXPERTS ARE

SAYING BUT WHAT HE'S PERSONALLY

FEELING.

>> A GLOBAL RATE OF 3.4%.

YOUR REACTION TO THAT?

>> I THINK THE 3.4% IS REALLY A

FALSE NUMBER.

NOW THIS IS JUST MY HUNCH, BUT

BASED ON A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS

WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT DO

THIS, BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE

WILL HAVE THIS, AND IT'S VERY

MILD.

THEY'LL GET BETTER VERY RAPIDLY.

THEY DON'T SEE A DOCTOR, THEY

DON'T EVEN CALL A DOCTOR.

>> Jimmy: WE REALLY WOULD HAVE

BEEN BERT OFF WITH A MONKEY

PRESIDENT.

WE REALLY WOULD.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DONALD TRUMP HAS A HUNCH.

HERE'S THING.

IF YOU'RE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES, YOU DON'T GO WITH

HUNCHES.

YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S GREATEST

SCIENTISTS, YOU GO WITH THEM,

YOU LISTEN TO THEM.

THE ONLY HUNCH YOU SHOULD HAVE

IS THE ONE IN YOUR BACK WHEN

YOU'RE LEANING OVER THAT

12-PIECE BUCKET OF KFC.

IT'S MILD LIKE THE SALSA AN AT

CHIPOTLE.

>> THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE

EASY CASES, BECAUSE THE EASY

CASES DON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

THEY DON'T REPORT TO DOCTORS OR

THE NAPOLITAN

THE HOSPITAL IN MANY CASES.

I THINK THE NUMBER IS WAY UNDER

1%.

>> Jimmy: PERSONALLY, I WOULD

SAY IT'S WAY UNDER 1%.

WOULD SOMEBODY PUT A MOZZARELLA

STICK IN HIS STUPID HOLE?

HE FLOATED THE IDEA THAT PEOPLE

WITH THE CORONAVIRUS COULD GO IN

TO WORK.

>> SO, IF, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE

THOUSANDS OR HUNDREDS OF

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE THAT GET

BETTER, JUST BY, YOU KNOW,

SITTING AROUND AND EVEN GOING TO

WORK, SOME OF THEM GO TO WORK.

BUT THEY GET BETTER.

>> Jimmy: SEE, FOR HIM GOING TO

WORK MEANS SITTING AROUND

WATCHING NINE HOURS OF FOX NEWS

IN HIS UNDERPANTS.

SO HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT

THAT MEANS.

I DON'T KNOW, ALL HE CARES ABOUT

IS MONEY.

HE'S WORRIED ABOUT THE STOCK

MARKET BEFORE THE ELECTION, SO

HIS PLAN IS TO PRETEND THE VIRUS

AWAY.

AND IT'S ESPECIALLY INTERESTING

THAT TRUMP WILL BE OKAY WITH

SICK PEOPLE GOING TO WORK.

HE SAID IT THE SAME DAY HIS

COMMANDER OF THE CORONA TASK

FORCE TOLD US SPECIFIC LITALLY O

THE OPPOSITE OF THAT.

>> A BRIEF TUTORIAL FOR YOURSELF

AND YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR LOVED

ONES.

IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO STAY HOME

WHEN YOU'RE SICK.

>> Jimmy: WHAT COULD BE, COULD

THERE BE ANYTHING SADDER THAN TO

BE MIKE PENCE?

NOTHING YOU SAY MEANS ANYTHING.

YOU'RE LIKE A SEMI COLON.

YOU'RE REALLY JUST, AS JOE BIDEN

GETS READY TO STORM THE WHITE

HOUSE ATOP HIS RIDE-ON

LAWNMOWER, HIS OPPONENT, SENATOR

ELIZABETH WARREN HAS DROPPED OUT

OF THE RACE.

AMERICAN VOTERS ULTIMATELY

DECIDED SHE DIDN'T HAVE WHAT

THEY WERE LOOKING FOR IN A

PRESIDENT, WHICH IS A PENIS.

AND ELIZABETH WARREN FINISHED A

DISTANT THA

DISTANT THIRD IN THE DELEGATE

RACE.

IT'S HARD TO ARGUE THAT SEXISM

PLAYED A PART.

A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID I'M FINE

VOTING FOR A WOMAN, AFTER

HILLARY, I DON'T WANT TO RISK

IT.

IT'S SECOND HAND SEXISM IS WHAT

IT IS.

WHO WILL SHE ENDORSE?

THEY BOTH WANT THE ENDORSEMENT,

BERNIE AND BIDEN.

AND THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS ASKED

OUTSIDE HER HOUSE

>> WILL YOU BE MAKING ANN T

ENDORSEMENT TODAY?

WE KNOW YOU SPOKE WITH BOTH JOE

BIDEN AND BERNIE SANDERS

YESTERDAY.

>> NOT TODAY.

NOT TODAY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jimmy: SO I GUESS BERNIE HAS

THE EDGE.

THE REMAINING CANDIDATES ARE NOW

BERNIE, JOOIE BIDEN AND TULSI FB

ARD

ARD WHO HAS A FUN REAL ESTATE

VIBE GOING.

BASICALLY, WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO

CHOOSE WHICH TYPE OF BREYERS

VANILLA, THE HOMEMADE, NATURAL AND EXTRA CREAMY, WHICH FLAVOR