Name: 銃の売り上げは上向き、仕事は下向き、Dr. Fauciは脅威に直面している｜毎日の社会的ディスタンス・ショー (Gun Sales Are Up, Jobs Are Down & Dr. Fauci Faces Threats | The Daily Social Distancing Show)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:37:21.000Z
Duration: 7 min 44 s
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What's going on, everybody? Trevor Noah here.

And here's your quarantine tip of the day.

I know these have been helping you live your life.

If you crank up the thermostat high enough,

we talk to Bill Gates about fighting coronavirus,

and America has moved on from toilet paper,

Welcome to The Daily Social Distancing Show.

ANNOUNCER: From Trevor's couch in New York City

scientists around the world are no longer thinking

about anything other than the coronavirus.

almost all other research and are only focusing

Which I think is great, because I think scientists

were too busy working on random shit anyway.

You know, there's always that one random scientist

We didn't need to know that, Mr. Scientist!

And scientists aren't just dropping other research.

They've decided that they're gonna be putting cooperation

And they're gonna share research immediately

rather than waiting, like they normally do,

This is not the time to worry about credit.

Right? And trying to get credit for stopping coronavirus

We all know President Trump is gonna take the credit

no matter what happens, so you might as well just relax.

"You're damn straight." "How did you do it?"

"I put the thing in the thing and then boom, it disappeared."

And some of this research is coming from an unlikely source.

Yeah. One of the companies who has announced

a possible breakthrough in vaccine developments

is the cigarette giant British American Tobacco.

They claim that proteins extracted from tobacco plants

They spent years destroying people's lungs--

Coronavirus is basically their competition.

"to catch a killer, you got to be the killer."

tobacco companies are trying to do something good for a change.

there are now nearly one million coronavirus cases

And here in the U.S., yesterday's death toll

Yeah. 6.6 million people filed for unemployment.

to wrap your mind around numbers like that,

but just look at this graph that came out

It looks like unemployment overdosed on Viagra,

and then got one of those four-hour boners,

But... you call the doctor after the four hours.

Before that, you got to... you got to use what you got.

And that's not the only record being set right now.

Yeah. The highest number the FBI has ever recorded.

the two things people in America want the most

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