I am Jimmy.

Welcome to my home.

Hard to believe it's already Halloween, isn't it?

I hope he had a good weekend or weekend.

Let me guess.

You bake bread and watch the Michael Jordan documentary.

I'm actually feeling great today.

Well, this morning I woke up, I rolled up my sleeves, I injected a big syringe of Formula 409 into my arm.

And I'm now Corona virus free.

The tide pods appear to be turning on President wack a doodle Dr Donald Jingleheimer.

Trump spent the weekend trying to pretend he wasn't really suggesting we should inject disinfectants into our bodies.

He claimed he was being sarcastic with reporters, which was a lie, but I shouldn't say that.

I'll let you be the judge of whether it was a lie or not.

Does this seem in any way like he was being sarcastic to you?

And I think you said you're gonna test that two Sounds interesting, right?

And then I see the disinfectant, knocks it out in a minute.

One minute.

And is there a way we could do something like that by injection inside four.

Almost a cleaning because you see, gets on the lungs and it does a tremendous number will also be interesting to check that so that you're gonna have to use medical doctors, right?

Right.

Medical doctors.

Those are the ones with the the Circle thing on their heads, right?

Can we claim we were being sarcastic when we elected him president?

After this little nugget of nuts?

Trump's own Environmental Protection Agency quickly posted guidelines for using disinfectants that included the phrase Do not ingest disinfectant products.

Unfortunately, many of those who support Trump are perfectly happy to injustice, infecting products if the president tells him to do it.

The Illinois Department of Health reported a spike in calls to poison control from people who had ingested bleach and other cleaning products.

Maryland Governor Larry Hogan said that after Trump spoke, his state saw hundreds of calls to their emergency hotline asking if it was right to ingest Clorox or alcohol cleaning products.

Even the company that makes Lysol put out a statement they wrote.

As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfecting products be administered into the human body, whatever like life, so you're fake news the word lie is right in your name.

Why should we listen to you?

We got a president.

I think this might be the first president ever to embarrass a cleaning product.

So then usually when a human being says something that is dangerous and dumb and gets a ton of backlash for they either apologize, er, at the very least, real and in.

But when your Donald Trump, you don't do that, you just keep talking and talking and you try to bury it all under a mountain of nonsense if light.

If Sun sun itself.

That son has a tremendous impact on a son, and he and humidity wipe it out.

Doesn't live well with sun sunlight.

Heat doesn't live well with he and sun and disinfectant.

The disinfectant hasn't unbelievable.

It wipes it out.

I do think that disinfectant on the hands could have a very good effect.

I I agree.

I think it could.

This is This is what happens when you mix Adderall with Geritol.

It would appear that the president is extra sensitive about his job performance.

Right now.

There's a story in The New York Times that said he's been watching a ton of TV and eating fast food.

And so, of course he saw that story.

And yesterday tweeted I work from early in the morning until late at night.

Haven't left the White House in many months except the launch hospital ship Comfort.

Yeah, we know you haven't left the house and no one has left the house and months.

And also you did leave the house.

You had a rally in March and you went to Mar a Lago.

But back to your Twitter tantrum.

And then I read a phony story in the failing New York Times about my work schedule and eating habits written by 1/3 rate reporter who knows nothing about me.

I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night and read and see that I am angrily eating a hamburger and diet Coke in my bedroom.

People with me are always stunned.

Anything did to me, and yes, he misspelled hamburger again.

You think that would be the one word he'd know?

But his new chief of staff, this lucky fellow named Mark Meadows, ran to the New York Post to tell him that Trump is so busy working, he often misses lunch?

No, not according to his pants.

He doesn't if Trump Mrs Lunch it's only because he's still leading breakfast.

And maybe the most interesting detail of this story in The Times is after he does one of these marathon briefings.

He goes upstairs and watches them back on TV to review his performance with his staff, and I'll bet he gets very good marks.

Great job, Mr President.

That thing about putting wiper fluid in your veins brilliant on by the way this fit he had on Twitter happened on his wife's 50th birthday.

It was Melania's 50th bird, and no, it would seem that her birthday wish did not come true.

She is still there.

So after that disastrous briefing, the White House canceled briefings for Saturday.

Today and yesterday there was a talk that they'd try to limit the president's face time going forward.

But of course, Trump got wind of that of people saying he'd been muzzled and rescheduled his event for today, and he also had a televised meeting with leaders of industry Today, even though the president's taking a lot of heat right now, he seems to be in top form, but could we have another look at that.

It would appear that the Windex has penetrated his brain.

I really cannot fathom how anyone could watch this man, I think, yes, that is the leader we need.

You know, a lot of times people say, what would be the reaction if Obama spoke like Trump?

And so we decided to try that out.

This is what it would be like if Obama spoke like Trump that I see the disinfectant knocks it out in a minute.

One minute.

And is there a way we could do something like that by injection?

Inside?

Four.

Almost a cleaning.

You see, your president and people want to get information and guidance and want to know what to do.

They're not looking for I'm the president and your fake news, right?