Who's there?

Hi.

Hello.

Hi.

Watch the name Jerry.

Jerry.

And where you from?

J originally from Ireland.

But I live in old loving you.

Loving you?

Where was unarmed?

A small time con Mullingar County on that.

What do you do in London?

I'm a graphic designer.

A graphic designer.

My God, he's left Ireland in the dust.

Okay, okay.

I'll go with the story.

My story happened in Dublin back in their nineties.

On one night I was out clubbing.

I hooked up with this guy.

I'm things are getting a little bit at heart.

So we go back to my house on at my house.

Things get a little bit harder on clothes start to come off its etcetera on both left in our underwear.

And he wants me to rip his underwear off, I think.

Okay, try.

So I try.

It won't come off.

Tried.

Then they won't come off.

So I think I know I have a brilliant idea.

So I go to the kitchen and I get the sharpest knife I could find.

Things come back to do that better, knife in hand, as you do on I go to do that, Ditte as I do, The knife goes straight through his underwear.

Go straight into my leg.

So I have no and I have to be rushed to hospital.

The coat was so deep that they can't stitch it so that I had to go to hospital every day for a four month to get the dressing and fix until it healed.

Oh, no, On confession.

To this day, I never actually told my family what really happened.

Bet they had sex before we went to the hospital.

Miss.

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