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  • -Hey, everybody.

  • Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At-Home Edition."

  • My name is Jimmy Fallon.

  • This is Franny Fallon. This is Winnie Fallon,

  • and my wife is the camera operator today.

  • Guys, we are --

  • April 15th, today is, Wednesday,

  • and hopefully you're doing your part

  • and staying at home like we are.

  • If you are going out, make sure to wear a mask, right?

  • And if you -- If you don't have a mask, you can make one.

  • There's a lot of things online. You can learn how to do it.

  • I saw a cool thing.

  • Matthew McConaughey used a bandanna

  • and put a coffee filter in the bandana

  • and used that to make a face mask with rubber bands.

  • That's pretty cool, right?

  • We have a big show today.

  • Pharrell Williams is on the show,

  • very talented Pharrell Williams. We love him.

  • Also, his charity is World Central Kitchen,

  • wck.org.

  • He's doing stuff with José Andrés.

  • That's a picture of a dinosaur, right?

  • Or is that a duck?

  • -Dinosaur. -Oh, okay.

  • -[ Chuckles ]

  • -And then we have Millie Bobby Brown,

  • who we love, and her charity is unicef.org.

  • Speaking of charities, by the way,

  • a lot of people have been stepping up,

  • and I think it's a great thing,

  • so thank you, everyone, for donating.

  • And my family's donating

  • to every charity that we mention on our show,

  • but our friends over at T-Mobile

  • wanted to do something really cool.

  • If you text "THANKS" to 50555,

  • they're going to --

  • You'll donate $5 to the Boys and Girls Club of America.

  • Right now, they have a COVID-19 relief fund for front-line --

  • people working on the front line for childcare for them,

  • 'cause they're working all the time.

  • -Are you doing this one, Winnie?

  • -Yeah, are you?

  • -No, I'm doing the princess, though.

  • -And, so, anyways, these people have to take care of their kids,

  • so this will help. So, if you go to your phone,

  • I'm using my phone to film,

  • but if you go to your phone and text "THANKS" to 50555,

  • T-Mobile said they will match up to $400,000

  • in the next three days. That's a lot of money.

  • So that's today, tomorrow, and Friday,

  • if you text "THANKS" to 50555

  • they will automatically bill you $5.

  • Right?

  • And there you go. Did you draw this?

  • No. Winnie, did you draw this?

  • -Yes. So, yeah.

  • -Who is it?

  • -It's two of my classmates.

  • -I thought it was me and Mommy.

  • -No.

  • They're both girls.

  • They can't be.

  • -Well, this one's --

  • Which -- Who's this one?

  • -One that Mommy knows.

  • -Oh, okay.

  • I thought it was Daddy and Mommy, and I thought...

  • -Amara. -...Daddy had, like,

  • a little cloud over his head or something.

  • -Amara. -Yeah, that's Amara.

  • -That's Amara.

  • -Oh, okay, that's Amara. -That's Audrey.

  • -Okay, good. It's your friends.

  • Okay. So this is not me or your mom.

  • I thought you loved me so much,

  • I thought maybe you'd draw a nice picture of me,

  • but what are you going to do?

  • Okay, guys. It is time for monologue.

  • Can you guys clap? You guys like monologue?

  • -Unh-unh.

  • -Here we go. -[ Blows raspberry ]

  • -Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At-Home Edition."

  • Well, guys, today was supposed to be Tax Day,

  • but it was all postponed until July 15th.

  • The kids are excited

  • 'cause now we get to leave all of our Tax Day decorations up

  • for another three months.

  • Who wants to light the W-2 forms?

  • I do. I do. [ Chuckles ]

  • Tax Day is now after the 4th of July

  • which means a lot of Americans will be able to claim

  • their fingers and eyebrows as a total loss.

  • Some 2020 news -- It was a big day for Joe Biden

  • as he picked up an endorsement from Elizabeth Warren.

  • In the past few days, Biden's been endorsed by Bernie Sanders,

  • President Obama, and Elizabeth Warren

  • while Trump just laughed and said,

  • "But look who's got the MyPillow guy."

  • I saw that Sony and PlayStation have started

  • the Play at Home initiative

  • to encourage gamers to stay indoors.

  • Yeah, that's always been the problem with gamers --

  • They spend too much time outside.

  • I saw the State of New Jersey is holding a benefit show

  • called Jersey for Jersey. It's the only benefit show

  • where the host threatens you with a baseball bat.

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • It's the only benefit show where you send a donation,

  • and they say, "Eh."

  • -[ Blows raspberry ]

  • -They say, "Eh, feels light."

  • The envelope feels light.

  • I read that a lot of colleges are starting to think

  • that classes won't be in person this fall.

  • It's awkward when you do your fraternity initiation over Zoom,

  • and you have to ask your dad to smack your butt with a paddle.

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • Yeah, that's right, 'cause of the virus,

  • kids applying to college this fall

  • might not have to submit S.A.T. scores.

  • In response, Lori Loughlin texted Felicity Huffman,

  • "You've got to be F'ing kidding me."

  • Here's some news for "Jeopardy!" fans.

  • I saw that -- Sorry. -Mm-hmm.

  • -Here's some news for "Jeopardy!" fans.

  • I saw that Alex Trebek is releasing a memoir.

  • Meanwhile, if you like "Wheel of Fortune," Pat Sajak is releasing

  • one of those books that float in the bathtub.

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • And finally --

  • Oh.

  • Here's the cover of the "Wheel of Fortune" book.

  • Finally, I saw that many people are actually getting dumped

  • via Zoom, and it's created the term "getting Zumped."

  • Don't confuse that with a Zump,

  • when is when you forget your camera's on

  • when you take your phone into the bathroom.

  • That's our monologue, everybody.

  • Yahoo!

  • Now we're going to do our thing

  • that we've been doing every Wednesday

  • where I look through the Internet and try to find

  • fun things that people are doing while being quarantined.

  • It is called, "What Are You Doing Wednesday."

  • ♪♪

  • I just want to show everyone what you did

  • to "The Incredibles."

  • You took all their clothes off. The naked Incredibles.

  • Where's his clothes?

  • -[ Giggles ]

  • [ Giggles ]

  • -Alright. Take "The Incredibles." Go play.

  • Guys, this is called "What Are You Doing Wednesday."

  • Here's our first one here.

  • This one's really funny, guys.

  • This is from @parmesan-underscore-official.

  • They got bored in quarantine,

  • so she decided to do the apple fork challenge

  • where you throw an apple, and you catch it on a fork,

  • and she did it like three times.

  • Watch.

  • -Yes.

  • Yes.

  • Yes!

  • Yes!

  • -Yes. -Yes.

  • -Yes. -Yes.

  • -Yes! -Yes!

  • -[ Laughs ] That was really funny, right?

  • The next one is called Car Door Ride.

  • This one is from @rachel.thomas91.

  • She caught her son taking an unexpected ride in the driveway.

  • Watch this kid.

  • [ Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" playing ]

  • ♪♪

  • Watch, he starts flying.

  • [ Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" playing ]

  • He's holding on to the --

  • The thing picks him up in the air.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -I like the other one more.

  • -Yeah. -Me, too.

  • -Well, I thought that was pretty good.

  • He looked like Jack-Jack. Now do you like it?

  • I thought it was funny.

  • Our last one here is called Megaphone Neighbor.

  • This one is from @gracecuratolo.

  • Her neighbor gave an impassioned speech to her block.

  • Take a look at this.

  • -I just want you to know that I miss you and I love you!

  • Can't wait for this [bleep] show to be over

  • so that I can touch people, drink with people,

  • and have the best life ever!

  • -Miss you, too, Tracy!

  • -Very nice!

  • Nice use of that megaphone right there.

  • Guys, I got my wife's phone,

  • so I'm actually going to do this, text "THANKS"

  • to 50555.

  • T-Mobile's helping with the Girls and Boys Club.

  • 50555,

  • and all you do is you text "THANKS."

  • "To complete your $5 donation to Boys and Girls Club,

  • reply with your five-digit billing ZIP Code."

  • I lost Franny. Alright.

  • I'm going to say my ZIP Code.

  • "Thanks. $5 charged to phone bill."

  • Perfect. It works.

  • Guys, we'll be right back with more "Tonight Show."

  • Come on back.

-Hey, everybody.

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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