Oh well.

Where is this, SpongeBob?

Rock Bottom.

It sure is weird around here.

Kind of different.

Even the soil looks different.

Would you... mind... putting me down?

SpongeBob, I don't like it here.

It's dark and scary.

I don't wanna be here.

I wanna go home.

Look, I can't even tell the bathrooms apart.

Uh, that's an easy one, Patrick.

Just wait for someone to come out and then you'll know.

[gasping]

Maybe we should wait for one more.

[groaning]

I still can't read the sign.

I wanna go home!

- Are you ready to rock, Squidward? - No.

Good, 'cause we've got customers!

Here, please hit me as hard as you can.

Psst! Squidward.

I'm working in the kitchen.

[giggling]

At night.

Don't hold back.

Hey Squidward, guess what. I'm chopping lettuce, at night.

Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom.

At night.

Ow! I've burned my hand!

At night.

Night, night, night, night, night. Night, night, night, night, night.

Night, night, night. N-n-n-night-night!

- Night! - Will you please!

Here, give me a moments peace and take out the trash.

Alright!

Takin' out the trash. Takin' out the trash at n--

You mean outside?

That's where the dumpster is, yes.

I don't know, Squidward.

It's kind of dark out there.

But I thought you liked the night shift.

You're right.

For the Krusty Krab!

[screaming]

[panting]

Piece of cake.

[screaming]

I wonder what's in my dark, scary-looking bathroom!

Ah! Night light! Night light!

Thank you!

[sighing]

[screaming]

Another light please.

Thank you.

[screaming]

There, there, there, and there.

I've been meaning to change your tail light anyway, Gary.

- Now there's not one square inch of dark. - Meow.

- What was that, Gary? - Meow.

You're right, Gary. I've got darkness inside of me!

I wish we had something to eat though.

Look what I've got!

Rectangles!

Not just any rectangles, candy bars!

Oh...

All we have to do is make 'em last the rest of our lives!

Thanks, SpongeBob.

I think I'll eat it now.

I think I'll eat it now.

Ow!

Where'd my candy bar go?

I must of dropped it.

You just ate it, Pat. It's all over your face.

Where'd it go? I'm gonna starve. Where'd it go?

SpongeBob to Patrick, help yourself, over.

Yummy!

Patrick to SpongeBob, the deliciousness has landed!

Well, you two astronauts can eat marshmallows.

I'm gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls.

Just as soon as I can get my can opener.

But Squidward, didn't you take a can opener when you hiked out here?

Why would I bother? We're ten feet from my house.

But this is the wilderness.

It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit.

Pretty weenie.

Alright, alright. Give me a marshmallow.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughing]