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  • Wow.

  • Another Reddit video.

  • That's so cool, Felix.

  • Thank you.

  • Actually, I've been traveling for a few days now.

  • I'm in Canada and I'll be back very soon.

  • But I had to work ahead, so you should be thankful.

  • Anyway, I hope you still enjoy this video.

  • Just wanted to clarify why there's been the same.

  • I actually really for coming back and working on my craft and stuff like that.

  • But until then, Johnny bye bye.

  • Okay.

  • Kids describe color to a blind person of you ever so the color of a blueberry.

  • I've never seen anything ever.

  • That's the whole point.

  • Kids are freaking stupid.

  • What's up, gamers?

  • It's time to fully understand just how stupid kids are.

  • And not only are they stupid, they are also weak.

  • I challenge any child to a fight today we're reviewing.

  • Kids are freakin stupid.

  • I'm wearing glasses, so I'm probably twice a smart as a child by default.

  • When I was six, I name my animal crossing character sex and couldn't change it back.

  • So panicked went outside the next day and smashed the game card with I have lived with this mile life.

  • Oh God.

  • How do I delete it.

  • I must destroy the evidence right now.

  • Get the hammer.

  • It could just imagine like a rainy night Thunder.

  • Take out your animal crossing cartridge and you smash it to the ground because no one can know.

  • This is one of the best clips of all time.

  • How can you even great, so much chaos in 10 seconds?

  • This stuff, every phase in this is absolutely pen out of 10.

  • It's okay.

  • This clip is one of the greatest clips online.

  • I have this theory and I've been talking about this for a long time.

  • And if you follow me as well, you know, all right, I think it's time for me to start getting my opinions out there because I am going for president in 2020.

  • And my idea is basically picture hunger games.

  • But you can't just have a bunch of people there that's immoral and unethical.

  • Just have kids instead have kids every child that way.

  • You never have to see a child that way.

  • Only the good Children will survive and will create a society of strong people.

  • I realize this comes across as a little too generous.

  • Kids are great.

  • I love kids.

  • there also.

  • I just remember that when I got my first dog, I was seven and he was $17 years.

  • And I cried when he turned to because I didn't think a 14 year old dog hang out with me.

  • Oh, no, My dog is too cool to be with me.

  • Now.

  • I'm trying to think what stupid ideas I had as a child, but I can't think of any.

  • I was.

  • I was just big brain since the womb.

  • I mean, yes, I did think the action Magnum figurine came with a real life surfboard and harpoon.

  • Okay, that's not my fault.

  • That's fool's advertising.

  • Yes.

  • I thought that action men police uniform came with police uniform.

  • Is that so crazy?

  • And a dog with epic leash?

  • I got light too.

  • It's not my fault.

  • I was failed as a child.

  • Keep your toddler busy by letting them paint the fence with it is so good.

  • Oh, I take back my idea by the island.

  • I want I want to have my own kids.

  • I can terrorize it by doing these things.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I look forward to this so much.

  • This reminds me my parents would always force me to shovel snow outside our staircase.

  • We had a staircase outside a house.

  • It wasn't our staircase, it was the public staircase.

  • But my mom was like, Oh, if we don't shovel the snow in an old lady falls and vice then we can go to jail because we're liable.

  • And I'm like, Oh, God, I have to shovel the snow because I don't want those to go to prison.

  • Stupid old ladies!

  • Ah, I was tricked.

  • I was tricked to shovel snow.

  • Life in Sweden is not easy.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Feel free to share your stories.

  • I want to hear When my brother was like nine, he said Get the F sensor G instead of the gift of high.

  • Oh, I see in this honorable like so they ban him and he cried.

  • So hey, threw up on the carpet, huh?

  • That's some hard as crying.

  • I had to work overnight last night and while taking a nap today I was vandalized.

  • I have a picture and I have detained the two suspects.

  • But one is not cooperating.

  • The only one who can speak blames it on the four legged suspect was no hands to pull such a stunt thanks to my neighbor for pointing out that I have a marker all over my face when I take the four legged suspect for a walk before I realized that I was vandalized.

  • Well, it seems like kids.

  • One parent zero you got played, fool.

  • Imagine being outsmarted by a child.

  • Daughter didn't want son scream.

  • So I put her outside and yell, son, get her!

  • And now she's lifting up.

  • Ah, yes.

  • Well, I guess you know what I live, mate.

  • I fell for the whole carrot mean, right that if you eat a carrot, you can see well in the dark.

  • But I never ate the carrots anyway, so it doesn't matter.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Now I remember.

  • Oh, God, It's all coming to me.

  • I love chicken as a child so away my mom would make me eat food Was she would tell me everything is chicken.

  • I was like, Oh, what What is this meat?

  • And my mom was like, Oh, it's chicken.

  • You love chicken, right?

  • But he got to a point where she just said everything was chicken.

  • I remember pointing out of onion and I was like Mom, what is this?

  • I don't like this.

  • This tastes bad.

  • And my mom was like, No, that's a chicken.

  • I'm like, No, it isn't.

  • And that's when I realized parents are fricking liars.

  • Same would sent the claws.

  • Goddamn, It's unethical to lie to Children.

  • I feel like there's so many things that you were lying at.

  • Has there ever been?

  • I'm curious, has ever been anything you were taught as a child, and you just don't question it for like, 10 years and then your And then you're about to tell someone something like, actually Ah, that onion is a chicken and then you realize, Oh God, it's unethical.

  • They're lighter gel read.

  • My sister just had a baby.

  • She brought her home today and my other knees was so pissed she packed up all her stuff and try to leave.

  • Fine, go, just go.

  • Everyone has stories of them running away, right?

  • Everyone has the story.

  • All I ran away and no one noticed.

  • So I came back.

  • Never run away because I'm epic.

  • I'm smarter than that.

  • I know I would die.

  • Bedtime was half on hour ago.

  • My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, asked his father.

  • If a duck is a predator, some things are too important to go to bed without knowing that's fair.

  • You know, at least I can appreciate a child that question things.

  • Incompetent child.

  • Look at a few did what?

  • All the look of embarrassing that that's beautiful.

  • My dad only took me to one soccer game.

  • I remember it very clearly that no one scored the entire match.

  • No one made it.

  • I made a point until the end, and everyone stood up, including me.

  • Except my dad.

  • And my dad looked at me in with disappointment and said That was the other team that scored Felix.

  • And after that, we never went to another ballgame.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, no, wait.

  • Thistles me now, was this idiot child?

  • No, that can't be right.

  • I can't be right, Kids, They're stupid.

  • Not made.

  • I'm wearing glasses.

  • You can't be mad at kids for ask.

  • Oh, little substance.

  • It's still delicious.

  • Good Like like like like entry card.

  • Pretty pied.

  • 30% off.

  • Try out the new flavor.

  • It will make your mouth tastes like heaven costing of three year olds meltdown this morning.

  • Banana too small, top of banana slightly squashed honey on porridge doesn't to sufficiently resemble a swimming pool.

  • Sister had her first.

  • We before his third doesn't want scooter.

  • Does one scooter something to do with sleeps?

  • OK, this is it.

  • When the kids are acting like this, they've gone too far and you need to send them to the island.

  • It needs a better name, maybe like Darwin Island.

  • That's where they're all fight it out.

  • They will be like a call of duty.

  • Basically, there will be killed streaks.

  • When you beat all the Children, you get the choice of either continuing or go back to society.

  • And I think a pretty good enemy can be based around the concept as well.

  • So if anyone wants to If I have any enemy maker's watching this, feel free to contact me.

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