Name: スティーブン・コルバート、「スーツかスーツじゃないか」の結果を明らかに (Stephen Colbert Reveals The Results Of "Suit Or No Suit")
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:45:53.000Z
Duration: 11 min 25 s
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I AM STILL AT HOME, STILL SURROUNDED BY MY

MY WIFE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER GETTING READY TO HAND ME

NOW, PHEW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM STILL WEARING A SUIT JACKET

BECAUSE YESTERDAY I ASKED YOU, MY VIEWERS, WHETHER I SHOULD

CONTINUE DRESSING UP OR GO CASUAL USING THE HASHTAG

ON INSTAGRAM, THE VOTE WAS 69% IN FAVOR OF NO SUIT.

THAT'S RIGHT, EVIDENTLY, 71% OF PEOPLE HAVE NEVER SEEN ME IN

BUT I BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY, SO TONIGHT, I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR A

NOW, WHILE WE'RE ALL STUCK IN ISOLATION, WE STILL WANT TO

WE STILL WANT THAT HUMAN CONNECTION, BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT

IN A NEW WAY: PASSOVER SEDERS ON ZOOM, EASTER

EGG HUNTS IN THE BASEMENT, FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS IN THE

BUT THERE'S ONE HOLIDAY I REALLY DON'T THINK WE REALLY NEED AT

ALL RIGHT NOW, AND THAT'S TOMORROW'S HOLIDAY, APRIL FOOLS'

I DON'T NEED THE KNUCKLEHEADS AT ARBY'S CLAIMING THEY INVENTED

AT THIS POINT, THE ONLY APRIL FOOLS' JOKE I WANT IS SOMEONE

T.P.-ING MY HOUSE, PREFERABLY IN TWO-PLY, QUILTED.

EVERYTHING IS CHANGING, LIKE BUYING FOOD.

IN THE OLDEN DAYS, YOU'D GO TO THE GROCERY STORE, BUY SOME

STUFF, TAKE IT HOME, PUT IT IN YOUR FREEZER, IT'S DONE.

NOW YOU'VE GOT TO TREAT EVERY CAN OF TUNA LIKE IT'S A MOON

I CAN ONLY TOUCH IT WITH GLOVES, AND NOT UNTIL IT'S BEEN THROUGH

MY DECONTAMINATION AIRLOCK, FORMERLY KNOWN AS MY MUD ROOM.

I'VE BEGUN TO LIKE THE TASTE OF DISINFECTANT ON MY VEGETABLES.

MY FAVORITE DISH IS "BROCCOLI A LA CLOROX."

MY LEGAL TEAM HAS INFORMED ME I HAVE TO INFORM YOU I AM JOKING,

LET ME DEMONSTRATE THE SAFE WAY TO HANDLE YOUR GROCERIES.

LET'S JUST PRETEND I WENT SHOPPING FOR THIS CAN OF BEANS.

NOW MY HANDS ARE CONTAMINATED SO I HAVE TO ASSUMPTION CAN IS

CONTAMINATED, SO I HAVE TO SPRAY THE CAN DOWN.

BUT THEN, AGAIN, MY HANDS-- MY HANDS WERE CONTAMINATED, SO I

AGAIN, BEFORE I SPRAYED MY HANDS, I HELD THEICA, AND NOW

THE BOTTLE IS CONTAMINATED, SO NOW I JUST THROW EVERYTHING

THINGS ARE EXPECTED TO GET WORSE BEFORE THEY GET BETTER, BUT

HERE'S A BIT OF GOOD NEWS-- IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR SACRIFICE IS

NEW DATA SUGGESTS RESTRICTIONS ARE SLOWING CORONAVIRUS

THE DATA COMES FROM SOME PEOPLE CALLED KINSA, THE MAKER OF AN

INTERNET-CONNECTED THERMOMETER, WHO'VE BEEN TRACKING A MILLION

THERMOMETERS TO MAP THE AREAS WHERE PEOPLE'S TEMPERATURES ARE

LAST WEEK, AFTER SOCIAL- DISTANCING MEASURES REALLY

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スティーブン・コルバート、「スーツかスーツじゃないか」の結果を明らかに (Stephen Colbert Reveals The Results Of "Suit Or No Suit")

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