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One more thing I wanted to--
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Can we take a break and maybe do this after that?
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It seems like we've been going a while.
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Andy?
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Yeah.
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Shhh.
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OK.
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I just wonder if we should take a break here.
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I know schools are closed right now
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and parents are having to become teachers for their kids.
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I don't have kids of my own.
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That's why if these walls could talk they would say, thank you.
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But I want to help out as best I can.
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So I thought I would ask an outside expert
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to teach a lesson.
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The only person I have outside is Andy.
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He's going to be my expert.
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Andy, there's a lesson plan.
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There's an envelope I left outside this morning
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in the bushes kind of where you are.
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Keep going.
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There's a-- look for an envelope.
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You sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Careful for the snakes.
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I got it.
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There.
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All right.
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You're going to open that up.
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You're going to tell us what subject
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we'll be learning about today.
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Oh, God.
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Read it?
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Yep.
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Today's lesson will be about biology, specifically
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the human body.
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All right.
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And what makes you an expert on the human body?
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It's not a-- all right, just read.
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Just read?
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Yeah.
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The first part of the body I want to tell you about
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is the [LAUGHS] coccyx.
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The coccyx is a tiny little bone.
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This little bone is located at the bottom of your spine.
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You have two bursae.
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A bursa [LAUGHS] is a fatty sack.
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OK, very educational.
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That's good for the kids to know.
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Coccyx and a fatty sac.
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All right, what do you have next?
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Next, we have the ah-villa, which is--
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No, no.
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--it's pronounced-- it says it--
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uvula.
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Uvula.
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The uvula is a long [SIGHS].
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The uvula is a long--
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Uvula!
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--the uvula a lot is a long, fleshy organ that hangs down
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in the back of your mouth.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm going to pass out.
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Its name comes from the Latin word for grape.
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Some people say it looks like a tiny [LAUGHS] hanging ball.
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This cannot make it into the show.
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The uvula contains glands--
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Uvula!
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--the uvula contains glands that secrete fluids that help--
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I'm done-- lubrication.
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OK--
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Please don't make me say it.
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--there's one more, I think.
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Please be the last thing.
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[DEEP BREATH] The last thing I want to tell you about is--
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[LAUGHTER]
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--the last thing I want to tell you about is piloerection.
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Piloerection is the reflex that produces goosebumps.
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Everyone can get a piloerection.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I can get a piloerection.
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Even you can get a piloerection.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Is that not enough?
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It's enough.
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Oh, my God.
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All right.
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Thanks, Andy
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Oh yeah, thank you.
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Tune in next time when I have Andy
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teach you about trees and all the different nuts.
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[LAUGHS]