How's it going, lieutenant?

Well, let's just say I hope our litter bug there

saved room for his just deserts!

[laughing]

Yeah!

Just deserts.

[laughing]

Whatever... huh?

SpongeBob, don't you know who that is?

- Who? - That's the Tattletale Strangler!

- Who? - That's the Tattletale Strangler!

He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in!

[growling]

[gasping]

You're gonna do time, Strangler.

Hard time!

Hi, officers!

So he's going to jail, right?

- Who, Strangler? - Yeah, Strangler.

Oh yeah, he's going to jail for a long time!

Hey, that looks like me!

[growling]

[laughing]

[shrieking]

Don't worry, SpongeBob, he won't be able to strangle you!

Yeah, we got him chained up real good, he'll never get away!

Oops, not again.

Yeah, he got away.

[laughing]

You guys are so gullible!

See, I did everything that attracts a sea bear

and nothing happened.

If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up?

Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion!

Oh... sorry, how silly of me!

You mean like this?

[laughing]

No, like that.

[growling]

[growling]

[roaring]

[screaming]

[banging]

Squidward, are you OK?

No...

Boatmobile, where are you?

Barnacle Boy, I found it!

[laughing]

Still getting burned on that tailpipe, huh, Barnacle Boy?

[laughing maniacally]

- It's the Dirty Bubble! - In all his dirty roundness!

[screaming]

No!

I found it, and it's the special dance mix!

- Help, help! - No, help, help!

Holy Krabby Patties!

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, the Dirty Bubble!

I can't believe it!

You cannot save them, sponge of mystery!

They are trapped by my awesome surface tension!

[laughing]

[sniffing]

Worm sign!

He's in that cave!

- Sandy, are you sure you-- - 'Course I am!

I'm going in and I ain't coming out

till I got me a big, heaping plate of worm stew!

[sobbing]

Ah-ha!

There you are, you tail nabbing varmint!

Hi-ya!

[banging]

I'm winning, SpongeBob!

Sandy!

[banging]

Yeehaw!

I got him, SpongeBob!

[grunting]

Sandy...

Boy, howdy!

This critter put up some sorta fight,

but I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me!

I even found my tail!

That's not the worm!

- Pardon? - That's not the worm.

That's his tongue.

Oh...

This is the tongue and the whole thing is the... worm.

Run for your life!

[screaming]

[roaring]

[laughing]

Ahh, DoodleBob!

[chuckling nervously]

No hard feelings, right?

[screaming]

What do you think you're doing, Doodle?

You, Doodle!

Me, SpongeBob!

[screaming]

[crashing]

[screaming]

[door slamming]

[squeaking]

Huh?

[rambling]

[screaming]

Be careful with that thing!

Who knows what'll happen?

I knows.

[screaming]

[laughing maniacally]

Uh, we're not supposed to touch that stuff.

We're not supposed to touch that either.

[laughing maniacally]

We are really not supposed to touch those, sir.

Good people have no use for weapons such as--

Those!

[laughing maniacally]

The only thing I'm good at is being evil!

So long, suckers!

What's that smell, SpongeBob?

That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.

Good, I thought it was my skin.

Hi, er... Patrick.

I'm gonna clean the tables... Patrick.

Patrick.

Hi, SpongeBob!

Don't you want a cute little jellyfish?

No thanks-- ahh, Mr. Krabs!

You seem tired, SpongeBob.

Why don't you go home and take a nap?

[hissing]

Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.

Oh, that's OK, I have one at home.

[hissing]

[screaming]

- Sleep well... - Sleep well...

- Sleep! - Ahh, random guy!

[hissing]

[screaming]

You're part of my crew now,

and our job is to sail around and frighten people!

It'll be grueling, mind-numbing and repetitive!

Just like... day time television!

Now you listen here, mister!

If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster,

then you're crazy!

I mean, look at this place!

It's disgusting!

Whoever told you that hanging oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was good id--

Oh, now what?

I suppose you're gonna shove me-- oh, oh, oh gee, that's very nice.

What is this, some kind of magic act?

[screaming]

[laughing maniacally]

There will be no one to stop me this time!

[laughing maniacally]

♪ Oh, what a beautiful sight Weapons as far as the eye can see ♪

♪ But which one will be right for me? ♪

♪ How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? ♪

♪ Which is best to guarantee Eternal rest? ♪

♪ So many weapons, how do I choose? Look at this one, what a beautiful fuse ♪

♪ And with this one, I couldn't lose ♪

♪ That one would surely Give them the blues ♪

♪ And this one here matches my shoes ♪

♪ Come on, Plankton, just pick one And forget about your shoes ♪

♪ Eenie-meenie-minie-moe I pick you, now let's go ♪

[laughing maniacally]

Cower to me, fools!

I have commandeered the most powerful weapon

in the Atlantean arsenal!

Now bow before the new king of Atlantis!

Then prepare to taste my wrath!

[groaning]

Huh?

Er, I mean, prepare to taste my wrath!

Ah, you...

Prepare to taste my wrath!

Launch sequence deployed.

[laughing maniacally]

[gasping]