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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

  • WELCOME BACK.

  • WE'RE ALREADY HERE TALKING WITH OUR FRIEND JON BATISTE.

  • WE WERE JUST WORKING OUT SOME-- WE WERE JUST WORKING OUT SOME--

  • SOME-- SOME...

  • >> Jon: COMMON TONALITY HARMONY.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY, COMMON

  • TONALITY HARMONY.

  • >> Jon: IT'S A FUN GAME.

  • JUST PLAY THE ONE NOTE...

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: AAAHH!

  • >> Jon: OOOH.

  • >> Stephen: CAN I SING JAZZ?

  • YOU BET.

  • READY?

  • AAAAHHHH...

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ NO MATTER WHAT HE PLAYS, I'M

  • READY.

  • >> Jon: YOU'RE A BAD CAT.

  • >> Stephen: OH, YEAH, I'M WAY GONE, DADDY-O.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

  • YOU LOOK ALL FRESH AND HAPPY.

  • >> Jon: YEAH.

  • I'M GOOD.

  • I WAS JUST CHECKING-- SPEAKING OF JAZZ, I WAS LISTENING TO DUKE

  • ELING TON ON THE DICK CAVETT SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: WOW.

  • >> I DIDN'T REALIZE HE HAD DONE THAT SHOW.

  • AND I CHECKED THAT OUT, MAN, AND I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED TO

  • FIND THAT CLIP FLOATING AROUND ONLINE.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

  • WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT?

  • >> Jon: WELL, I WAS JUST LISTENING TO IT JUST BEFORE WE

  • STARTED TALKING.

  • BUT THEY WERE STARTING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE'S ON THE ROAD AND

  • HE NEVER LEAVES THE ROAD.

  • LIKE, DUKE ELLINGTON -- >> Stephen: LIKE, DIDN'T HAVE

  • A HOME, JUST WAS ALWAYS ON THE ROAD.

  • >> Jon: YES.

  • AND HIS IDEA OF TOURING THAT WAS IT DIDN'T EXIST.

  • THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOURING.

  • IT'S JUST A WAY OF LIFE.

  • AND THAT WAS REALLY INTERESTING TO HEAR HOW HE APPROACHED THE

  • MUSIC LIKE THAT.

  • >> Stephen: WOW, WOW.

  • HARD ON THE FAMILY, I GUESS.

  • >> Jon: YEAH.

  • THAT'S NOT FOR ME.

  • BUT... YOU KNOW, DUKE MADE GREAT MUSIC, SO MAYBE HE FIGURED

  • SOMETHING OUT, YOU KNOW.

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

  • >> Jon: MUCH LOVE.

  • >> Stephen: Y'KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME SITTING RIGHT HERE,

  • BRINGING TOGETHER THE ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR, THE TRIPLE-

  • FRENCH-FLAKED SEA SALT, AND FRESH ACTIVE BAKER'S YEAST THAT

  • ARE THE BIG STORIES OF THE DAY, PROOFING AND BAKING THEM INTO

  • THE ARTISANAL BAGUETTE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

  • BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, INSTACART CAN'T GET ANY OF THAT

  • STUFF.

  • SO I LIKE TO ALSO SIT RIGHT HERE, RUMMAGE THROUGH THE NEWS

  • PANTRY FOR SOME EXPIRED CAKE MIX, SOAK SOME RAISINS IN TEPID

  • ORANGE JUICE TO FERMENT MY OWN YEAST, AND THROW IN THE BAKING

  • SODA FROM THE BACK OF THE CRISPER TO MAKE THE HOBO-STYLE

  • QUICKBREAD OF NEWS THAT IS MY QUARANTINED MEANWHILE SEGMENT:

  • >> QUARANTINE-WHILE!

  • >> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN CALIFORNIA, A TRIO OF SUSPECTED

  • THIEVES WAS ARRESTED IN WHAT POLICE ARE CALLING A "HEINOUS

  • TOILET PAPER CAPER."

  • YOU CAN SEE IT ALL IN THE NEW ACTION COMEDY: "OCEAN'S

  • NUMBER 2."

  • POLICE WERE PATROLLING A SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOT WHEN

  • THEY CAME ACROSS THE THIEVES TRYING STEAL "31 ROLLS OF TOILET

  • PAPER, 31 TOWELS OF VARIOUS SIZES, AND FOUR SETS OF BED

  • SHEETS."

  • NO JUDGEMENT, BUT IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE THOSE THIEVES ARE

  • PLANNING TO WIPE THEIR BUTTS WITH TOWELS AND SHEETS.

  • IT WOULD EXPLAIN CHARMIN'S NEW SLOGAN: "ENJOY THE GO, DREAD THE

  • LAUNDRY."

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, "AMERICANS ARE STOCKPILING FROZEN PIZZA,

  • CAUSING A POTENTIAL SHORTAGE AMID THE CORONAVIRUS."

  • REALLY?

  • FROZEN PIZZA?

  • FRESH PIZZA IS ONE OF THE THINGS YOU CAN STILL HAVE BROUGHT TO

  • YOU.

  • FROZEN PIZZA IS A LAST RESORT.

  • THAT'S WHY THE SLOGAN IS, "IT'S NOT DELIVERY.

  • IT'S DE ONLY THING WE HAVE."

  • QUARANTINEWHILE, A DOG HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS,

  • MARKING THE FIRST KNOWN POSITIVE CASE IN A DOG IN THE UNITED

  • STATES.

  • NOT TO BLAME THE VICTIM HERE, BUT I DOUBT THE DOG WAS

  • OBSERVING PROPER HYGIENE PROTOCOLS WHILE LICKING ITS OWN

  • BUTT.

  • CANINE PATIENT ZERO IS A PUG FROM NORTH CAROLINA NAMED

  • WINSTON, SEEN HERE CONTAMINATING THE PHOTOGRAPHER.

  • BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM BECAUSE, APPARENTLY,

  • HE WAS ONLY SICK FOR A FEW DAYS AND IS NOW DOING MUCH BETTER.

  • THOUGH, KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS A PUG WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

  • SO THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE'S FEELING HEALTHY.

  • NOW, THIS ISN'T JUST A DOG PROBLEM, BECAUSE SOME CATS HAVE

  • ALSO TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS.

  • HOLD UP, HOW ARE THESE DOGS AND CATS EVEN GETTING ACCESS TO

  • COVID-19 TESTS?

  • DO THEY PLAY IN THE N.B.A?

  • YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULE BOOK THAT SAYS A DOG CAN'T

  • PLAY IN THE N.B.A.

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, "THE PENTAGON HAS OFFICIALLY RELEASED U.F.O.

  • VIDEOS."

  • NOW, THIS ISN'T NEW FOOTAGE.

  • THE PENTAGON IS JUST OFFICIALLY DECLASSIFYING IT AFTER THE NAVY

  • VIDEOS WERE FIRST RELEASED BY A COMPANY CO-FOUNDED BY FORMER

  • BLINK-182 MUSICIAN TOM DELONGE."

  • WILL ALL SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT SECRETS NOW COME FROM '90s POP

  • BANDS?

  • I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING NORTH KOREAN MISSILE DEFENSE

  • INFORMATION FROM SMASHMOUTH.

  • ATE AGENT SMAGHT-MOUTH.

  • AGENT SMAGHT-- AGENT SMAGHT-MOUTH.

  • IT'S NOT EASY TO SAY, "AGENT SMASHMOUTH.

  • "AGENT SMASHMOUTH, HOW DID YOU COME BY THIS INFORMATION?"

  • ♪ "SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD ME THOSE LAUNCHPADS AREN'T PHONY

  • ♪ I THINK THIS IS A CREDIBLE THREEAT

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, A FAMILY IN IOWA "MADE A SIDEWALK CHALK

  • MONOPOLY GAME DURING THE COVID-19 LOCKDOWN."

  • HERE'S VIDEO OF THE GAMEBOARD WINDING THROUGH THEIR

  • NEIGHBORHOOD.

  • ISN'T THAT NICE?

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • THAT'S COOL.

  • VERY IMPRESSIVE.

  • AND WAY SAFER THAN MY IDEA: FULL-SIZED HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL.

  • SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD MESMASHMOUTH!

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

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