(jazz music)

(chat tone)

(clock ticking)

(laughs)

(jazz music)

- So what do you wanna watch?

- Whatever.

- Orange is the New Black?

- Sure.

- House of Cards?

- Yeah.

- Modern Family?

- Yeah.

- All right, Human Centipede 3.

(screaming from TV)

- Oh, oops, I forgot my shoes.

- How many people are you gonna let in?

- Their lane's ending.

Go, sir, go ahead. Yup.

- Hey, mind if I smoke in here?

Isn't this a left right here?

- Oh yeah, I think, maybe.

- So, weren't you supposed to turn?

- Oh yeah, I guess I should've gone left.

(coughs)

- You're gonna remember what street you parked on, right?

We need a reservation, right?

- (scoffs) No.

- Have you had a chance to look at the menu yet?

- Sorry, I totally forgot.

I'll look now, I promise.

- [Waitress] All right, have we picked anything yet?

- I'm gonna go ahead and have me barbecue chicken--

- I got totally sidetracked.

(sighs) You know what, I just,

you have so many great options.

- [Waitress] Would you like me to pick for you?

Steak salad it is.

- All right, wow.

Oh, I don't eat steak.

- Do you mind if I unload a little bit?

- Of course.

- After the breakup, I decided to go on Tinder.

I just need to purge myself.

Worse and worse, I swear to God.

I am so sorry, I've been talking this whole time.

How are you?

- Oh, I'm fine, I'm good.

- All right, ladies, here's the check

for whenever you're ready.

- You know what, I left my wallet in the car.

- Oh, it's no biggie, I'll put it on my card.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, of course.

- [Man] Thanks.

(jazz music)

Oh, um...

- You forgot where we parked.

- Yep.

Sorry.

- [Impatient Friend] Did I owe you money

for dinner last weekend?

- [Chill Friend] Yeah, I guess so.

- [Impatient Friend] How much?

- I don't know, I don't remember.