AND REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID, LET THE THOUGHTS FORM IN YOUR BRAIN

FIRST.

>> SMALL BUSINESSES KEEP MILLIONS OF WORKERS ON THE

PAYROLL.

>> SPOKEN TO NUMEROUS LEADERS OF COUNTRIES.

>> SPOKEN TO NUMEROUS LEADERS OF COUNTRIES OVER THE LAST 48 HOURS

AND THEY'RE SAYING -- >> THERE'S MUCH WORK TO BE DONE.

WE'RE LEADING THE WAY.

HAT.

E'RE LEADING THE WAY.

NO WE'RE NOT.

SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS.

NOT EVEN ONE LITTLE WAY.

CAN YOU GET BILL BRYAN UP HERE BEFORE YOU PRESENT YOURSELF A

BIG MEDAL?

>> THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT, FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THIS.

I LEAD THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.

>> BILL'S TALKING.

FINE.

FINE.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MR. BRYAN -- -- A QUESTION THAT PROBABLY

SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING OF -- >> HELLO.

HELLO.

IS THAT MINE?

YEAH, IS THAT CHICKEN AND PASSION FRUIT SORBET?

BRILLIANT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> SO SUPPOSING WE HIT THE BODY WITH A TREMENDOUS -- WHETHER

IT'S ULTRAVIOLET OR JUST VERY POWERFUL LIGHT --

>> WHERE DID BILL GO?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHY ARE YOU TALKING AGAIN?

WHAT DID I MISS?

>> AND I THINK YOU SAID THAT HASN'T BEEN CHECKED BUT YOU'RE

GOING TO TEST IT.

>> TEST WHAT?

AND THEN I SAID SUPPOSE YOU BROUGHT THE LIGHT INSIDE YOUR

BODY.

>> WHAT.

THROUGH THE SKIN.

CAN WE RECAP LATELE?

AND THEN I SEE THE DISINFECTANT.

>> IF I WALK INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHAT TIME IS THIS?

>> WHERE IT KNOCKS IT OUT IN ONE MINUTE AND IS THERE A WAY WE

COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> SOMETHING LIKE WHAT?

BY INJECTION INSIDE OR ALMOST A CLEANING BECAUSE YOU SEE IT

GETS IN THE LUNGS AND IT DOES A TREMENDOUS NUMBER ON THE LUNGS,

SO IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO CECK THAT.

>> OKAY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BACKTRACK FOR ME HERE.

AT WHAT POINT DID WE START TALKING ABOUT AMERICANS

INJECTING THEMSELVES WITH BLEACH AS A CURE.

IS THIS A FEVER DREAM I'M HAVING.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO USE MEDICAL DOCTORS.

>> IF YOU'RE GOING TO POISON YOURSELF WITH CLEANER, YES,

MEDICAL DOCTORS ARE THE BEST KIND.

>> AND THE LIGHT IT GOES AWAY IN ONE MINUTE.

>> ON SURFACES, NOT ON HUMAN SKIN YOU DANGEROUS IF PUFFIN.

>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SPEAK WITH THE MEDICAL DOCTORS.

>> JUST SAY "DOCTORS," SAVES TIME WE'LLLE NEED TO DRIVE TO

THE HOSPITAL AFTER WE DRINK OUR BLEACH MARTINIS.

>> TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYWAY YOU CAN APPLY --

>> OH, GOD, WHAT?

-- LIGHT AND HEAT TO CURE -- OH, MY FLIPIN' FISH!

YOU ARE SO LETHALLY IGNORANT IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A

THREE-YEAR-OLD WITH A BLOW TORCH.

>> IF YOU COULD.

YOU CAN'T.

MAYBE YOU CAN, MAYBE YOU CAN'T.

>> YOU CAN'T.

I SAY MAYBE YOU CAN, MAYBE YOU CAN'T.

>> YOU CAN'T!

I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

I'M LIKE -- >> LIKE WHAT?

AN EXCITED MAN CHILD THAT THINKS LABORATORIES CAN DISPENSE CURES

LIKE VEND MACHINES?

I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, VIRUS TREATMENTS ARE NOT KIT KATS.

>> A PERSON WHO HAS A GOOD YOU KNOW WHAT --

>> NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

I'VE GOT NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.