Name: サイクリング中に着てはいけないものトップ10 (Top 10 Things Not To Wear While Cycling)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:01:15.000Z
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Ah, seems like it was yesterday. They were good days, they were!

Regardless of the season, or wherever you may be riding, there are a few rules we feel

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you should follow to ensure you maintain sartorial integrity whilst riding your bike. The list,

although non-exhaustive, is simply what to avoid at all costs.

The correct sock height, length or colour are subjects perpetually debated in the world

of cycling. However, in order to even have the debate, you have to have socks in the

first place. Newbies might be tempted to go sockless to save embarrassing tan lines, but

you need to get over this. Tan lines are like a tattoo to confirm your membership into the

cycling world. Ride without socks, and you'll remain part of the amateur gang as well as

risking some nasty ankle and toe chafing.

I tell you what Matt, this is chafing a little bit. You got any plasters?

I think I might have some back in the car, Si.

Riding with a helmet is compulsory in our book, it goes without saying. But, riding

out on the road with a full face helmet, unless you're planning an off road descent, or

pumping round the local BMX track, just doesn't cut it. It looks distinctly dodgy for one,

your head will cook for two and finally we think periphery vision is an absolute must.

It also inhibits the intake of fluids and banter with your training partner too.

Quite the opposite of no socks are compression socks. On, or even off the bike, they will

make you look so strange that the stress of your self-consciousness will negate any performance

benefit. Actually, we take that back - if you're wearing them, you probably don't

Time out on the bike is precious, especially if you're training around a job or your

studies. So the last thing you want to happen whilst out on your favourite loop is to have

to save the world from impending catastrophe and doom at the clutches of an evil genius mastermind.

A tip then, fly under the 'superhero responsibilities radar' by not dressing as one.

Simon my friend, I will fight crime until the end of it's days!

Although fertile ground for debate, we feel there is only one situation where you are

allowed to wear a World or National champion's jersey. And that situation is if you are the

Oh jesus, Matt. It was 16 years ago, take it off!

I have to get electrical tape. Absolutely ridiculous.

You can, if you've been a national champion, continue to wear the stripes on your arms.

Since he started working out, our very own Simon Richardson is probably the only person

who could get away with what is normally considered as a cycling fashion faux pas.

Cyclist's traditionally weedy, pasty-skinned upper bodies are things best left under wraps

and filed under 'specialist websites only.'

I tell you what, you are looking quite buff.

Rather than look like an accountant with a driving ban, keep it practical and avoid commuting in your suit.

Yes, I got the all clear last Friday and now I'm enjoying life!

Checking your portfolio on the move is also a definite no-no. We're unsure if brogues

This just isn't working. Fancy a spurt instead?

Here at GCN we have actively encouraged you to sing on a bike as a way of motivating yourself,

But, we implore you not to 'method sing' via total immersion into the persona of your

People try to put us down / talking 'bout my generation / Just because we get around...

The image of The Who's Roger Daltrey on stage rocking double denim is an iconic one that

should not be tainted by trying to replicate it on a bike.

...my generation baby...my generation! My generation baby...

Whilst reluctantly conceding they are indeed *coughs* a global fashion phenomenon, these

monstrosities should perhaps firmly remain the preserve of teenagers, students and the

sartorially misguided. Unless of course it's one that makes you look like your favourite

wild animal out in it's natural habitat, as we're rather fond of doing here at GCN.

I've come as a monkey. Always been fond of monkeys since I was a child.

Not only do Speedos offer very little protection for your manly or womanly bits, but they also

look...wrong. Yes, it'll prevent you getting farmer's tan lines, but no, that's not a

valid excuse. If you want to do group rides without everybody trying to drop you, steer

well clear of Speedos - leave them for triathletes. You are far less likely to end up being

arrested for indecency or severely reducing your ability to start a family. Plus no-one

wants to ride behind someone with a severe case of the munchies.

I thought I was going to **** my lyrics up, but I did it alright.

We'll be making bloody feature films soon!