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  • Alright, welcome to my "Quiplash" game.

  • Tonight we're playing with Kenan Thompson,

  • Whitney Cummings, and Melissa Villaseñor!

  • -Whoo-whoo!

  • -Thank you, guys, so much for playing this.

  • Here's how the game works for everyone at home.

  • On our phones we're going to get a series of

  • fill-in-the-blank style prompts like,

  • "A good name for a pirate singles bar is blank."

  • Then we'll each secretly type on our phone the funniest answer

  • that we can think of on the spot.

  • When we're done, two answers will go head-to-head

  • on the screen and the other players will vote

  • for whichever answer they think is funnier.

  • The more votes your answer gets, the more points you get.

  • But we won't know whose answer it is until after we vote.

  • -I'm so confused. I'm so confused.

  • -You ready? [ Laughter ]

  • -I'm lost. I'm so lost.

  • -Alright, do you guys have your devices?

  • -Yes. -Everyone can play this at home.

  • Not right now, but you can play your own version of the game.

  • Alright, let's start the game. Let's "Quiplash"!

  • Alright, everybody in?

  • Here we go, guys.

  • Good luck to everyone.

  • This is our "Quiplash." Here we go.

  • -Let's do it.

  • -Alright, now you get a question on your phone

  • that no one else can see,

  • so you just answer the questions that come on your phone screen.

  • For people at home, I'll fast-forward this part

  • so it won't be as boring.

  • Alright. -Ah, okay.

  • -Round one guys. Good luck. Here we go!

  • Round one! I'm feeling good!

  • Alright. -I'm nervous!

  • -Me too. So am I. I'm sweating.

  • ♪♪

  • I mean, how mean are we allowed to be here?

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Melissa!

  • -You know what? I love this game.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Alright. Everyone's in! Everyone's in!

  • Alright, come on. -Okay, okay.

  • -Alright, here we go. Everyone's answers are locked.

  • We don't know. Here we go.

  • And this is the game "Quiplash."

  • Alright, "The Wright Brothers' first words after flying

  • for the first time were..."

  • "Damn, Daniel." [ Laughter ]

  • Or "I got to change my undies."

  • -Damn, Daniel.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Alright.

  • I knew I got -- No one even remembers.

  • -Whoo-hoo! Kenan!

  • -No one remembers "Damn, Daniel!"

  • -I remember "Damn, Daniel." That's a good one.

  • -"Alvin and the Chipmunks 12."

  • Get out of my undies, you chipmunks."

  • -Lot of undies talk. -I know.

  • -"Even more buck."

  • Is buck -- -Like buckteeth?

  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • I thought that was a character from the movie.

  • I thought Buck was the manager.

  • -Oh, it's a -- -It's a 50/50 split.

  • Nice. -Close game.

  • No love for me yet.

  • "A good way to get kicked out of a jazz band"?

  • "Blessing the audience with sax spit."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -In this climate?

  • -"Show your pee-pee in the recording studio."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You'll get kicked out. You can't do that.

  • -A pee-pee?

  • -Yeah. -Pee-pee.

  • -Is that a baby?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Everybody staying away from my pee-pee.

  • -It's a close quip right now.

  • -Okay. -Oh, snap.

  • -Ooh, look at this, Kenan in the lead. Mad dog.

  • -Keep it going. Hoo, hoo, hoo.

  • -Kenan's back. He's back. He's back.

  • -He's barking. Oh, my God. Ridiculous.

  • Round two, here we go.

  • Look at your question on your phone.

  • Oh, my God.

  • -Oh, that is a corny one. I just put in a real corny one.

  • -So did I. So did I.

  • -You're allowed to. You're allowed to.

  • Answers are in.

  • Round two, "Surprising photos to find on Garfield's phone

  • would be of..."

  • "A corpse."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "Odie's butt."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Oh, my gosh. -It's 50/50.

  • A corpse is great.

  • -That's so funny. That's so dark.

  • -"The nickname Van Gogh gave his remaining ear."

  • -Get ready for the corn.

  • -"Han Solo."

  • "Richard G-Ear." -Richard G-Ear.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Richard G-Ear -- I feel like that's going to win.

  • -That was good. -Richard G-Ear.

  • You're allowed to do those ones, man.

  • You know they're going to get the votes.

  • -Yeah. Totally.

  • That made me hate myself writing it in, but...

  • -Hey, man, we got to win here. Here we go.

  • Current score after round two, it looks like --

  • -Ooh. -Oh!

  • -Oh! -Come on now.

  • -It's rigged! -Here we go.

  • It's not rigged. -God.

  • -Round three is the last lash,

  • and we're never doing this game ever again.

  • Whoever wins, wins forever.

  • -I'm into this game now.

  • -Acro-Lash, here we go.

  • Last lash goes like this.

  • Come up with a full name for this acronym.

  • "M-E-M," full name.

  • ♪♪

  • -Mine's not even a real sentence.

  • ♪♪

  • -Oh, no, I can't even write it.

  • -I don't even know what I'm doing.

  • -We have 15 seconds left. Oh, no.

  • -15 seconds, come on.

  • ♪♪

  • -Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

  • -Come on, come on, come on.

  • -3, 2, 1.

  • -Oh, gosh.

  • -Okay, soak it in.

  • -Full name for this acronym.

  • "Mom eats meth."

  • "My end is M."

  • "Marvin Ewing Marvin." -[ Laughs ]

  • -"Make every money."

  • MEM stands for "Mom eats meth."

  • "Marvin Ewing Marvin."

  • I think they switched it up a little bit

  • by naming the middle name Ewing.

  • "My end is M" and "Make every money."

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Did everyone vote?

  • -Yep. -6 seconds left.

  • -Oh, I think I did.

  • -Alright, here we go, guys.

  • I couldn't come up with -- my end is --

  • I couldn't think of anything.

  • Thank you for giving me that silver.

  • -Oh, look at -- Gosh.

  • -Oh, look at Whitney. -Whitney crushed.

  • -Mom eats meth. -That's just my childhood.

  • -"Mom eats meth" crushed on that one.

  • Whitney Cummings for the win.

  • Let's see the final tally right here, guys.

  • -It's going to be Whitney, right?

  • -This is for everything.

  • Come on. No, no. It's close.

  • -Oh!

  • -Oh, my gosh!

  • -So close!

  • -Crazy.

  • -Oh, my goodness!

  • I love you guys. Thank you so much.

  • Kenan, Whitney Cummings, Melissa Villaseñor.

  • Thank you for playing "Quiplash" guys.

  • -That was amazing.

  • -Made a lot of money for Red Cross, guys.

  • Thank you so much.