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  • -Hello, everyone.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show At Home Edition."

  • My name is Jimmy Fallon. It is May 1st today.

  • Actually wearing this in honor of Gigi Bryant.

  • Today would've been her birthday

  • and so I'm going to do the show in honor of Gigi

  • and play like Gigi,

  • which is with all heart and leading with kindness.

  • I'm thinking about the whole family today, guys.

  • Let's get to some jokes.

  • Here we go.

  • Let's get to some news. Governor Cuomo said that,

  • for the first time in history the New York City subways

  • won't run 24/7, so that they can be cleaned each night.

  • Yeah, that's right. It's better than the old way

  • they cleaned the subways --

  • taping a Swiffer pad to a rat.

  • Some entertainment news. I saw that Disney

  • is working on a live action remake of "Hercules."

  • No word yet on who they want to play Hercules, so...

  • just gonna put that out there and...

  • wait for the call.

  • An-y minute.

  • Disney will call.

  • Just sayin'.

  • Hercules.

  • Hey, I wanna say congratulations to Anderson Cooper,

  • who's the father of a new baby boy!

  • [ Clapping ] Yay!

  • That's awesome.

  • You can tell having a newborn

  • has already taken its toll on him.

  • Here is a photo of Anderson on Monday

  • and here he is today.

  • I read that, since the quarantine began,

  • "Jeopardy!" has had very strong ratings.

  • Well, I think it's starting to affect the show.

  • Take a look at some of the categories from last night.

  • First, there's Name of Friends You Forgot Existed.

  • Next, there's Coworkers' Homes You've Judged through Zoom.

  • Then there's "Sitting and Staring."

  • There's also "Cocktails That Taste Bad, But Get the Job Done."

  • And, finally, there's Potent Edibles.

  • Some sports news. I saw this year's

  • Little League World Series has been canceled.

  • All the players heard that and were like,

  • [ Baritone ] That sucks! [ Inhales ]

  • Well, back to quarantine.

  • What's that? When was I born?

  • Uh...

  • two thousand, uh...

  • 2014.

  • Meanwhile, NASCAR announced that it plans

  • to resume its season on May 17th,

  • with seven races in 11 days.

  • That's great. What better way to spice up

  • living the same day over and over

  • than watching guys driving in a circle over and over?

  • This is cool -- LeBron James just unveiled

  • the title of next year's "Space Jam" sequel.

  • It's called "Space Jam: A New Legacy."

  • Everyone's excited 'cause, at this point,

  • 50 million people would watch

  • Bugs Bunny take free throws [ Laughing ] on ESPN.

  • Still waiting for that call from the Disney folk.

  • I read that, because of the coronavirus,

  • actors may stop doing sex scenes in movies.

  • This is weird -- Once the news broke,

  • the running time for "Space Jam 2"

  • was cut in half.

  • Wow!

  • And, finally, I saw that Pillsbury

  • is now selling Funfetti cereal.

  • Take a look this.

  • Yeah. It doesn't come with a toy.

  • It comes with a tiny bottle of insulin.

  • There you go, everybody. That is my monologue joke,

  • right there.

  • We have a great show tonight.

  • The very funny, the very talented Jon Hamm is here.

  • He's gonna talk about this

  • "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" project

  • they have comin' up on Netflix. It's really cool.

  • And he is supporting stjude.org.

  • Winnie kind of -- -[ Laughing ]

  • -She was in a rush to play video games.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -"St. Judd."

  • St. Jude is the organization.

  • Also, Brene Brown, who is amazing.

  • She's gonna talk to us about what's happening right now

  • and how we should all be feeling.

  • She's just so fun and smart and charming. I love her.

  • And we have great music from Hailee Steinfeld,

  • who's going to do part 1 of her two-part project

  • that's coming out May 8th.

  • It's called "Half Written Story,"

  • is the name of her thing.

  • And we also have a fun soap opera

  • called "The Longest Days of our Lives"

  • that I'll get to, but that's gonna benefit

  • The Actors Fund right there.

  • But [ Laughs ] you have to see that.

  • Oh, and Salesforce, I want to say thank you.

  • If you text "meals" to 80100,

  • you'll donate $10 to World Central Kitchen

  • and Salesforce said that they will match up to $250,000.

  • So that could be $500,000 going to World Central Kitchen,

  • which will be amazing.

  • And they're gonna do it through June 1st.

  • So we wanna thank our friends over at Salesforce

  • for doing that and working with us this whole week.

  • They've been great.

  • And for their commitment to helping families,

  • small businesses,

  • and many others affected by COVID-19.

  • Thank you, Salesforce.

  • I'm feeling very thankful today,

  • to not only them, but maybe it's a good time

  • to write out thank-you notes.

  • [ Funk sting plays ]

  • -Hi, everybody.

  • -Smile.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -Hi, Fran. -Alright. Ready? No, not yet.

  • I don't have music yet.

  • -Oh, good, big yawn.

  • Friday yawn. Okay. -Alright.

  • Guys, it's Friday.

  • That's usually when I send out my thank-you notes.

  • Can I can get some thank-you note writing music,

  • please, Winnie?

  • ♪♪

  • [ Whispering ] Go.

  • Thank you, "Trolls" movie,

  • for somehow making quarantine hair look stylish.

  • Go.

  • ♪♪

  • Thank you, tiramisu Oreos,

  • for being the perfect dessert after some duck confit

  • Hot Pockets.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • That's it. That's good.

  • Thank you, Cinco de May-o --

  • Cinco de Mayo, for being a great day

  • to enjoy a Mexican beer, like Modelo, Tecate, or --

  • Just Modelo and Tecate.

  • Go. next one.

  • [ Whispering ] Go.

  • Thank you, squirrels,

  • for being the original panic shoppers.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Whispering ] Go.

  • Thank you,

  • ending of Zoom calls, -[ Laughter ]

  • -for being a mad dash to not be

  • the last two people stuck in the room.

  • Oh, wow. Hey, Craig.

  • How you doing? Everything's okay with you?

  • Yep.

  • Thank you, Roombas,

  • for looking at us and thinking, "You're home all day.

  • Why am I still doing this for you?" [ Laughs ]

  • ♪♪

  • Thank you, ceiling fans,

  • for having two speeds -- low

  • and shaking the entire house down.

  • ♪♪

  • Thank you, homeschooling,

  • for proving my teachers were right when they said

  • I'd need to know how to do fractions as an adult.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Thank you, butter,

  • for being the only thing in the fridge

  • with its own studio apartment.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Whispering ] Go.

  • No.

  • ♪♪

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Thank you, "Journey is the destination,"

  • for being the motto of people who have arrived

  • at a bad destination. -[ Laughs ]

  • -And finally --

  • [ Voices overlapping ]

  • Okay, here's the last one.

  • ♪♪

  • Thank you, Fred and Shaggy from "Scooby-Doo,"

  • for looking like a before-and-after

  • of a guy going through quarantine.

  • Guys, that is our show.

  • Thank you so much. What are you doing?

  • -[ Laughing ]

  • [ Both humming ]

  • -Thank you. Okay.

  • Stay tuned. We have a great show.

  • More "Tonight Show" when we come back.

  • A fun, fun soap opera with Will Ferrell,

  • Kristen Wiig, and a very special guest -- Jake Gyllenhaal.

-Hello, everyone.

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ザ・トゥナイト・ショーアットホーム版 (サンキューノート-トロール、ホームスクーリング) (The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Thank You Notes - Trolls, Homeschooling))

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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