(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY.

>> WE NOW NEW OFTEN YOUR BIRTHDAY FALLS ON THANKSGIVING.

>> AS ST T DID LASTIER.

>> James: IS IT WEIRD SHARING YOUR BIRTHDAY ON A NATIONAL

HOLIDAY.

>> WELL, IT'S SAD.

>> James: WHY.

>> ST SAD BECAUSE YOU GET JIPED, YOUR LIFE IS A LITTLE JIP BUS

YOU DON'T GET ATTENTION-- WITH WELL WA, I GET A LOT OF

ATTENTION.

I GET WAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION BUT WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD I DID

NOT GET SO MUCH ATTENTION.

AND YOU GET GIPPED WHEN YOU ARE A KID AND YOUR BIRTHDAY FALLS ON

A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

>> James: DID YOU DO ANYTHING SPECIAL THIS YEAR, ARE THERE ANY

BIG PLANS.

>> NO, JAMES, I'M OLD, I'M MARRIED, OUR KIDS ARE GONE, YOU

KNOW.

>> James: NOT EVEN A LITTLE DINNER.

>> NO, CANCELLED DINNER, CHRIS HAD AN ON-CALL.

>> James: YOU WERE GOING TO DID A DINNER.

>> I HAD JUST COME BACK FROM NEW YORK, I WAS EXHAUST THE AND

CONVENIENTLY CHRIS GOT A LITTLE COLD SO I MADE SOME CHICKEN SOUP

AND WE TRIED TO WATCH THE CROWN AND WENT TO BED.

>> James: MY FAVORITE DINNER PARTY IS ONE THAT SHALL-- YOU

CANCEL.

>> YOU CANCEL.

>> James: AN HOUR BEFORE YOU HAVE TO BE THERE.

>> I KNOW STRKS THE REASON TO HAVE CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU CAN

IMMEDIATELY BLAME IF ON THEM, YOU KNOW, THIS HE HAVE DIARRHEA.

AND THEN RIGHT AWAY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO COME.

THEY REALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO COME.

>> James: THE LIES WITHIN THE LIES YOU TELL.

>> James: IT IS WORTH HAVING KIDS JUST FOR THE LIES.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE REASON TO DO IT.

>> ST THE REASON TO BE THERE.

>> James: WE WOULD LOVE TO BE THERE BUT MAX HAS GOT-- WE'LL

STILL COME, DO YOU STILL WANT US TO COME.

>> HE'S GOT SARS, DON'T DOM.

>> James: WE WANT TO COME.

>> DON'T BRING HIM.

>> James: NO, BUT-- HE'S FINE, HE'S GOT A MASK.

>> NO, NO A SERIOUS DISEASE.

>> James: I GUESS WE'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT.

>> IT'S SUCH A BUMMER.

>> James: AND THEN YOU TURN TO MAX, NO, IT GOT CANCELED, BUDDY,

THEY CANCELLED IT, ONE OF THE KIDS THERE HAS GOT SARS, SORRY.

>> RIGHT.

>> IS ONE OF THE PIT FALLS OF HAVING YOUR YOUR BIRTHDAY ON

THANKS GIVING IS THAT YOUR GIFT IS ESSENTIALLY A BOX OF

LEFTOVERS, DO YOU JUST GET LIKE LOOSE TURKEY MEAT.

>> IT SAY SAD BIRTHDAY.

>> GREAT, I GOT MY TOY THAT I WANTED.

>> James: HALF A POUND.

>> OH GOODIE.

>> OH YAY.