Name: J.F.ハリス・スタンドアップ (J.F. Harris Stand-Up)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:46:41.000Z
Duration: 5 min 7 s
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I'LL TELL YOU THIS -- TWO WEEKS AGO, I WAS IN DISNEYLAND WITH MY

GIRLFRIEND AND HER WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY AND IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

HER LITTLE FOUR-YEAR-OLD NIECE WALKED UP TO ME AND WENT, WHY

I SAID, WHOA, WHOA, IT'S NOT THAT I WON'T, IT'S THAT I DON'T

I CAN'T EXPLAIN TO THIS FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHY I WON'T MARRY

I CAN'T SAY, WELL, SHE'S BEEN MARRIED FOR AND STILL WORKING

WE'VE BOTH BEEN MARRIED AND KNOW HOW MUCH A WEDDING COSTS.

THE AVERAGE COST OF A WEDDING IN NEW YORK CITY WHERE I'M

YOU KNOW $60,000, LIKE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY IF I MADE IN MY

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS WHY I FEEL LIKE YOUNG

PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED, OR YOU SHOULD HAVE

TO BE MARRIED FIVE YEARS BEFORE YOU THROW YOURSELF A WEDDING.

YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MONEY, THEY'RE LIKE,

IF YOU ASK ANY OLDER COUPLE MARRIED MORE FIVE YEARS IF THEY

WANT TO SPEND $10,000 ON APPETIZERS, THEY WILL BE, LIKE,

PEOPLE ONLY CARE ABOUT ONE THING AT A WEDDING, AND THAT'S NOT

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU CAN HAVE SIX KEGS OF BEER

AND TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLES AND PEOPLE WOULD BE, LIKE, THIS IS A

( LAUGHTER ) I ALSO FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE

TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED.

SOME PEOPLE SAY LIVE TOGETHER BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED.

BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T GET ALONG IN HAWAII YOU'RE SURE THE

(  BLEEP  ) NOT GOING TO MAKE IT IN CLEVELAND.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND, ALSO, BY THE WAY, NO MORE

I'M OUT, I'M DONE, I'M NOT RENEWING MY PASSPORT TO WATCH

IF YOU DO HAVE A DESTINATION WEDDING AND GET DIVORCED IN THE

FIRST FIVE YEARS, WE ALL GET REFUNDS NOW.

AND YOU'RE FLYING US TO YOUR DIVORCE AND HAVING IT?

MY NEPHEW SPENT $180,000 ON HIS "STAR WARS" WEDDING SO SHE COULD

SHE COULD HAVE BECOME THE ACTUAL QUEEN OF HOBO FOR THAT MUCH.

I REMEMBER THERE WERE GIANT MARBLE STAIRCASES SHE HAD TO

WALK DOWN BEFORE WE COULD EAT AND PILES OF CHEESE STACKED UP

( LAUGHTER ) LIKE SO MUCH CHEESE IF ANYONE

ATE THIS CHEESE, THEY WOULDN'T CRAP FOR THREE YEARS.

I WENT TO A WEDDING THAT COST AS MUCH AS SEVEN KIA SOULS, AND THE

IF I SPENT $187,000 ON THE WEDDING, YOU WILL REMEMBER IT

YOU WILL BE ON YOUR DEATH BED AND I WILL BE LIKE, DO YOU

REMEMBER THE BRIDE COMING DOWN LIKE IT WAS WWE, AND SHE

LAUNCHED HER BOUQUET LIKE A T-SHIRT CANON.

$187,000 AND ALL THEY HAD TO SHOW FOR IT WAS A PHOTO ALBUM OF

THAT'S WHY I FEEL LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED.

IF YOU GAVE AN OLDER COUPLE THE OPTION OF YOU CAN HAVE A PHOTO

ALBUM TO REMEMBER THIS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, OR YOU COULD

AFFORD A STACKABLE WASHER/DRYER, IT WOULD BE, LIKE, GIVE ME THE

THE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE, LIKE, NO, WE NEED THE PHOTO ALBUM.

WE NEED TO REMEMBER THIS THE REST OF OUR DAYS.

I'M GOING TO PHOTOSHOP MY NEW GIRLFRIEND'S FACE ON TOP OF MY

( APPLAUSE ) WHEN I PROPOSE TO HER, I WILL

GIVE HER THE PHOTO ALBUM AND BE, LIKE, I JUST SAVED US $10,000.

SEE HIM AT THE COMEDY & MAGIC CLUB DECEMBER 6 AND 7!

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