-I'm pregnant! -What?! How?

Did you...? -I got pregnant on Zoom.

Which means... -The baby might be mine.

[ All gasp ]

-A horrible time which feels like it might last forever.

These are...

-Vanessa, my love.

-Winston, my friend.

Thank you for joining me here on the Internet,

it's where I come to think.

-Wait a second, V-Vanessa, where are you? San Francisco?

We're supposed to be quarantined.

-I had to get away.

And don't worry, I'm standing at least 6 feet

away from the bridge.

-Why do you have that far-away look in your eyes?

Are you looking at something, far away?

-[ Sighs ] Winston, I -- I have to tell you something,

it's -- -Howdy, folks.

-[ Gasps ] Fontaine! -Fontaine!

Are you...in your house? -Yes, I'm at my house.

But this is a virtual background, of my house.

-Boys! Boys! Listen to me!

Once again, I've got something I need to tell you.

-What is it?

-Well, remember when I got Zoom pregnant?

Well, apparently when you're pregnant on Zoom,

you really zoom through the pregnancy.

Now it's time for one of you to meet...

your son! -[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-Hello, daddies. -[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-I'm Blake. And yes, I'm big already.

I'm Zoom-ing right through my own life.

And you both missed my big game and my big recital.

And my graduation!

-Wait, they didn't cancel all of those events,

because of everything that's going on?

-There's a lot you can do over Zoom, if you're willing, Dad.

And everything look and sound like crap.

-It's true. -But, more importantly,

I'm now the heir to your family fortune!

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] -Oh!

-[ Gasps ]

-Good luck getting your hands on it.

-I already have.

-Hey! Give it back! -Make me!

-[ Gasps ]

[ Ominous music plays ]

-Get him! Get him! -[ Laughs evilly ]

-Oh! Wait for me!

-How are you able to change your backgrounds?

I can't change my background!

-[ Panting ] -I'm trying to

get into my settings!

-Oh! -I'm gaining on him.

I'm gaining on him! -Not so fast!

-[ Gasps ]

-Now, why would you do that to your dad or uncle?

-Either way, you should've come to my big game.

-[ Groans, gasps ]

You stabbed me. [ Gasps ]

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-[ Gasps ] No!

-[ Exhales sharply, gasping ]

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-Hang in there. Don't leave us.

Don't leave us! -[ Gasps ]

-You fight! -Winston!

Now we'll never know who the father is!

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