David, could you say something that might help them realise

that they do know you? OK.

I play Police Officer Panda on Peppa Pig.

Oh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

See? They love it. But does he arrest Peppa Pig?

I don't watch the programme. What does he do? No, he doesn't arrest Peppa Pig!

He doesn't arrest Peppa Pig! All right! No! He is a policeman!

He doesn't arrest any...

I have to thank David and anyone associated

with Peppa the Pig because the other thing...

It is just Peppa Pig.

LAUGHTER

Pig is her surname.

Coincidentally, she is a pig. A pig!

LAUGHTER

He is trying to give you an out. They both were. This is so helpful,

because we do spend time watching Peppa Pig.

Or as I call it, Peppa Pig the Pig.

LAUGHTER

So now when we see Panda...

Police Officer Panda. Police Officer Panda...

Panda Pig. ..no, who isn't a pig - he's a panda...

He's a panda. All over it.

..we will say to our grandchildren, "We know Panda."

Yeah. Yeah. This is going to be huge for me.

They are going to be really excited.

This is a revelation for me, because all of my kids

have had Peppa the Pig.

I didn't, A - know...

LAUGHTER

Shut up. LAUGHTER

It's nearly Christmas! It just brainwashes you, though, doesn't it?

As a parent, I have had it for the lot of them.

LAUGHTER

Yeah, you've been through this.

You know, I do agree with seasoning on pig.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE