Something's happening.

Oh, the suspense. You never know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

But generally it means there's been a delivery.

[Jessica] Hi!

[Jessica] Happy birthday!

[Claudia] Yeah, they're so nice!

[Claudia] Thank you, baby.

[Jessica] That's alright, my darling.

[Claudia] Oh, they're beautiful.

[Jessica] A dozen red roses for my love.

I knew it was gonna be a good delivery.

I just realised that this is probably the most unflattering angle that I could film myself at.

[Jessica] Hold it above your head!

Apparently I should hold it here. [Jessica laughs]

But that's effort because I have to extend my arms above my head and it's very early.

And it's my birthday I should be lying in bed...

I am lying in bed...

I should be... Anyway.

[Intro music plays]

Good morning!

Well it's not really morning anymore. It's kind of morning.

It's morning, it's definitely morning.

So today is the big day! My wife is officially 30 years old.

Yay! Mummy's 30!

So excited

Later on I have arranged a little surprise for her.

Which she's either gonna love or-

Tilly... Don't eat

Tilly's attempting to eat my straws, she always does this

And then later on we have a surprise where I've arranged to get our hair and makeup done.

Which she's either going to really like or really dislike.

I guess everyone's on a scale right? Of femininity to masculinity

Although I don't know if masculinity is even the right term.

Ugh!

So some days she's a massive tomboy, she doesn't want anything to do with girly stuff

But she always hates the process

She hates having her hair blow dried but she quite likes having a blow dry.

I think she'll very much like the outcome. I don't know whether she'll like having her hair and makeup done.

I thought whilst we're here, I'm putting together my little bag for this evening. I thought I would show it to you.

This is my little clutch bag, it is adorable, it's velvet.

I'm not sure if you can tell but it's a sort of silvery grey.

It's beautiful. It's actually gun metal I would say.

Gun metal is the colour of our car

I call it dark silver

But no, Claudia likes to correct me

It's gun metal.

So I've had this bag for a number of years. It's a good tried and tested one.

Generally I do prefer a bag with a strap or handle.

So you're not going anywhere

But tonight we're going to a pub...It's probably a restaurant actually.. with friends

We've got a little area so I can just put it down and not worry about it.

And then afterwards we're going on to a bar, but there are quite a few of us so I feel quite safe in having a bag that doesn't have a strap.

It will be okay, I will hold on to it or I will put it down on a table surrounded by our friends.

And I will show you what's in my bag for this evening.

Number 1:

Next thing. Oh this is pretty obvious, again. Tiny little purse with cash in. Cash is important.

I don't like taking my bank card out with me because you could lose your bank card. If you lose some cash it's sad but it's not the end of the world.

This one again, it's quite obvious. My pills. I've obviously already taken this mornings pills.

I'm going to take these before we go out.

But you know, they're there now.

And then there are these ones that I'm going to be taking while we're out.

And yeah look, there's an adorable little sticker there!

My little baby cousin stuck that on

She's not even a baby, she's like 11

That's really sad.

And moving on... More drugs!

These are just some paracetamol tablets

Absolutely vital

I tend to take paracetamol and ibuprofen out with me because they hit different pain

Cause it depends on where my pain is coming from

Um, I try to take as few painkillers as I can in a day because I already take painkillers as part of my daily medication

So the extra painkillers I only take when I really have to.

Generally, everyday is incredibly painful

But some days I'm more painful and then I just bring it back down to incredibly painful

That's my baseline

Oh! This is vital. This is absolutely vital. Squeezy squash!

As someone who cannot have alcohol or sugar your range of drinks at a bar are incredibly limited

It's basically just diet coke and water

But also like soda water, so I guess it's three things

And it can get a bit dull so to jazz it up I take my squeezy squash with me.

It's brilliant. It's sugar free, they have it in all different types of flavours, different brands do them, some supermarkets do their own.

Personally though, I'm a big fan of the Robinsons apple and blackcurrant

I only get squeezy squash when it's on offer too. I'm not that stuck up

Always buy things on offer

Gonna move on to some more fun elements here

A comb! Why is this fun? It is. Trust me, okay?

When your hair starts looking a little bit flat later on in the evening you've got the comb here

Nice bit of backcombing going on.

Or your ends are looking a little raggedy, give them a little brush. Delightful!

I hate when someone whips out their phone

"No, I'm not ready! I'm not ready!"

That's totally not true. I am not that girl. I will stick my face in any photo regardless!

And it has a pointy end which you could use as a weapon.

And no ones going to take it away from you at the club door because it's a comb

Next up in the makeup department:

This is a white eyeliner. That might seem like a strange thing to take on your evening but I actually think it's vital because as the evening goes on

You're gonna be getting a little, you're going to be looking a little tired and red in the eyes

So your white liner is gonna really help your eyes pop

I like to just apply it a bit

It makes you look awake and like you know what's going on when you don't cause you have chronic fatigue and you're actually falling asleep in a corner

But in photos it looks like you are 100% part of the party

And then we have... Is that upside down? No. Brilliant.

The beautiful Maybelline Superstay 24 hour.

This is the cherry pie, it's number 542 in case it has a different name in your country because I know some of the names differ

No worries. It's not going anywhere. It's not going to fade, it's not going to give you that weird effect where you only have lipstick left everywhere but your lips.

If you keep topping it up with the special little balm it comes with it will stay shiny

but if you just put that on once and then blot it a bit and wait it gets quite a nice matte look.

So whichever you're a fan of there, glossy or matte

I quite like it to look glossy

You can also kiss someone wearing this! You can also kiss someone who is also wearing this and it goes nowhere

What else have we got? Oh, hearing aid batteries!

Clearly vital, don't really need to tell you much about them.

Just you should always have them.

A silk scarf. And also, look how that matches beautifully.

So, a silk scarf is a vital vital thing that you should always have

I got that from my mother and off my grandmother because you never know when you're going to need a silk scarf

It could get a bit chilly and then you just wrap it around your neck

Oh, toasty warm suddenly because the vicious wind can't get through it.

It could be raining and if you saw my scarf video you'll know what to do, how to protect your vintage hair in the rain

Also my grandmother always kept this, my nana

She lives in Boston, in America

Bah-ston

Where they say pa-hk

ca-h

I'm so sorry that I'm massacring that for you but yes

She was fabulous but she kept one of these at all times

Even when she was in the middle of the second world war, she was a nurse

She always kept a silk scarf handy because you never know when someone might come to tea

And you might need to use it as a tablecloth

To give some instant refinement to your tent

Yeah, if you're wondering, this; It's genetic.

My I.D. obviously so I can get into places

That's my face

I think I was 16

And dragged into a photobooth by my mother

At least it's a good I.D. that I don't worry that I'm going to lose

Because it's so incredibly freaking out of date

Other things..Uh, oh this! I know it says disabled person railcard

But it also has my disabled bus pass in

And that's vital because you know, I need to get home.

And it's very important for a disabled persons safety

That they can immediately get home

Not only because we are more vulnerable

And more at risk of being victims of crime but also

But also because we have medical conditions that can change at any moment

And you may need to get home to get a certain medication

You may need to get home because you're about to crash and pass out

Definitely need to go home then

Or you know, you've had enough

If you're over stimulated

For later on in the evening when you want to put your hair up

And dance the night away without worrying about your hair looking pretty or anything

You never know when you'll need some hair pins

Not only for your own head but for someone elses head

To hold clothes together, done that before

One final thing

This is my little handy box

That matches this, look at that

So this little lipstick case has a very handy mirror in it, yeah

I do not keep lipstick in it however I keep eyelash glue and tweezers

Tweezers because they double up

Not only can you put your eyelashes back on

You never know when you might need tweezers

Something might get stuck in someone and you'll need to pull it out

I once went to a house party in Bristol that got gatecrashed quite badly and someone broke a glass window

Into this girls face so

She had glass in her face and her hands because she put her hands up to protect herself

And everyone else was just disgustingly drunk

Everyone was off their face

So obviously I was the only person who could provide medical support

Like "well, I have tweezers"

So I pulled bits of glass out of her face with my tweezers

And now I always carry them

So there we go, that's what's in my bag on a night out

Oh yeah, what do you keep in yours?

What have I missed? Have I missed anything? Lets go!

Gotta put clothes on actually, can't just gonna go out for a WLK in my delightful nightwear

So we finished, we tiedied the house, we decorated the house

Look it's a Christmas tree

And who is this behind me?

Hello, this is Shanise and she's doing my hair

And it's very exciting, I never get anyone else to do my hair

So this is quite a little treat

Supposed to be a treat for Claud but I'm going first

And Claud, have you decided what you're going for?

[Claudia] Woops!

What is she doing?

Where are you?

[Jessica] What happened?

[Claudia] Oh I'm just trying to tidy

[Claudia] I am going for a combination of rockstar, sort of loose, tussly look and the signature with more defined curls.

[Jessica] How are you going for combination?

[Claudia] I don't know, I'm gonna do half and half like this side is my wild side, this side is my proper side.

My dad can sit on this side tonight

Good morning

[Claudia] Hello

It's not really morning though is it?

It's 1:30 in the afternoon

I might be wearing makeup but I'm actually just gonna lie here all day

Is my plan

I'm gonna edit the video from yesterday

That is today's video

Get my energy back

Dose

It was a really really fun last night but I am exhausted now

So everyones gone out and I'm wearing clothes

That's very impressive. I'm actually gonna edit this video now.

Which is quite good, quite something

Check out my little outfit of the day

We've got my vintage Christmas jumper which I think is pretty marvellous

Small little doggies

The bells, down here we've got a little wreath, more bells

And this skirt is absolutely amazing

This is by the Seamstress of Bloomsbury

Just gonna show you my skirt properly