CONFERENCES AND THEY HAVEN'T BEEN GOING GREAT.

SO MUCH SO, THEY'VE BROUGHT IN A SPECIAL ADVISOR TO COACH HIM

THROUGH THESE BRIEFINGS.

THIS IS THE ROOM NEXT DOOR.

>> RIGHT, NOW AFTER THE LAST FEW PRESS CONFERENCES, YOU'RE REALLY

GOING TO HAVE TO HIT THIS ONE OUT TO HAVE THE PARK.

SO I WANT FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, STICK TO THE SCRIPT, NOUNPROVEN

DRUGS AND TRY TO BE PRESIDENTIAL.

>> AMAZINGLY, 600 WILL HAVE GONE OR ARE GOING TO ILLINOIS.

>> WE ARE BUILDING A 2,500-BED HOSPITAL.

>> 2,500 BED HOSPITAL.

MCCORMACK PLACE.

AND THERE'S A GOVERNOR, I HEAR HIM COMPLAINING ALL THE

TIME.

>> MCCORMACK PLACE.

PRITZKER, HE'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING.

>> MCCORMACK PLACE, SAY IT.

IN MCCORMACK PLACE, IT'S A BIG CONVENTION CENTER.

>> I'M HELPING TO STAFF THAT.

WE'LL END UP STAFFING IT AND PROBABLY END UP STAFFING IT

BECAUSE HE'S NOT ABLE TO DO WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AS A

GOVERNOR.

>> STOP IT.

HE IS NOT ABLE TO PERFORM WELL.

>> WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT SULKING DURING PUBLIC TALKS.

>> THIS IS A PLACE TO DECREASE.

STICK TO WHAT I'VE WRITTEN.

THE OTHER THING WE'VE BOUGHT A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF IS THE --

>> DON'T SAY IT.

HHYDROXYCHLOROQUINE -- HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE.

>> YES, EVERYBODY IS IMPRESSED YOU CAN SAY IT WITHOUT BITING

YOUR TONGUE AND FALLING OVER, BUT CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT

THIS RIGHT NOW?

>> WHICCCCCCHHHHH -- I THINK.

AM I GETTING INTERFERENCE.

I THINK.

NO, WE DON'T THINK.

IT'S WORKED, A POWERFUL DRUG ON MALARIA.

>> NOT MALARIA.

THERE ARE STRONG SIGNS.

NO, NOT A HOPE, NOT A FART OF A SIGN.

>> STRONG SIGNS.

NOPE.

IN THE MEANTIME, BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME.

>> DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BUT, ALL RIGHT.

>> AND WORKS POWERFUL ON LUPUS.

PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM LUPUS CAN'T GET THEIR

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE WITH

CORONAVIRUS TO TAKE IT.

YOU BAG OF SAND.

>> THERE ARE VERY POWERFUL SIGNS AGAIN, THERE AREN'T!

IF YOU HAVE A -- A -- WHAT IS IT YOU'RE ABOUT TO

SAY -- >> NO SIGN OF HEART PROBLEMS AS

RYTHAMICIN -- AS RYTHAMICIN -- >> STOP SAYING THE NAME OF DRUGS

TWICE.

>> -- WHICH WILL KILL, UH, CERTAIN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT

LIVING -- >> THIS IS LIKE LISTENING TO A

PHARMACIST WHO JUST BURNED HIS HEAD.

>> IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM --

>> OH, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

A HEART PROBLEM.

YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT THIS, OKAY?

YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO

COVER THE COUNTRY SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN A DOG WITH AN OVEN

GLOVE ON ITS HEAD.

>> WELTED SAY -- NOTHING.

YOU WOULD SAY NOTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE QUALIFIED.

YOU'RE A CLASSICKEN WEARING A TIE.

YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TRUSTED WITH SCISSORS!

>> I JUST THINK IT'S SOMETHING, YOU KNOW THE COMPLEXIVE USED IT

FOR CERTAIN REASONS -- >> YEAH BUT DON'T SAY IT NOW,

EH?

>> WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE.

YOUR HAIR, EYESIGHT, LOTS OF BLOOD.

>> WE HAVE GOOD SIGNS.

ONCE MORE, NO SIGNS!

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE.

WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT AGAIN?

AS RYTHAMYCIN.

DO YOU THINK SOMEONE IS RECORDING THIS?

>> I'VE SEEN THINGS I SORT OF LIKE BUT WHO KNOWS I'M NOT A

DOCTOR.

>> OR A RESPONSIBLE STATESMAN OR AN ADULT, WHO I SPENT WRITING A

SPEECH FOR WHO HAS AS MUCH AS DEALING WITH CORONAVIRUS AS THIS

BOWL OF CANDY.

COME GET THIS, PLEASE, YOU LEFT IT HERE TWO DAYS AGO AND I DON'T

WANT TO TOUCH IT.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

.

>> James: OUR THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT MICHAEL SPICER.

WE'LL CHECK IN WITH HIM AGAIN IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.

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