Name: 一方...Gritty Is Cleared Of Assault Charge (Meanwhile... Gritty Is Cleared Of Assault Charge)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:35:49.000Z
Duration: 4 min 20 s
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FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME OVER THERE SEQUENCING THE

AND COMBINING TOPICAL GENOMES TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER THE DAY'S

STORIES INTO THE SUPER-HUMAN TEST TUBE BABY THAT IS MY

BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO BREAK INTO THE LOCAL

MORGUE, COLLECT A FEW CADAVER LIMBS, AND GRAB A BAG OF HORSE

ORGANS, THEN STITCH 'EM TOGETHER TO REANIMATE THE AFFRONT TO GOD

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT'S LIKE PENICILLIN TO THE

MEANWHILE, THE U.S. FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION WARNED THE

MAKER OF PURELL TO STOP CLAIMING THAT ITS HAND SANITIZERS CAN

HELP GUARD AGAINST EBOLA, NOROVIRUS, THE FLU, AND OTHER

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I'VE BEEN DOING SHOTS OF THIS EVERY NIGHT

(  LAUGHTER  ) IN A STERNAL WORDED LETTER, THE

F.D.A. WROTE, "AS OF TODAY, WE ARE NOT AWARE OF ANY HAND

SANITIZERS THAT HAVE BEEN TESTED AGAINST EBOLA VIRUSES, INCLUDING

AND EVEN IF HAND SANITIZER WAS EFFECTIVE AGAINST THE SPREAD OF

EBOLA, GOOD LUCK GETTING THOSE MONKEYS TO USE IT.

MEANWHILE, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WHEN THE NEXT BATCH

OF APPROVED EMOJIS IS ANNOUNCED BY THE GLOBAL RULING EMOJI BODY,

NEXT FALL'S NEW EMOJIS WILL INCLUDE, AMONG OTHERS, THE

ITALIAN HAND GESTURE OF PINCHED FINGERS, SMILEY FACE WITH

GROUCHO GLASSES, A FONDUE POT, AND EVEN "DIVERSE OPTIONS" FOR

I AM SO TIRED OF HAVING TO TYPE OUT EACH WORD EVERY TIME I NEED

GROUCHO MARX IS A-HAVING-A FONDUE WIT-A PANRACIAL-A NINJA!"

FOR SOME REASON, THE CONSORTIUM HAS DECIDED TO CALL THIS EMOJI

THAT'S LIKE MAKING AN EMOJI OF JIGSAW AND CALLING IT "PUZZLE

(  LAUGHTER  ) MEANWHILE, THE PHILADELPHIA

FLYERS' MASCOT, GRITTY, HAS BEEN CLEARED OF AN ASSAULT

IT IS THE FIRST PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FAN TO BE ACQUITTED OF

MEANWHILE, WE HAVE A FEW FOOD-RELATED STORIES TONIGHT,

WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR LONG-RUNNING, BRAND-NEW

(  LAUGHTER  ) CUISINE-WHILE, K.F.C. IS NOW

SELLING VEGAN CHICKEN NUGGETS, CALLED "BEYOND FRIED CHICKEN,"

MADE IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE COMPANY "BEYOND MEAT."

FOR A COMPANY WHO CLAIMS THEY'RE "BEYOND MEAT," THEY SURE SPEND A

LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT HOW TO REPLACE MEAT.

THIS IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND: "BEYOND STACEY."

(  LAUGHTER  ) CUISINE-WHILE, DUNKIN' HAS

RELEASED A FRANK'S RED-HOT JELLY DOUGHNUT.

THEY'RE ONLY AVAILABLE IN MIAMI, BUT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN AT

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY A REGULAR GLAZED DOUGHNUT, SQUIRT

SOME HOT SAUCE ON IT, THEN LOOK INTO THE MIRROR TO DISCOVER THE

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一方...Gritty Is Cleared Of Assault Charge (Meanwhile... Gritty Is Cleared Of Assault Charge)

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