but then Chuc- uh, Billy insulted one of them and the

heavy-set girl said that I had a receding hairline and I was a

was few pounds overweight and I was like "Go fuck yourself!"....

I swallowed a bug.

Hi.

You´re an idiot.

What?

You´re an idiot.

I´ve been sitting over there for 45 minutes waiting for

you to come and talk to me.

But I´m tired now and I have to go home, and

I couldn´t sit there any more waiting for you.

Well... I´m Will.

Skylar.

Skylar.

Oh and by the way, that guy over there,

Michael Bolton clone, he wasn´t sitting with us, so to speak.

Yeah, I know. I kinda got that impression.

Good.

Okay, well I´ve got to go.

Gotta get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education.

No... I didn´t mean you. I...

Oh that´s alright.

There´s my number. So that we could go out for coffee sometime.

Alright, yeah. May-maybe we could just get together and eat a bunch of caramels.

What do you mean?

When you think about it, it´s as arbitrary as drinking coffee.

Uh, yeah. Okay.

Uh, alright then.

Yo!

Ey. There goes them fucking barains right now with his skiing trip

Hold on.

Should have beat that little bitch´s ass.

Do you like apples?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Well, I got her number.

How do you like them apples?