Husbands and wives not getting along together.

How about you?

How are you?

But we've never been happier.

Never been happy.

Everything's great.

They're in the honey.

Would you come in here?

She's too happy to come in.

She doesn't want to.

Just want to come in.

You haven't laid eyes on her in three days, have you?

I can't remember what she looks like.

Owner.

How about Liza?

How are you guys getting along?

Um, well, lies and I are doing pretty well.

We're doing pretty well.

There was a period there where it got bad.

Where I took lipstick and drew a face on a broom.

And I was talking to that for a while.

Um, and we actually our marriage flourished for a while.

Under those conditions, the broom and I were getting along So west she swept you off your feet.

Okay.

Okay.

Really?

Okay.

Anything?

Do anything to fill time, Jeff Pats.

Conan?

I do.

I have.

Okay, but they I have two dogs.

I would like to meet my dog.

I'd like to meet your dog.

Yes, right there.

Here he goes.

He's little sleepy.

Yeah, Come on.

It was probably watching our interview.

Oh, there you go.

Who is though?

This is Benny.

Benny looks good.

Yeah.

How old is Benny?

8.5 months old.

He's still kind of a puppy.

Yeah, he just yawned in my face.

It was It was a huge blow to my ego.

Then.

A dog has tired of my high jinks.

Now I've proved that I have a dog.

I don't.

Can you prove that you have a pet?

My dogs are, I believe, out in the yard.

So I'd have to leave for your own period of time.

I could go and get one of the dogs and drag it up here.

You have a photo of your dog?

Not here in the room.

Now, why would you question whether or not I have a dog who would lie about something like that?

I have no idea who What?

Who would lie about having a dog?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sociopaths will often lie about it to humanize himself.