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  • -Hi, everybody.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition.

  • My name is Jimmy Fallon, and thank you so much for watching.

  • We have a great show for you tonight.

  • Guys, I want to wish everyone a happy "Star Wars" Day.

  • That's right -- it's a time fans say,

  • "May the 4th be with you,"

  • which is great, because now you know what day it is.

  • Yep, they call it "Star Wars" Day because of

  • the phrase "May the 4th be with you,"

  • which, as we know, was how Baby Yoda said it

  • before his front teeth grew in.

  • Meanwhile, tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo,

  • though, right now Americans are thinking,

  • "Yeah, like we need an excuse to sit around

  • drinking tequila all day long."

  • Check this out.

  • I heard that doctors and dentists have now started

  • removing magazines from their waiting room.

  • Patients were like, "Oh, no.

  • Now how will I find out who was named Sexiest Man Alive

  • in 1997?"

  • "Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are breaking up?"

  • Now airlines are removing their in-flight magazines.

  • So now you're going to have to find somewhere else

  • to see a filled-out Sudoku puzzle

  • and stick your wad of gum.

  • I saw that the new "Twilight" book

  • is being released from Edward's perspective.

  • Yep. Women are so excited, they're like,

  • "Finally, something from a male perspective."

  • I read that, for the first time,

  • murder hornets have been spotted in the U.S.

  • So if a worldwide pandemic can't keep you inside,

  • introducing murder hornets.

  • Yep, these murder hornets sound pretty scary,

  • so we wanted to find out more.

  • Joining us now, one of the murder hornets.

  • Thank you for being here.

  • -Jimmy! What's up, man? How you doing?

  • -I'm good.

  • Thanks for letting me talk to you here.

  • I got to say, you sound pretty friendly

  • for something that's called a murder hornet.

  • -Murder hornet? Really?

  • Is that what they're calling us now?

  • Look, we're just regular old bees

  • who happen to make things fall asleep forever.

  • -Right, but I heard that you've just been discovered

  • in our country and that you've been decapitating our bees.

  • -Decapi-what?! No, man.

  • We're just rough-housing with your boys.

  • We practice MMA moves on each other.

  • -MMA?

  • -But sometimes, you know, that horseplay goes a little south.

  • But it's all in good fun.

  • You know, the news isn't always so black and yellow, you know.

  • -But they're saying bee-keeper suits

  • can't even protect humans from your stingers, though.

  • -Bee-keeper suits also don't protect you from drowning,

  • but I don't hear you calling the ocean "murder water."

  • -I guess that makes sense.

  • -You know, you jump in front of a bus

  • with a bee-keeper suit on, and they're not going to call it

  • a "murder bus."

  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get your point there.

  • -You just got stung, Jimmy.

  • -Okay. Look, if you don't want to be called murder hornets,

  • what do you want to be called?

  • -Ooh! I'm just spit-balling here.

  • Maybe, um...spicy bees?

  • -Spicy bees?

  • -Yeah, grumpy bugs.

  • Little fellas who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

  • Hornets who do murder sometimes.

  • Butterflies, but instead of butterflies,

  • they're murder hornets.

  • -Alright, alright.

  • I'm glad we got to the bottom of all that.

  • Thank you so much for coming on the show.

  • -My pleasure, Jimmy.

  • Also, quick shout-out to my crisis P.R. team,

  • HWC & Associates.

  • I owe them everything. I'd be nowhere without them.

  • Alright, I got to go do some "MMA moves" on your honeybees.

  • Murder hornet out!

  • -Thank you very much, grumpy bug.

  • We have a great show tonight.

  • Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are here.

  • They're going to talk to us about quarantine wine.

  • This is their wine that they have

  • where all profits go to four separate charities

  • for COVID-19 relief.

  • It's kind of an amazing idea,

  • and they pulled it off in perfect amount of time.

  • I also like that the label is blank

  • so you can write who you're thankful for

  • or what you're thankful for

  • while you're having a little quarantine wine.

  • Also, we have Evan Rachel Wood from "Westworld."

  • Just -- The finale was last night.

  • She's going to talk a little bit about that, but no spoilers.

  • And then we're just going to see what else she's up to.

  • I believe she's learning how to play piano.

  • She's that amazing.

  • And we have great music tonight. Oh, my goodness.

  • She's one of my all-time favorites.

  • Honey -- -I'm freaking out.

  • -I know. We've just been playing --

  • -We have been playing that album --

  • -"Diva." -"Diva."

  • -Over and over again. Annie Lennox. Oh!

  • I want Annie Lennox on the show every single night.

  • I love everything about her.

  • I think she's the coolest human.

  • She came on our show a couple years ago --

  • no entourage, just walked in, Annie Lennox, had a book.

  • That was her entourage -- a book.

  • A dog-eared book.

  • And I go, "Can I get you anything?"

  • She's just that cool. I just love her.

  • She's going to talk about this thing called Project Angel Food,

  • which delivers meals to people in Los Angeles

  • who are seriously ill.

  • It's a beautiful charity.

  • And she's going to sing a song

  • for us tonight with her amazing voice.

  • I love you, Annie Lennox, so much.

  • This is so fun.

  • Also, I want to say Mick Jagger is here

  • on behalf of savethechildren.org.

  • Please go to that website and do whatever you can.

  • We would love that, and thank you so much.

-Hi, everybody.

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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