Name: コロナウイルスパンデミックジョガー (Hey! Coronavirus Pandemic Joggers)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:57:51.000Z
Duration: 2 min 51 s
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trying to get some work done, homeschooling our kids,

but it seems like not everyone is being smart about it,

which brings us to a segment we call "Hey!"

It's scary enough, bein' out in the world right now,

without one of you stompin' up from behind,

panting and gasping. It's like a horror movie,

except Jason had the decency to wear a mask.

And, hey, a lotta people carry the virus,

You could be crop dusting us with corona.

And, hey, I know you think, if you're super healthy,

you can't spread it, but how can you be sure?

and a higher body temperature and, last I checked,

You, for once, have the perfect excuse not to go jogging.

directly for Earth and your reaction would be,

"I can still get in a few miles before I'm vaporized."

Hey, just an idea -- why don't you stay home

and jog in place, like you do at every red light?

but you still don't know what six feet is?

the way a peacock lets the opposite sex know

they're ready to mate. You know, it's like this thing.

Like that, you go like that, and all the way back.

And, hey, if you absolutely have to get out there and jog,

but you know what else makes it harder to breathe?

Jogging. You apparently love it when it's hard to breathe,

and run in circles in your bathroom until you pass out.

All you are is a jogger who wants to do it sitting down.

Actually, you're worse, because you come up behind us

I swear, long after this pandemic is over,

every time I hear a little bell and that stinks

because I love the sound of a little bell.

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コロナウイルスパンデミックジョガー (Hey! Coronavirus Pandemic Joggers)

weird

absolutely

apparently

pandemic