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  • - Ay yo, homeschool check

  • Oh the grass is greener

  • Than I ever did remember

  • With you darling

  • ♪ I think the air is cleaner

  • The smoke is gone

  • And the skies are growing nearer

  • - (narrator) Every TikTok ever

  • Don't stop, ♪

  • Give me the best that you got

  • Why don't you make it too hot

  • All that I need is more, more, more

  • - No, no, no.

  • You do it until you get it right.

  • Get it right!

  • - Okay, okay.

  • Don't stop

  • Give me that

  • - No, no, no. Like this

  • You go

  • (movement expressions)

  • And then like that.

  • Like that!

  • - Okay.

  • - Okay?

  • - It's been four hours.

  • - Okay, do you want to be in a

  • Super Bowl hummus commercial or no?

  • - I do, I do.

  • - Okay.

  • Go!

  • Don't stop

  • Give me the best that you

  • (yelling)

  • - (Narrator) I just take tweets

  • and act them out in person.

  • It's not stealing.

  • - Brit, wanna be in a TikTok with me?

  • - Okay.

  • Brittny slept with my boyfriend Taylor,

  • and she doesn't know that I know.

  • - (gasping) Oh my God,

  • how did you know I slept with Tyler?

  • - You mean Taylor?

  • - I thought you said it was going to be Tyler?

  • - Anyways, she slept with my boyfriend.

  • - Oh my God, I am sorry.

  • Wait, what's my line?

  • - Oh my God,

  • I gave you the script last last week.

  • Do you even want to be a famous homewrecker?

  • - Yes.

  • - I'm not going to tag you

  • if you keep (beep) up.

  • - Okay.

  • - Brit slept with my boyfriend Taylor.

  • - Oh my God.

  • How did you know I slept with Taylor?

  • Yes, nailed it.

  • - We're going to have to

  • take that back one more time.

  • - Okay, dammit.

  • - (Narrator) TikTok,

  • now you don't have to peak in high school.

  • Twenty-Four seven, ♪

  • Three, six, five

  • Party don't stop

  • Party don't stop

  • Get it, get it

  • ♪ I keep on dancing

  • With the light of your eyes

  • We keep it dirty

  • All night, all night yeah

  • - Ah dude, she is so hot.

  • She can tie a cherry-stem in a knot

  • using her tongue.

  • - Why is that hot?

  • - Ah man,

  • I bet she could tie my tongue in a knot

  • using her tongue.

  • - That's just weird.

  • - Ah dude,

  • I bet she could tie my wiener in a knot

  • using her tongue.

  • - What?

  • - (Narrator) No,

  • the page refreshed before I liked it.

  • Now I'm never going to find that TikTok again!

  • - Yeah all right, TikTok is pretty cool.

  • I mean,

  • yeah it's easy to make fun of,

  • but it's a great way for people to show

  • off their talents.

  • - I agree.

  • (muffled yelling)

  • - Can we pretend we never saw that?

  • - Yep.

  • (car squeaking)

  • - (Narrator) I've been practicing the Renegade

  • for three months.

  • - Ay yo, witchcraft check.

  • Every soul we take

  • It brings us greater power

  • Every heart we break

  • Surrender to the witch

  • - (Narrator) Finally,

  • a haven for cosplayers.

  • - (man in red pants) I mean,

  • TikTok's fun as heck,

  • but I don't know if I'm ready to trust it again.

  • - I agree.

  • I love the new platform,

  • but I feel like my walls are up.

  • Like, I don't want to get my heart broken again.

  • - Yes!

  • I just keep picturing the app

  • walking out of my life,

  • out of nowhere.

  • - I just don't want to be left alone again.

  • I mean, TikTok?

  • TikTok?

  • (yelling)

  • - That's just the sound of time counting down

  • until it abandons us again.

  • - (girl in pink shirt) You're right.

  • - Hey guys.

  • Did you know that there's a Vine two.

  • It's called Bite.

  • - No.

  • - That sounds so stupid.

  • - Sounds dumb as heck.

  • - Yeah, that's not going to last at all.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - Get out of here,

  • you started Vine late.

  • - I, yeah I wasn't

  • - No

  • - Don't take the,

  • hey, no!

  • (yelling)

  • - God dang it.

  • - Get out.

  • Get out of here.

  • Viner's only.

  • - Coffee is for us.

  • - Do you guys want to make a

  • TikTok together?

  • - No.

  • - Okay.

  • - (Narrator) It's not lip syncing,

  • I'm acting.

  • Everybody wants a piece of me

  • Well that's fine

  • But next time

  • Ain't coming back as someone perfect

  • No

  • ♪ I'm heading straight into the train wreck

  • Train wreck

  • Now everybody wants a piece of me

  • - Are you filming again?

  • We've been over this.

  • This is a serious HIPAA violation.

  • Lady, you are not just risking your career,

  • but you're also risking a very big

  • lawsuit at this hospital.

  • So I need you to understand,

  • this information you're putting out,

  • is extremely inaccurate to a dangerous degree.

  • - But doctor, it's okay.

  • I turned off the comments.

  • - What? Oh my God.

  • Everybody want's a piece of me

  • Well that's fine

  • But next time

  • Ain't coming back as someone perfect

  • No

  • - (Narrator) Was that animal video cute

  • or abusive? You decide.

  • - So go,

  • this is for Rachel,

  • you big, fat, stupid

  • - (man in green shirt) Hey guys.

  • I need some help.

  • I learned a new cry,

  • but I'm having trouble

  • figuring out the POV for it.

  • Like, I've already done a bunch of oddly

  • specific we broke up stuff.

  • - Okay.

  • Well just show us the cry,

  • and then we can figure it out from there.

  • - Okay.

  • (crying)

  • - Wow.

  • That's next level.

  • - Thank you, thank you.

  • - That's good.

  • - I appreciate it.

  • I was thinking something like,

  • POV, we're about to kiss,

  • but then, you break up with me,

  • but then, you say nevermind,

  • but then, you say nevermind, again.

  • - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • No, I got one.

  • So like, it's like.

  • POV, we're about to kiss,

  • but the I remember you were killed

  • by that drunk horse three years ago,

  • but then you're still standing in front of me,

  • and I'm like ah, so I lean in,

  • but then I remember I can't kiss ghosts.

  • - Oh, yeah.

  • How about,

  • POV, we're about to kiss,

  • but then you tell me

  • that I'm getting drafted into World War three,

  • and then you sneeze really loud,

  • but I'm still sad.

  • - That's perfect.

  • - (Narrator) Wait,

  • people live stream on here?

  • - Ay yo,

  • I think my grandfathers a serial killer check.

  • By

  • By the time she reads this note

  • ♪ I'll be

  • Flying out to Cali

  • Sitting by the ocean

  • Soaking in all I can stand

  • Oh and this time

  • ♪ I ain't coming back again

  • - Are you recording?

  • (yelling)

  • - How do I turn this

  • How do I turn this off?

  • - There's something weird about this.

  • - Oh my God, you're noticing it too?

  • - Yeah.

  • The vibe checks all sound like

  • they've been recorded by the same introverted girl.

  • - But that's not possible, right?

  • (typing)

  • - Ay yo, pretty until I cry check.

  • - All right.

  • Next we need a ay yo,

  • my period lasts for fourteen days check.

  • - Ay yo, my period lasts for fourteen days check.

  • - Good, that was good.

  • I like that.

  • - Yo.

  • I just ate a bunch of expired soup check.

  • Oh make my tummy go ouch.

  • It goes hurt hurt.

  • It goes pop, and it hurts.

  • It hurts to go oh, oh, oh.

  • And I messed up the bathroom

  • and nobody knows that it was me,

  • cause it was a secret.

  • Because it was my roommates soup,

  • and I shouldn't have had it.

  • Cause it goes pop, and it just hurts.

  • It hurts.

  • (beep)

  • (singing)

  • - It's been four hours.

  • - Shut up!

  • Shut up you!

  • You want to be famous

  • TikTok whore or no?

  • - I do.

  • - Good.