And I'm disturbedbycorporationscamodifyinghumansoulstosellmovietickets.
Bytheway, I'm onmywaytoget a haircut, and I knowtheonlyreasonpeoplearetalkingaboutKianaReevesrightnowisbecausehehas a newmovieoutinvariousPRmachinationsareincrediblygoodatgettingustogivethatmoviefreeadvertising.
Butstill I freakingloveandhaircut.
Nowlisten, I don't thinkChianaReevesislike a goldenGodoranything.
I don't thinkheonReevesislikeachievedenlightenmentorwhatever.
I justthinkthatfromwhat I knowofhim, ChianaReeveshascomeclosertoachievingenlightenmentthananyotherfamousperson.
Butlet's startwithhiswork.
ChianaReevesis a greatactor.
Somepeopledon't gethisacting, whichisfine.
Somepeopledon't getwhyShakespearewas a greatplaywright, buthestillwas.
Speakingofwhich, whenChianareads, TurnedDown a Weapon $1,000,000 tobeinSpeedtwoandinsteadplayedHamletinWinnipeg, Manitoba.
TheSundayTimescriticcalledhisperformanceoneofthetopthreeHamlets I haveseenfor a simplereason.
HeisHamlet.
Look, I don't laborunderthedelusionthatChianaReeveshasneverbeenin a badmovie, But I dobelievehe's neverbeenbadin a movie.
He's a greatcomicactor.
BillandTedis a classic.
He's a wonderfuldramaticactor.
See, forinstance, iswrenchingperformanceinmyownprivateIdaho.
Andhe's anactionicon.
There's anoldline.
Hollywoodproducersaskaboutactors.
Sure, hecanact, Butcanhehold a gun?
ChianaReevescanhold a gun, ButwhatmostfascinatesmeaboutQuianoishisworkoffscreenindealingwiththepressandinbeing a famouspersonwhoisseeminglyabletomaintain a senseofself, which I canreportis a trickybusiness, evenforthoseofuswhoaren't thefacesof $1,000,000,000 moviefranchises.