- Oh my goodness.

Oh my gosh, that's picante.

- It's not even that hot.

- Oh my God, the pain really gets to ya.

Brings out the real you.

(lively music)

- Hello Smosh fam and welcome to the Spicy Noodle Challenge.

So, what we all did is we all ordered

the five spiciest noodle dishes

from L.A.'s House of Noodles.

- We are going to try each level of spice,

starting of course at level one, ending at level five.

Then we're gonna see how we react

to eating noodles made with ghost pepper,

giving them a Scoville rating of over two million.

- Whose idea was this anyway?

- Uh, it was mine.

- Ah, Damien! (laughing)

You spicy bastard.

(laughing)

(lively music)

- Hey, what's up guys?

I'm Cory Lane from House of Noodles.

Our noodles are handmade every morning.

To get that spice level that we're known for,

we use a mixture of ghost peppers

and some of our secret spicy oil

to get those noodles really hot.

So I hope y'all are ready for this challenge!

Are you ready, can I hear it?

Well anyway, the first round isn't spicy at all

so you can relax, but just a little bit.

(laughs) Cory out.

- This first level isn't spicy at all

so we should all be fine.

- I'm kind of a wimp when it comes to spice

so I'll probably tap out early (laughs).

- I just want to apologize in advance.

Sometimes when I'm in pain,

I say things that I don't mean.

- That's weird.

When I'm in pain I just cry,

like a normal person.

- I don't even feel pain.

This is gonna be a walk in the park.

- All right, here we go.

Cheers!

- Cheers!

(slurping)

- Mmm, mmm.

Oh, it's good!

Oh, oh it's good.

- It's got a little heat to it but nothing crazy.

- Guys, I just have to say,

(speaking in foreign language) (laughs)

That's Spanish.

- Damien, are you sweating?

- It's good.

It's not spicy.

- Damien, I thought you were good with spicy.

This isn't even spicy yet (laughs).

- I am good.

Don't worry about me.

It is delicious.

- Then take another bite.

- Okay, I will.

(breathing heavily)

Yum.

- Damien, I'm gonna start calling you Victoria Beckham

because you are Baby Spice.

- God, Shayne, Victoria was Posh Spice.

- I mean, yeah, I mean,

but you get the general point, it's still funny!

- Get it right.

- Whatever, look how much he's sweating.

- I am fine.

This sweat is probably just from

when I worked out this morning.

(laughing)

Morning workout.

- All right, guys, at level two,

they use a pinch of ghost pepper to make it a little spicy.

(laughs)

- Whatever, I'm not worried about this at all.

I'll crush this.

- Yeah, all right, Emma Bunton.

- Who's that?

- Baby Spice.

I looked it up.

- All right, shut the (beep) up, Shayne.

Let's do this.

Cheers!

- Cheers!

(suspenseful music)

- Mmm, mmm!

(speaking in foreign language)

- I guess Ian speaks Spanish now.

- Hey, I'm just saying,

(speaking in foreign language).

- Mmm.

Oh, oh, holy hot balls, that's hot!

Ah, it's hot.

Ah, it's hot, I hate this.

I hate this, I hate this and I hate you guys!

I hate you!

No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry.

I was just saying something.

I meant like I hate you for making me do this,

in like, it's a playful thing.

(slurping)

- Honestly, I'm doing better than I thought I would.

I'm sweaty but the flavor's good.

- Oh, no, no, no, don't touch your face.

- (groans) Ow, ow, my eye!

- Oh, you need to go wash that out.

- Yeah, I'll be right back.

- You good, Damien?

- Yup, super good.

This is some weak (beep).

- Most people that come to the restaurant

order level one or level two.

That's because they're pussy ass bitches.

Now level three is when we really amp up the spice

and it's not for the faint of heart.

- Okay, I'm okay.

I mean, I got most of the spice out

so as long as I don't touch my face anymore,

I should be good.

- Woo, okay, is everyone ready?

- Born ready.

- All right, cheers!

- Oh, oh God!

Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh, oh, oh God.

I'm the only truly talented one here.

I am the only truly funny person out of all of us

and none of you hold a torch to my comedic genius

and you (beep) know it.

I am so sorry.

I don't know why I just said that (laughs).

This heat is making me say things

that are totally honest, that are totally not true,

that are so mean.

(speaking in foreign language)

- It's fine to me.

- I am also fine.

This is normal.

This is my normal state of being at all times.

- Damien, what is happening to you?

This really isn't that bad.

- It's fine.

I'm fine.

- No, no, no, don't use that napkin!

(nose blowing)

- Oh, oh God! (beep)

Oh God, it's in my nose, it's in my,

oh what did I inhale?

Ah, I feel like it went in my brain!

It's in my brain!

- Guys, I don't know if I can do this.

I'm afraid of what I might say.

- We all are.

- All I know is I'm gonna be fine.

- You can tap out if you want.

- No, don't need to.

Not even close to tapping out.

(speaking in foreign language)

- I don't know what that means.

(speaking in foreign language)

Ian, nobody here, including you, speaks Spanish.

Are you are you asking if we're ready?

(speaking in foreign language)

- (speaking in foreign language) Yeah, okay.

Yeah, then yeah.

Yeah, we're ready.

- Okay, before we do this,

do not let me touch my face again please, okay?

No matter what.

- I mean just don't touch your face,

but yeah, okay, I'll make sure.

(speaking in foreign language)

- All right.

(intense music)

- I'm tapping out.

(buzzer buzzes)

(intense rock music)

- Oh, oh, I have erectile dysfunction.

There, I said it.

My weenie is limp, all right?

24/7, three sixty five.

It's why I'm so mean and insecure.

It's because my weenie is limp, all right?

It's limper than these noodles.

(groans)

And also I get Botox in my face and ass.

I get Botox injections here

and I get Botox injections right there.

It's why I'm so (beep) good-looking.

I'm the (beep) best looking person in the world.

It's because I get beauty goo into here

and I get beauty goo into there.

You better believe every second of this,

that my weenie is always limp biscuit.

(laughs) Why am I saying this?

Guys, I'm so sorry.

It's 'cause of the heat.

It's not because of the heat.

I mean this.

I have a limp little weenie.

I have a weenie that looks like it was painted

by Salvador Dali.

Ah, now I'm gonna go cry and drink milk off-camera.

(groans)

(buzzer buzzes)

(slurping)

- I did it!

(sneezes)

(screams) Oh my God!

Oh God, it's all over!

Ow, oh God, get it off me, please!

Oh my God, it's spicy!

So spicy!

My face is spicy!

(buzzer buzzes)

(singing in foreign language)

- I got spice in my (beep)!

(buzzer buzzes)

- (Voiceover) Next week on Extreme Noodle Challenge.

- All right guys, today's challenge

is the large noodle challenge.

We are given thirty minutes to eat this very large noodle.

Whoever does it the fastest, whoever eats the most,

wins the challenge.

- Yeah, I'm not doing this challenge.

- Wait, why not?

Oh, yeah I see.

It looks like a penis.

(Ian speaks in foreign language)

- What up?

It's your girl, Spicy Bitch.

I'm now gonna get the audio of me screaming

about spice in my (beep) in the bathroom

and we're gonna see if the sound is good.

Is the mic on?

Hell yeah, 'cause that would've sucked if it wasn't!

- Hey, I'm Cory Lane from House of Noodles.

I'm gonna try not to be weird.

I'm just gonna try not to be weird.

Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.

Hey, I'm Cory Lane from, oh (beep).

(laughs)

- It's just a little peanut.

Imagine if you found a soft peanut,

that is what my weenie is like.

- Oh, itchy.

Oh, it's under the nose!

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

That was a level of itch I didn't think possible.

(grumbling)

- And that's what we call acting.

See, it wasn't even spicy, kids.

That's just an actor at work.

An actor with a very professional mustache.

- My bad 'cause I was like,

"Oh I'll just add more of the spicy taste for the color."

But it's actually hurting my mouth.

(burps) Love you.

- I didn't personally enjoy Breaking Bad.

I think it's overrated.

No, I don't mean this, guys. (laughs)

I mean every second of it.

(speaking in foreign language) (beep)

- (laughs) I just threw the mustache off.

- And honestly, I think Batman v Superman

was the best superhero movie to ever hit the theaters.

(lively music)