字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント you know that is a song that goes like, Why men? Great Till they gotta be great. I've been singing a version of that in my head, but with different lyrics. Which goes The world doesn't need your Corona virus. Hot take anyway. Good morning tickets Tuesday. It's questioned Tuesday, the day that I answer real questions from real nerd fighters. He's here, isn't he? What should happen in the movie Cats, too? I want two things. I want some of the cast to be really big. Something must be really small. I want one thing, which is for there not to be a cat's to. What was your first memory of me? Of you? Of me? I don't know. They're not chronological. When we were kids, one time we were playing football like tackle football. And remember, you hit a tree and you got a concussion. Sure, it was of a size where when you hit it? It Ben Yeah, moved significantly. Yeah, all right, so I recently went to our childhood home. Is the tree bigger? It's not bigger, Hank. It's the biggest tree in the world. How different with boxed cake directions beyond Mars, it's probably like a situation where you don't need different instructions. You need a different cake mix. You're gonna have a lower pressure in the habit. You have lower pressure, higher oxygen percentage sort of thing going on. In that case, your cake probably rise very fast and very big. It would be like a giant muffin. Turns out I didn't need Hank's cake mix. Mars Hot takes I might be wrong. Oh, I mean, that's the whole point of a hot take. You don't do your research first. Would either of you ever consider another field of creative writing like poetry? I I write poetry all the time for Syesha tangents. It's true. It's a great podcast that also, I write podcasts like The Anthropocene Review is juicy fruit, the one with stripes? Or is that the yellow one juicy fruit is the yellow one. What's the one with stripes called Remember that as a zebra's its mascot? Oh yeah, zebra gum. Can Google do it? Can Google d'oh! Fruit stripe? That might be the most distinct way of describing fruit stripe gum I've ever heard. A strong but fleeting flavor. What did you think of Hank's book of beautifully foolish endeavor? of which signed copies are available for Preorder now. I just finished it. It's so great. Like the last book, it seems impossible to me that it was written by Hank. You know what I mean? Like, it seems impossible that it was written by my brother, who's kind of a doofus. So free order Hank's book. We're going on tour for it in July. Maybe hey on NPR is ask me another over the weekend. You are described as the modern day Bronte sisters. How does that make you feel? I think it's extremely kind. Oh, yeah, makes its way over the top way over them. The truth is, either Hank or myself would be lucky to be the Bronte sisters. Ne'er do well, Brother Bramwell. Hey, Google, who was the longest lived of the Bronte siblings? Charlotte Bronte. According to my lab, Charlotte Bronte, the most famous of the Bronte sisters, died the 31st of March 18 55. The one who lived the longest and the sister who died first were buried side by side in a crypt located in the Hay Work Church. Not forever. That's not how it works, Theo. Funniest part about that is that Google is technically pronouncing the last name correctly. It was probably pronounced Bronte. Yeah, we're saying we're up here being like Bron tay because that's how it's spelled Googles Too smart for that business. Can you see many of the tick talks about us about us? Yeah, Well, crap. Sarah sent me one today. Haven't seen any tick talks about us, except for the one that Sarah sent me. And I probably won't see any tick talks about me unless they're, like, reported in The New York Times. Because that's where I get my tic tac years. Ain't gonna have to go to our show here in Columbus, Ohio, tomorrow will be in Indianapolis. Then we'll be in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Hope to see you. Lots of on tour, Hank. I'll see you right now. Good job. Great Outro.