これは、ケルバル宇宙計画の中のIRISH SCIENCEのようなものです。 (This Is What IRISH SCIENCE Looks Like In Kerbal Space Program)

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Nostalgia Week continues.
Welcome back, everybody to terrible space program.
Look at my poise.
Haven't seen you guys in a long time.
The wars have happened.
I'm back though I went out to get milk, but I'm home.
Everybody look at this happy little fucker.
I have not played this game in such an incredible long time.
It's been years since I've played this game.
I have no idea how to play it anymore.
There's a bunch of stuff in the game now about making history.
Expansion of a breaking ground, expansion with the foot.
Just scenarios you could do.
No powered landing being the home seeker.
Fly back booster to a gentle landing.
Easy.
I could do that.
No problem.
I'm an expert when it comes to Oh, this is Oh, this is a lot of responsibility.
All right.
Are you watching this, Ellen, I'll show you how to do your job properly.
First things first.
You just want to You want to throttle up a little bit, throttle up a little bit to make sure.
Okay, Not not too much, though.
We're coming in hot.
We're coming in strong.
Ellen is at home making biscuits ready for me.
to bring it on home.
Okay.
Oh, that I run out of Oh, no.
They get right right out of there.
What's that other fuel called the Stabilizing Fuel.
You can't run out a lot of that.
Okay, that's fine.
Up.
I have I have no fuel left.
I I can't throttle up.
Uh, get the medics ready.
This is still fine.
This is This is this is absolutely fine.
As long as you light it up properly, you're still going to do it.
You're still We're going to get it.
It's still gonna be fight.
Look.
Coming down perfectly.
Yes, on land, Jeb.
OK, round two were Let it fly in on its own.
First, we let the atmosphere slow it down First, there's no point in us wasting all of our fuel on this part of it.
Okay, speed it up.
Speeded up.
So it down.
Okay.
Okay, that's fine.
I know you want me to land like down here, but I kind of make up My own rules isn't going along.
And I hope that you're okay with that.
Okay.
Turn, turn.
For the love of God, turn.
There you go.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice.
Yes, Okay.
This is gonna work.
Well, this time I have a feeling I can feel it in my bones.
I was meters to go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Burn all the fuel you have.
But all the fuel you have.
Okay, maybe not at all.
Okay, that that worked way too well.
Oh, the engine's still on this time by E's.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Yes, we brought it home.
Jeb.
See from fine.
He's going home to see his family.
I mean, sure, it's not operate.
Sure it didn't land perfectly.
It's not a perfect world.
Okay?
Things land different ways all the time.
The important part is that the Rockets safe its integrity of sound, and we can use it again.
And we can all go home happy and have a cold one with the bodies.
You know, there's not like making history.
There's nothing like a good job well done.
You can just sit back in your chair and you're in your horrible space chair and just feel good about a job well done today.
What's that?
You want me to bring more people home?
No problem.
Guys, I don't call me a hero, okay?
I'm just a guy trying his best.
You know, it just really trying to make it in life.
But if you want to call me here with I mean, I'm not here to dictate how you call your life.
All right?
How do we know who this is?
All this is a wobbly by.
Oh, God.
Okay, we're coming in a little hot.
00 yes.
Oh, yes.
Get it, Get it.
Don't tell NASA.
All right.
Around two leads, Round two.
I got you this time.
Don't even worry about it.
Okay?
What speed are we doing?
Merger speed.
180 meters per second.
Okay, I figured out what the brakes are.
Let's don't even worry about it.
Like Laci.
All right?
Uh, no, you don't call Cam in the cockpit.
Good.
Good.
Stay that way.
All right, You're gonna come in hot, but you're going to see your family.
I wanna make sure that all right, we have propellant left, but honestly, there's no need for it.
There's glided in nicely that, like the front.
It's just like a sky boss sold way down.
So away.
Down.
You're traveling.
You're traveling a little hard there.
Curb als traveling a little hard there.
OK, Tipper up.
Tipper up.
Tipper up.
Tipper up.
Tip her up.
Bringing decides home.
Well, I don't care how long it takes me.
I'll be here all day.
All right?
I've got nowhere to go.
Curb ALS This is it.
This is my This is my day today.
This is all we're doing today.
Strap in, strap on.
Let's get ready to fuck Guider in Guider.
And it's just like it's just like lovemaking.
All right?
Okay.
Line her up.
Okay, this is thesis.
God.
Oh, God.
Okay, this this might be bad.
Okay, This this This might not be the one, lads.
This might not be the one.
All right, We're all we're missing the Oh, God, It's okay.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Look, this nice movement and grasses offered way made it home.
He never said that.
I had to keep the spacecraft in order.
You never said that.
I had to keep that intact.
I'm just happy that everybody's here.
Look, hatches obstructed, can't exit.
Well, that's your problem, not mine.
Get out the wheels away.
You don't need them anymore.
What do you do?
Let's build some stuff again.
It's been a really long time.
I miss building things now.
I think I got There's a lot of boosters, I think, Yeah, I don't know it.
It's, um, Mud's for some, like, extra kick for some extra strong engines.
And I am going to I also got some suffer planes, so this is going to be is probably gonna be pretty bad.
Uh, what's the biggest engine we can get?
Yes, yes.
Uh, back of my bullshit, everybody.
I'm going to create something that should not work.
I I completely forget how to play this game.
This is not good.
It's like I've been away from home for years and years, and I was worried that my family would forget who I am, but thankfully, they haven't.
Because my family is a bunch of rocket boosters ready to head into space.
Was this?
That's tiny.
I want big things.
I want things to look massive like they're going to explode.
God, I miss this music, though.
Oh, my God.
Okay, let's see how she flies.
Well, I didn't put on some engines.
Let's face it, I'm not really here to see how things fly.
I'm here to see how fast.
They can go on how big of an explosion I could get out of them.
Nothing is happening whether they do wrong, but already fuel God, I found better things.
Oh, my God.
It looks like anal beads.
Goal is the anal bead ship.
I just want to see things explode.
Okay, That's all I want.
Does this work?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I think the other thing just didn't have the right fuel in it.
Oh, my God.
Look at you go.
There's three of you guys in this, all right?
This is just a test, so don't get too comfortable.
I just want to see how far we can go with just this.
Oh, my God.
Yes, way we're going so fast.
1500 meters a second.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die anyway, because I don't really have Ah, Plan B for this.
You kind of just Oh, my God.
You almost just got away from going straight up.
I didn't even plan any of this.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
There you go.
You got the 50,000 meters.
Well, you're still going Technically now you're in space.
You're at 100,000 meters.
Nice.
We could have done better.
Let's if I had a different type of fuel Fucking what you got on one engine.
That's not spud.
What goes up must come back down.
And I'm sorry to say, but you're probably all gonna die because I don't think that this parachute no.
God.
Okay, guys, guys, pour one out for that for the boys.
You might be saying to yourself, Jack, that was a complete and total failure.
But what I saw was that lives went into the air and lads came back down on that to me is good enough.
Okay, we're gonna strap.
Got fucking any of them?
I might be a little in over my head here.
How do we don't do the snappy thing?
I forget everything about this game.
There we go.
We have the snap on.
No, the snaps.
Good.
Because the snap Alexis put it like in the same places everywhere.
More or less.
Symmetrically, you all know how much I love some metrics.
Don't even talk to me until I've had my say metrics in the morning.
Maur Maur, The slogan for carbon space program is Maur boosters.
So when it comes to space science, you can't really fuck it up like this.
Okay, let's see if we could put you here.
Place.
Okay, that's better.
Oh, this is mad science on.
I got this music I've missed so much.
See, I was never good a couple space program.
I never learned the ins and outs of all the like, finicky things that you can do go into different planets and all that stuff I tried and I got pretty damn fair.
And I was okay at the game.
But this is what I revel in.
This is what I wanted every time I didn't care about going to other planets.
All I cared about was how much I could fuck shit up.
People always said that science was boring.
Now, when it comes to Jack septic science, I make it interesting.
I know what people want.
People want big things on explosions on honestly, sane feast your eyes.
Feast your eyes in this amalgamation.
Off science here today.
You boys gonna cause me trouble.
But you know what?
The throttle all the way up.
Let's just Let's get it.
Yes.
Okay.
That's bad.
That's very bad.
What?
Hello.
What?
Focus.
Focus on this.
This is where the action's happening.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry.
I don't even know where I am.
Or is it Arthur?
Days three.
There.
Okay.
Back to the drawing board.
Ah, yes.
I forgot that.
There's a symmetry.
Mold, baby, this is Oh, this is going to save some time.
Oh, it's all perfect.
Nothing's gonna go wrong this time.
Absolutely nothing.
I can assure you of that.
She sounds a pound.
IEDs.
There's nothing wrong with her.
Look who we have here.
I know.
Who are you guys?
Kanai.
Jeb, Which one of you is Jeb?
Okay, he's smiling.
That guy's Jeb.
He knows what's up.
Um, how do we get out of this?
We do it.
We have Jeb.
We have built and we have Bob.
Perfect.
Yeah, it's staying together.
It's working.
It's working.
How fast we get to see the problem is the more mass.
You have more fuel and thrusts that you need to get out of the atmosphere.
So it's a bit of a balance.
You know, its sight to guys with No, I have glasses, so I do all right.
Don't know.
Don't overheat.
Don't overheat.
No, you're fine.
Good.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, God.
I call this one the Slinky.
How far do we get bodies?
We didn't even get that fire.
That's just that's just disappointed.
You're disappointing.
Me by, ese?
Is that what you wanted?
You want to see Jack Septic?
I cry.
You wanna see Jack's up to cry?
All right.
Back to the fucking drawing board.
We're gonna trace, um, different stuff.
These lads apparently have argon gas in them.
I don't know what that means, but that's not the normal thing, so it immediately has me excited.
All right?
Are you gonna work?
It made a cool sound, but I don't know.
Why didn't it go off?
This is too much.
All right.
Does everybody have a body?
I think I think I got him off mad science.
Oh, miss, this game is so much fucking fun.
Um, okay, what else can we do?
I want to do something else as we get into the air.
You know what?
I'm not sure about this.
So what's gonna happen is these are going to get us off, and then afterwards he's gonna start spinning us.
Now.
I don't know how that's gonna happen.
Did not work at all.
That's still pretty good, though.
It could be fixed.
It's not going to stay together.
It's too wobbly.
It's way too wobbly.
Okay, I don't need the couplings to go off.
This is not gonna work.
Their stuff I buy is a phony and had actually encrypted with a parachute.
You might actually survive this.
But as things are going on, you're Ned's son.
Okay, I'm on the right path.
All right.
I know what you're looking at this.
And you're like, Jack, Come on.
What the What are you doing?
All right, This is called science.
You wouldn't understand.
I had to.
Don't scale it quite a bit.
I'm not happy about it, but God is not ready.
Eyes like the Fourth of July here, man.
Letting shit go.
I made a firework, all right?
I mean, that works for me.
I I had already settled on separating these guys, so I'm happy about that on the parachute works this time.
So all of my guys go to survive.
If that's not a win, I don't know.
What is it about some struck connectors around that stabilizes everything, doesn't it?
So if I do that That should mean that my guys don't wobble all over the place at the beginning.
At least I hope not.
Ah, sure.
I know science.
You all think Ireland This never science division, but way just do science differently than everybody else.
It's not formal science.
It's not the science that you're used to, but by God isn't beautiful.
Look at this fire of that we have going on.
All right, Let's, lads.
Glad you're going a bit.
Skyway is no vice.
Come on, Hold on, for God's sake!
Oh, my God!
Yes!
Whoa!
All right, Now separate.
The boosters improved upon it.
You say you can't improve upon perfection, but I'II give you perfection.
Oh, no.
Oh, you know that that's bad with, Oh, the last thing you want when it comes to rocket science is wobbling.
It's the complete last thing you want.
All right, that's it.
Let's get it going nicely, okay?
Not nothing too hectic.
You go.
Ah!
Ah!
You see?
Yes.
See?
You done fucked it up, Jack.
We need better science.
I need structural integrity going on here now.
We're symmetrical.
Beautiful, beautiful.
This thing is like a rock solid castle at this point.
It's not goingto wobble.
It's not going to wobble.
It's not going.
It's wobbling a small bit.
I don't like that.
I get that all the way.
Wait, did I do that?
I know how science is supposed to go.
All right, all right.
These are all supposed to fire at the same time.
But they weren't.
Why are they not hold fire?
Wait.
Some of them are not your face in different directions.
Well, it's fucking beautiful.
It's glorious.
It's bigger.
It's better.
It's better than ever.
It's more structurally sound than you've ever seen in your entire lives.
This super ship brought to you from Ireland.
Keep going.
I have some fins on it this time.
That should keep the structural integrity going.
See if you get some lateral motion going.
You pierce the heavens a bit more and you go faster and higher and stronger than ever.
This is no you warp into the next dimension.
I know what I'm doing.
See that teleport?
We're off in a different dimension.
I was somewhere else.
Were often Korbel Space Program.
Two rockets are for babies anyway, but the real place that separates the men from the bites is space planes.
Let me hear you say it again.
Space place.
Very good.
And no one's been better at building space pains than you're a good or pal Jack.
A boy.
He knows how they work.
He knows what he's doing.
I'm better yet.
He looks good doing it at the same time.
All right, where is the end that I can put onto this thing?
All right.
Looking sexy looking sexy or type of wings.
We want to put this bad.
Boy.
Those don't really seem big enough.
Now I need no, I need some.
Like I need some big lads.
Let's let's go with mass.
Those don't not seem big enough.
Have you seen a plane in real life?
The rings, Airman Josef.
Their money questions people have about planes these days.
Will it fly?
Well?
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, good.
Oh, stop, Stop, stop, Stop!
Why?
Why?
You're You're doing this to me, okay?
Just go.
It's fine.
I have wheels and I have a dream.
This is this even symmetrical.
I know what I'm doing.
I am a scientist.
Did you see the glass?
It's it's taken off.
Just not the direction I want or in the orientation or in anything for that matter.
This is fine.
This fine.
Just get a little, get a little bounce off the runway, But into the air, we go.
No.
Oh, you're not gonna be happy until we're dead buried, are you?
Watch out that.
Well, at least the crew are all right.
It's not the size of it that matters.
It's what you do with it.
Okay?
And I'm about to do I want to do not that of early.
Why do you keep doing that to me?
What is wrong with you?
Okay, go.
There we go.
Take it off, lads.
But any minute now I changed my mind.
I went with a more sleek design.
I think I've built something like this before.
Stop that.
Okay, let's hope that this works.
Oh, God.
Good or good.
Why do you hate?
May I get a given year?
Good of the year.
What I owe Wow.
Yeah, works not very well, but it works.
You guys technically flew.
You went up into the air.
You flew around and you landed again.
That's a perfect flight shut.
We'll give it everything yet.
Don't give it all of the power that it has because it apparently.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Giving all the power it has.
That's too much.
That's so cut the engine.
That's not what I meant When I said caught the engine.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I did it.
You can cut that off a little bit.
Oh, yeah, baby, that feels good.
That's awesome.
I've done this before in Coral Space Program, but there's nothing like doing it again.
Oh, it really wants to pull up, though.
Okay.
Okay.
Lay off on the engines for a bit.
There we go.
That's a bit more maneuverable.
Eyes.
Oh, God, I do not trust this at all.
This really wants to go all over the place.
All right.
Give it everything you have, Captain.
Give her a fucking everything.
Hell, yeah.
It feels so good when you actually never mind cut the engine.
I'm more of ah, more of an engineer than I am a pilot.
What if I just made the whole thing out of wings?
Oh, God.
What's happening?
Where are we going?
Way hitting the ocean yet?
No, it's very close.
Hola.
Job.
Hold on.
I got you.
I got you.
I can fix this.
I can fix this watch.
I'm gonna do this right now.
Oh, my God.
I actually kind of did.
No, no.
Oh, I'm out of fuel.
Well, there's nothing I could do in our job.
You're gonna You're gonna have to let it happen.
At least she floats.
She doubles as a submarine.
Oh, these are the real yields.
Ah, that makes a lot of sense.
I'm more of an engineer than I am a pilot.
I think this is gonna work again.
This is gonna be a great plate.
Well, he didn't have to finagle it a small bit in the beginning because it's not always likes to be on the ground on.
Then you do that, and then it's fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Go.
Yes.
Yes, this control so well.
Although I shouldn't say that too much.
I said the same about the last one.
And look where that ended up.
Oh, yes, yes.
Jeb.
Yes, we're doing it.
We're being the plane.
Were being Mr Plane himself.
All right.
Put the fuel off a small bit because you don't want to run out.
All right?
The plan is we're gonna go over there.
We're gonna land on that site.
All right.
Are you ready for it?
I hope you are.
Virginia is the cockpit.
This is adorable.
Since what you see all the time?
That's lovely.
It was like the our supporters.
Are there any really good flying simulators with the our support?
Oh, it really wants to pull up again.
All fight it, fight it, fight it If we can land over here, I consider this video of success like a leaf floating in the wind, a piece of paper blown up going further than it ever thought it could.
Are we getting close to the ground that we are?
We are traveling, though, Okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Slow it on down.
So down there, I don't have any air brakes installed.
So you're just gonna have to, like, you're just gonna have to hope for the best that we don't hit any hills.
Okay.
80 meters per second.
That's fine.
If I can keep going there.
Jeb Keeper.
Going sound as a pound.
70 meters per second.
You want you want to get in under 60 though.
Yes, I could.
Oh, this is going well.
I can feel it.
Jeb can feel it.
Jeff knows what's about to happen.
Jeff knows that amazing things are going on.
Yes, Yes, Jeb.
Yes.
Gently kiss it.
Gently.
Kiss the ground.
Jeb, Look at that beautiful shadow.
What a wonderful craft!
Yes, Jeb!
Oh, Mother Earth.
You deserve a little kiss, Gen!
What do you do it?
I can't stop him.
Jack, What are you doing?
We were on the ground.
We had a Jeb.
Jeb says this is carpal space broke.
I'm not curable.
Air program.
Fucking crazy person.
You're gonna run out of fuel, Jeb.
Jeb, this is what happens.
I'm not going to try and save you from your old misgivings this time.
You got yourself into this mess.
You're gonna have to get yourself out.
Chip, I don't have to do this again.
It was over this.
I did it once before.
I don't He wanted me to do it again a second time to prove myself.
Jeff knows that I love a challenge.
That's a fucking lie, Jeb.
I just wanna coast by like, this plane is coasting by in the air.
God, this is we're traveling a little faster than I would like with this thing.
Just is so aerodynamic.
Just wants to stay in the air.
Who?
Oh, God, It's up again.
No, We touched the ground.
Devil, you stop.
My heart can't handle this.
Oh, we're stalling.
Were stolen.
Were Just called us, Joseph, because we're stalling.
Never do that again.
All right, well, I'm gonna leave the sub sort of curved space program here.
I know I didn't do a whole lot.
I kind of just got in a messed around and didn't really get much doing.
It takes a really long time to do anything in this game of recording for, like, two hours already.
And I had to relearn the whole thing.
But the point of this was to come back and play it again was the whole point.
This week is to come back to some games and relive some old memories.
And that's exactly what I did.
And I had a tone.
A phone.
This game is amazing.
It's still amazing.
The sequel is coming out next year.
I'm so excited for it.
I'm gonna play the shit out of that game when it comes out.
I'm very curious to see how it looks, how it operates.
If it's easier to understand if it's easier to control and put things together or, if they've gotten the complete opposite way on, made it even more complex and have more systems into which I imagine they probably will.
But this game is just phenomenal.
All of you should play it if you're even remotely interested in planes or flight or spacecraft right like that, because it's a really great learning tool.
I think even Elon Musk plays this game, but more of a selling point.
Do you need than that?
But Nostalgia Week continues.
Day three, Curb a space program.
What's gonna be next?
What's up next on the chopping block?
There's a lot of games that have a lot of history to them.
This is the game that when I was playing it last time and I played ah, Spaceplane, I said, If I land this plane, somebody send me a cake and somebody actually sent me a cake.
That said Ke sp like a boss on it, And that was that was like six years ago.
At this 60.5 years ago, I don't even know so good memories, creepy memories, good memories, not I've got a good story out of it, and I put it in my tour.
But until next time, Ma Jab wishes you all a wonderful, happy Mary.
It already is playing me, and you're gonna have a conversation.