How's it going?

So if you're anything like me, you have a hard time saying no.

You win this year, Girl Scouts.

So I'm going to give you 20 different ways to say no.

Are you ready?

Off to a good start.

In English-- no.

Like Damon Wayans-- eh, na.

Like a weatherman-- it's looking like a 90% chance

of no, back to you, Tom.

In sign language-- like a person falling down an elevator

shaft-- nooooo-- off the Eiffel Tower.

Like Keira Knightley-- I feel disinclined to acquiesce

your request.

In German-- nein.

Like a doctor-- congratulations, it's a no.

Like a catchphrase-- no way, Jose.

In Spanish-- no, Jamaican-- no, Italian-- no.

Like a platypus--

[MECHANICAL CHIRPING]

-OK, Perry, you don't have to rude about it.

In Ubbi Dubbi-- [INAUDIBLE].

Like a Ninja Turtle-- shell no, dude.

In Catalan-- no, Croatian-- no, in reverse-- [INAUDIBLE].

Like a girl rejecting you after you've

asked her out to prom-- oh, sorry,

last night I washed my hair.

And there it is-- 20 different ways to say no.

Was it helpful?

No.

Perfect.

Who's the little no?

Who's the little no?

You are.

You are.