字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Now, you can do your poker face when you're looking at this. The acting starts now. -Oh, it's a toaster oven. [ Laughing ] Oh, yeah. -Okay. -Okay. -Alright. -So... inside my box... [ Laughter ] -Oh, cool. [ Laughter ] That's interesting. -Okay, so the audience has now seen it. Oh. [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] [ Humming ] So let's see. [ Laughter ] Okay. [ Laughter ] Oh. Whoa. [ Laughter ] It's an everyday thing. [ Laughter ] Here you go. This is where you make your choice, yeah. [ Clears throat ] -It's a, um... It's an interesting thing. [ Laughter ] So, um... -What? "It's an interesting thing." In my box... is what I assume to be... shavings of a pickle... in the shape of a welcome mat, a tiny welcome mat for possibly a dollhouse. -What is in my box is... a bowl of chili frozen in gelatin. [ Laughter ] -I'm very familiar with this. -Okay. -It's ice cream in a... looks like a Houston Astros hat, a baseball -- upside-down baseball hat. [ Laughs ] Why are you laughing? Pumpkin with "pisghetti" on it. -Spaghetti. -Yeah, I wanted to see if you were acting. [ Laughter ] -[ Laughs ] -It is, um... a Rubik's Cube inside jello. [ Laughter ] -Hmm. [ Applause ] So it's like a pencil sharpener type of thing. Where, uh... Where you put the pencils or whatever, you put a, uh -- you put a pretzel stick. [ Laughter ] In a dude's mouth. [ Laughter ] -It is... -A potato. -Close. -Hmm. -It is a plastic... cup. -Mm-hmm. -It's a plastic cup filled with beans. Uh, baked beans. [ Laughter ] It's a cup of beans. -Wait, wait, wait, wait. [ Chuckles ] A vibrating jello mold of Jeff Goldblum. [ Laughs ] -In my box was a very thick, red, gelatinous teddy bear swaddled in a blanket with a Binky in its mouth. [ Laughter ] -[ Laughs ] So it's a miniature hot tub. -Oh, yeah, it's a porcelain -- It's a decent purchase. It's something you get in "TV Guide." You can order it in "TV Guide." It's, like, from the Franklin Mint. Yeah. -It's a pepperoni pizza. -[ Laughs ] Oh, my goodness. You lie! -You suck! [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, my gosh, is that Chewbacca? [ Laughs ] You were right! [ Laughs ] -Eat this, Jimmy Fallon! -[ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] -I tell the truth. -Oh! I don't know what to do. I don't even know -- That's so bizarre, I didn't know how to make anything up. [ Cheers and applause ] -Ah! What is that? -It's weird, right? -Beans, beans, beans! Beans! [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughs ] -How could I even lie? After I saw this, how could I make up a lie about that? Most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.