You shoot me, I'll shoot you.

(playful guitar music)

I'm a cowboy.

I work with horses.

I teach horseback riding.

It's what I do, every day, is I work with horses.

I haven't sat down in front of a video game console

since they were much bigger and had cartridges.

A couple of years ago, somebody said,

"There's a video game with horses,

"and you can catch horses, or something."

But, that's as much as I ever heard about it.

I've never actually played it. (laughs)

I'm kind of excited to see

what it's like to actually catch a horse.

Oh, I spooked the horse, oh great.

I spooked the damn horse.

All right, where's my horse?

Come on.

Oh, (laughs) sneaking up on me.

That's what spooked the horse.

I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.

- [Arthur] It's okay.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nope, nope, no.

Ooh, there's a person.

I'm gonna rope you.

- [Arthur] Hey, move it.

(horse whinnies)

There ya go.

Ooh, ooh.

- [Man] Stay down.

- There it goes, there it is.

Come on, can I kick?

From like MMA?

Something, one of these happens to do something.

That was, ooh, I kicked him.

I don't know what I'm gonna do with him.

I'll put him in the bushes.

Ooh (laughs) I always wanted to do this.

Yo, no.

Aww my god, this is so cool.

This is terrible, what happened in here?

Oh well, what can I take?

That guy's nice.

Need some help?

L2. (gun fires)

That's not what I meant to do, okay.

Ooh, ooh.

That's deer, I know that jumping.

All right, I'm thinking I need to do the scent thing,

and I need a bow.

Ooh, bunny rabbit.

How about a bunny rabbit instead of a deer?

Oh come on, that was a good one.

Did I get him?

I got him, I know I got him.

Yeah, that is blood.

Gonna shoot a squirrel.

Yeah, I got a squirrel.

That's just not gonna taste as good.

There's a turkey.

Where'd that turkey go?

(mimics bird) Got 'em.

Squirrel and turkey stew.

Can't hold it very long.

- [Man] You satisfied now?

- Oh, those are cows.

No way, that's cool, whoa.

Hep, hep.

Did I just steal something?

I stole somebody's stuff.

Get going, get going.

We're gonna crash this thing.

These are not meant for this kinda,

ooh, there's a road.

Do you need help, sir?

You need a shirt.

Oops, sorry.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay, circle.

Yep, I feel bad doing this. (laughs)

I really feel bad, but you started it.

I haven't saved anybody,

I think that's the big one that I need to do.

I'm gonna rob ya, 'cause the buttons there.

I feel horrible.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't wanna shoot ya.

I pressed L2, I was gonna talk to ya.

Are those wild boars?

No way, cool.

They're nasty, those things.

They're real mean.

(boar squeals)

Oh, what was that?

Was that a boar?

I told you they were nasty.

There are things on this map that mean something.

They're little yellow things,

and I'm gonna go towards those yellow things.

It's kind of a gallop, they're close.

Now, I'm in a canter, let's get down to a trot.

Trot, trot, trot, keep going.

That's kind of a go.

They kinda got it right on this,

I'm kind of impressed with the horse stuff.

This would destroy a horse, by the way,

running on all these.

You'd have broken ankles all over.

Oh, hey-lo, how's it going?

All right.

Well, okay.

I wanna play, but I wanna help Reverend Swanson.

See, once again, I'm just failing at helping people.

Now, what's going on, what are you doing?

Do I have to get in a fight with this big guy?

Can I just Indiana Jones him?

Yeah, come on.

Oh no, I lost my gun.

There he goes, that's it.

Oh, now I got assault?

I was just protecting Reverend.

(gun fires)

There you go, did I get ya?

(gun fires) Stop getting up.

Oh what was the movie with the kids?

Stand By Me.

All right, Reverend, I just killed a bunch of people for ya.

Did you get your foot stuck?

This guy.

Oh, and the train's coming. (yells out)

I seriously have sweaty hands, now.

All right, that's going to be

an uncomfortable ride. (laughs)

Look at him, ewe-ing his neck.

See how he lifts his nose like that?

That's a trouble horse.

You need to work with that horse.

Tennessee Walker?

Oh, he's a Tennessee Walker.

He's not a Tennessee Walker, I'm just saying.

He wouldn't trot.

Tennessee Walkers don't trot.

Drop ya in bed.

This guy just looks like he wants to be punched.

I just want to randomly say hi to people, hi.

Ooh, no, no, no.

I don't want it, no thank you.

You okay?

Can I drag him?

Drag him, yeah.

Horse bonding achieved.

I bonded with my horse.

He loves me.

I'm gonna give you a name.

It's kind of like an Appaloosa-looking thing.

Gonna call him Jubee.

Jubee's a good...

Did I get it?

I got it, I got you.

All right, now what?

Oh, I can kill him.

Or, I can get dragged.

Well, honestly, that was a lot of fun.

I think I could disappear for a whole day or two,

forget about showering and sleeping, and just do that.

My favorite thing, though, was jumping onto the train.

That was like an all-time dream, that I feel like

I lived a little bit of a dream right there.

(playful guitar music)