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  • - Patriots, Bucs.

  • Thank you for joining me in the first ever

  • NFL therapy session.

  • First of all, I just wanna say that I'm not mad.

  • Yeah right.

  • No, no, really, I'm not mad, I'm not mad,

  • I'm just disappointed.

  • All right, here we go.

  • Tom Brady, the best quarterback of all time

  • didn't wanna finish his career in New England.

  • I'm not mad,

  • the team that gave him a chance in the first place.

  • You drafted him in the sixth round.

  • I'm just shocked that he chose Tampa Bay of all places.

  • Tampa Bay, what's in Tampa?

  • What's so shocking about that, have you ever been to Tampa?

  • No I have not and I hope I never have to.

  • Don't worry, you definitely won't be there

  • for the Super Bowl.

  • Why would anyone want to go to Florida?

  • Who is Jarrett Stidham, spell Stidham.

  • Stidham could be good, we don't know yet.

  • Really?

  • Who's side are you on?

  • Forget about the tuck rule already?

  • True.

  • You know what, I feel like this is a great place

  • for a breather and for me to mention our partners.

  • Therapy is expensive, someones gotta pay for it.

  • Which is why I'm proud to announce for this video

  • we've partnered with Bumble.

  • I have that.

  • Edelman knows about that.

  • Bumble is a dating app.

  • Upload a couple of pictures,

  • a brief bio and you are ready to start.

  • Or maybe you're too heart broken during quarantine

  • because a certain somebody left your team,

  • fear not, you can switch between Bumble Date,

  • to find someone to go on a date with nearby.

  • Bumble BFF, to find local friends nearby.

  • Maybe you have more of an entrepreneurial mindset,

  • perfect, Bumble Bizz can help you connect with people nearby

  • to help you grow.

  • One of the cool things I personally like about Bumble

  • is that the women have to message first,

  • adds a bit of intrigue to the situation.

  • I must say, women do love seeing a man in uniform.

  • Not with that haircut. Really?

  • So if you're bored in the house

  • and you're in the house bored,

  • check the link in the description below,

  • download Bumble and get to buzzing.

  • Maybe you'll match with Tom Brady on Bumble BFF.

  • Maybe you'll win another Super Bowl in your lifetime,

  • how about that.

  • Yeah, this season.

  • I've had six.

  • Let's breathe, we're good. (exhales)

  • Bro, you done yet?

  • Now let's get right back into the nitty gritty.

  • All I'm saying is, I love Tom Brady

  • and I hate him at the same time,

  • we could have won another Super Bowl.

  • Where?

  • With what receivers?

  • Who's he gonna throw the ball to?

  • That's why he left, that's why he came to us.

  • We are more elite, that's why Gronk came too.

  • You can have Gronk, thanks for the draft pick.

  • Y'all can have Winston.

  • We don't want Jameis Winston.

  • We're just gonna tank and get Trevor Lawrence

  • whole thing's gonna reset.

  • Edelman's getting traded next.

  • I will fight you.

  • No, no, use your words, how are you feeling?

  • I feel like I will fight you.

  • You mad.

  • Just give us O.J. Howard.

  • Honestly I don't think either of us needs another tight end.

  • Fair enough.

  • Why can't you be happy for us,

  • you know how long we've sucked?

  • Were you happy when we won any of our Super Bowls?

  • Okay, I see your point.

  • Exactly.

  • Thanks for Brady and Gronk though, appreciate it.

  • Just treat them right, that's all I'm asking for.

  • Is this a breakthrough?

  • Get it, 'cause Tom plus Tampa, Tompa Bay.

  • You don't deserve him.

  • Good luck winning a game this season.

  • Spoke to soon.

  • You're still gonna go eight and eight.

  • Calm down, we're not the Cowboys.

  • We don't have Jason Garrett anymore, it's a new era.

  • It is.

  • (laughing)

  • Sorry, I got the Cowboys and Eagles coming in next.

  • I would just never see why Tom Brady chose Tampa Bay.

  • Tompa Bay.

  • I'm gonna go, are we done?

  • I think this is a good stopping place.

  • Thank you, I can't stand Patriots.

  • No, for real, what do y'all have,

  • this has gotta be extortion or something.

  • What do you have on Brady?

  • We have a good football team, that's what we have.

  • What do y'all have?

  • Edelman, lost hope, depression, that's what y'all got.

  • Once again I would like to thank our partners Bumble.

  • Y'all aint even gonna get Trevor Lawrence.

  • Y'all gonna win too many games 'cause of Belichick.

  • If any of you watching this have any suggestions

  • for the next therapy session, leave a comment down below

  • and I will see you guys next time in therapy.

  • (upbeat music)

  • I'm a grown man.

  • What do you have on Brady?

- Patriots, Bucs.

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NFLセラピー。ペイトリオッツとブッシュ (NFL Therapy: Patriots and Bucs)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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