HELD PRIMARIES.

I'LL GIVE THE LATEST ON THE DEMOCRATIC RACE IN TONIGHT'S

EDITION OF: >> I BEAT TRUMP!

>> CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE.

>> YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE!

>> "FURY ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE: 2020."

THE DEMOCRATIC GER ATTIC PRIMARY.

THE RACE TO REACHER-GRAB THE NOMINATION!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: LAST NIGHT-- THOSE

ARE GETTING GOOD.

>> Stephen: LAST NIGHT WAS A PIVOTAL MOMENT FOR DEMOCRATS:

WHO WOULD THEY CHOOSE TO RETURN AMERICA TO STABILITY,

STEADINESS, AND CALM?

THE OVERWHELMING ANSWER: THE OLD MAN WHO THREATENED TO

SLAP AN AUTOWORKER.

BIDEN HAD ANOTHER HUGE NIGHT, WINNING IDAHO, MISSISSIPPI,

MISSOURI, AND MICHIGAN.

THAT'S A HUGE BLOW FOR BERNIE BECAUSE, AS HE TOLD REPORTERS,

"MICHIGAN IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STATE."

AFTER ALL, MICHIGAN IS AMERICA'S MITTEN AND IF ELECTED, I WILL

SAFETY-PIN IT TO INDIANA, WHICH IS AMERICA'S JACKET SLEEVE."

BIDEN DID WELL WITH SUBURBAN VOTERS, AND EVEN SANDERS

SUPPORTERS.

IN MISSOURI, MANY WHITE VOTERS WHO SIDED WITH SANDERS IN 2016

BACKED BIDEN IN 2020.

SO, APPARENTLY, IN 2016, A LOT OF WHITE VOTERS WERE LESS

COMMITTED TO BERNIE THAN THEY WERE COMMITTED TO NOT VOTING FOR

A WOMAN.

YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT THAT IN ELIZABETH WARREN'S NEW BOOK,

"YOU DON'T SAY!" BIDEN--

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "OH, REALLY!

OH, REALLY!" "CHAPTER ONE, NO DUUH!"

BIDEN IS STILL WAY AHEAD OF BERNIE WHEN IT COMES TO SUPPORT

AMONG BLACK VOTERS.

UNFORTUNATELY, BIDEN IS STILL DESPERATELY TRYING TO APPEAL TO

ONE SUBSET OF BLACK VOTER: FORMER PRESIDENTS FROM HAWAII

AGED 57 TO 59.

NO WORD YET ON THAT ONE.

TODAY, SANDERS WAS PHILOSOPHICAL ABOUT HIS LOSSES.

>> WHILE OUR CAMPAIGN HAS WON THE IDEOLOGICAL DEBATE, WE ARE

LOSING THE DEBATE OVER ELECTABILITY.

>> Stephen: YES, THE DEBATE OVER ELECTABILITY, ALSO KNOWN

AS "THE ELECTION."

SO AFTER A HISTORIC DRUBBING ON THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT OF HIS

CAMPAIGN, HE HAD AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

>> ON SUNDAY, I VERY MUCH LOOK FORWARD TO THE DEBATE IN ARIZONA

WITH MY FRIEND JOE BIDEN.

>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND!

SO YOU HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE YOU'RE NOT DROPPING

OUT?

( AS BERNIE ) "IN CONCLUSION, LET ME JUST

SAY-- AND I MEAN THIS SINCERELY-- PSYCHE!"

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "MEANWHILE!"