字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント ladies, it's time for more means. Or should I say copper the morning to you Ladies, That's right. Boomers. No kids watch this content ever. It's all couple compliant. It's maybe time time Gather on friends Its name, time, time, time. The only cure for sadness who's ready for some more means I am. I am ready for the biggest baddest means round the ones that you have I want to see them Did not make this mean But I thought it belongs here. Why don't you? Doing to me is originally yes. And we killed it. My God! Climbing on the ladder, climbing on the bridge Now you got my attention driving on their own. Who? Zip lines Oh, baby, The only way to fly in that game As soon as you unlock zip line Spoilers for death Striding By the way, the series has been out for a while now. Why you don't have tried to watch, like 35 hours of death stranding content in the jacks up the guy Variety channel. Are you even a real fan? Anyway? There's zip lines in the game and they're super mega awesome, and I really wish that everyone would just use those on nothing else. You don't need anything else. Well, can't use them until you're late in the game. Whatever. Zip lines are awesome. I'm telling my kids, this is Jackson. Yeah, do. Maybe. Maybe your kids then will think that I have accomplished something. You doing okay there, Jack? Are you doing okay, Jack? Septic guy. Swedish Jax after guy. See, I'm taller than him and what he's talking about all the time in the same person again. I'm telling my kids this was beautiful. Goddamn it. Isn't that right? By no beauty by your own it over over. Just sometimes. Get the feeling that you're being watched. No high fives, no, bro. Fists, Nothing. Swearing bad Jack in 2019 Jack before 20. It's It's a disaster of a minefield of a platform right now. Next year, it's going to be that one of the right again, all this compass stuff that's being talked about where you can't make stuff specifically for Children or else you're gonna lose 60 to 90% of your revenue. There's a lot more to it than that, but I'm not gonna get into that right now in this video. But another like Oh yeah, it needs to be adult content and then you'll get your money. But also, they're saying you can't swear too much or you'll get the monitors because advertisers don't like that. You have this really weird gray middle road that makes four call money for anybody, and you two were like, yes, staying here, please. I was gonna do a video talking about all of this copper stuff, but I feel like other people have already thrown in their thoughts into it and have said it better than I could. If not the exact same as I would. I would just be reiterating all the same points. Maybe it's important to bring it up anyway. Camera. Can you stop freaking out? Maybe it's more to bring it up anyway, because it's good to have some exposure on this. And I did talk to my lawyer about this type of stuff, and he made it seem like it's not as bad as YouTube and the FTC. You're making it seem so hopefully more information comes out and hopefully some more self has clarified and cleared up because right now kind of scary and I imagine a lot of people. Are you going to leave the platform next year? Or they're gonna have to rely even heavier on memberships and brand deals, Or they'll just go to another platform that will support them and give them the revenue that they deserve. When we're emotions discovered in 18 72 Darwin published expression of emotions in man people isn't 18 71 me don't have feelings for me From 18 71 me No feelings may just worried about every disease that hasn't been cured yet. The mortality rate is a lot lower in this time. In 18 70 the average life expectancy was 40 years old. It's like 41 to 45 years old. That's terrible. Any wonder that didn't have feelings? They were dead before they could develop money. What do you want to eat first? Damn, Luigi, Think though we stack, you could get it. I'm thirsty. God damn! I need Luigi in my life right now. Changing my intro next year. Toe cup of the morning tea laddies. Laser beam! I'm changing my intrude. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Just be sure ain't for kids throwing a couple of boomers too, just to be sure you didn't get it. That's what the interest this video was referencing with these tweets. It does seem like the stuff with copper is that if the majority of your content again, this is just stuff that I've heard and this is stuff that my lawyers heard This could not actually be the thing that happens. So don't quote me on this as absolute certainty. What I've heard is that if the majority of your stuff is clearly not for kids, which Mike Channel isn't, my channel has never been for kids. Do some kids watch it? Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm specifically targeting kids. Which is a very clear distinction on at one that needs to be made clear by the FTC is my channel is not for kids. I don't upload content specifically targeting Children. I drop a lot of swears all the time. Sure, even in the times when I'm not dropping that money, swears I'm still talking in an adult way, you still need to have an adult mind set to at least appreciate a lot of the stuff that's going on. Nothing, it takes a big brain or anything like that, but a lot of the jokes are not meant for kids. So if your channel is not specifically targeting kids, I think you're going to be fine. I don't think you actively have to go the other way and then start being like, Oh, look, blood gore. Fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, Shit. I don't think you're gonna have to do that, because I think they should be able to see the distinction between them. But again, this is all gonna happen to 2020 so we'll see what happens. Dr Sean. Meg. That's spelled wrong. McLachlan not McLaughlin. Dr. Sean McLaughlin can perform Penis enlargement surgery for you on you. Even I wouldn't trust him. I would not trust Sean McLaughlin. It's not even spelled right. Do not trust that man to do your Penis. Enlargement, surgery. Just very little people to do your Penis. Enlargement, surgery. Do your own Penis when you get off the toilet. After taking a shit but feeling of the turn coming. Warning. Return to the convent. Wait. No, It has a funny in the corner. I'm not laugh with that. No, I funny back. I funny. Nine. Guy. Bat ready. Good. Me Sending strongly worded e mails to Coca Cola about getting jacks up the guy sponsorship, Coca Cola, ignoring them and pretending like I need a refund. I think we're gonna have to face facts, gamers. We're gonna have to take the l on this one. Okay, Coke. I love you. And I wanted the sponsorship. We actually went out and asked him, like business to business. Actually asked them if they were sponsor on. They never got back. So I think that's gonna have to close it down on the Google sponsorship. They're not Google. Coca Cola. What are we talking about? Close it down. Close it down. It's over. The mean is dead. But I hate G fuel. There's a slot open. I'm just saying thought of this after watching a re watching the video. Maybe a little old, but I like it when girls were matching clothes when boys were matching clothes. I love boys versus girls Means they're so accurate and relatable. How about we all just wear matching clothes? From now on? Just everybody wear the same outfit. Although everyone by cloak, just by cloak and wear that every time laughs and communists just think people are wearing anything because we all came out wearing the same outfit. We all came out naked. Why? Doesn't matter what you put over the over the body, Stephen. Matter What's under the body? Make any sense. Just love each other. Sean means high depression, Thanks to cry every time. Amen. Gamers made the only cure for depression. Nah, anxiety. We don't know her. So esteem issues? Not today. I just figured out a way of getting over the car. Pissed off to make sure your channels I know I'm contradicting myself, but I want to do a joke. Uh, just drink out of one of these. Oh, God. Oh, God. I figured it out. This is not for kids, Jack. Carpet Bt's lost cargo. Maybe that's a good one. That is how it feels. Oh, my God. If only you guys saw some of the ones that I cut out of the series traveling for so long. I'm losing all your cargo. And then, baby, I, uh I just want to live 10. 10 game Kojima is genius that show Robin our appreciation for editing Jack's videos? Because Robin is a part of the team as well. Thanks, Robin. You're the best thanks for editing The video's off our boy. Thank you, Robin. Everybody, let's give a nice, warm, sincere thank you for Robin. He's been on the channel for three years now. Always 40 my God. Robin, you've been here for so long. But everyone three. Cheers, Robin. Hey, Robin does really good edits. And the really, really fast and he's good at his job, so thank you. It would not be wise Me when someone insults me. Me when someone insults. Really? I think that I think that top one is you in both just sitting back and that maybe you want the Internet. Oh, God. May be made with me Matic, Of course. Maybe on the Internet. You're like you're So who wants to go on then? In real life? You like my baby. You can't touch me also, I'm so fucking glad the Disney Plus doesn't come out until march in England. But everyone just spoiled baby Yoda all the time Anyway. Thanks, Disney. Really cool. I'm gonna get to find out the story of the man DeLorean through Twitter. I want to give you money for this. I want to watch the man DeLorean. How do we do this. I don't want to wait till marriage go to America again for like a week, just so I can watch it when it's all out in front of you will be out by the time it comes here. Whatever. Oh God, you want to go? But not a fight. You want to go? I am the original banana God you think you could to stop me. You think you stop right there? Criminal scum. My banana flops Harder than anybody's. You hear that? That's the power of 1000 G's. People often try to express how much they love someone by using distance example to the moon and back, or by using time example forever. But apparently nobody does so by using wait. Example a truckload of I love you truckload of potatoes. Is that a lot, too? Yes, to an Irishman, moving you more than one potato is 1000 lifetimes is the time to reveal. Is that Should I do it? Sure, I do it not floppy banana squishy potato. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Won't talk to anyone about the honking I protected hit things back in tour in London. We walked down by the canal. It was a bunch of swans there. I mean, geese. The young cunning happened isn't happens now, brother. Just go hide. Wait for your moment to strike Young kilogram goose. Just meet someone in the street and go Goose. If they reply in kind, they're part of it. Speak nothing of the hell cunning. We rise at dawn. But if they're like the fucking talking about your weirdo, the Hong Kong Hee will get them soon. Slaver Truck 2077. Wake the truck up Samurai! We have a road to brew. Oh, my God is good. When I first saw the cyber truck from Tessa, I thought that it was actually a thing that they were doing in conjunction with Cyberpunk 2077 because that would be something Elon Musk would do. It is unfortunate that the cara got smashed on stage, that he threw a ball and it broke the windows. I personally think that that's hilarious. And it's it's kind of refreshing to see a company do stuff like that and show it off and have stuff go wrong clearly didn't affect sales. Apparently, there are 200,000 of them sold so whatever, I I also made a joke about it on Twitter is saying like, Oh, it cook my eyes when I looked at it, But honestly, I was just dicking around. I think it looks cool. I think it's great to see a completely different wacky design come out on DDE like everybody else has said. There's been a 1,000,000 other trucks and they all look the same and they're so boring. I would love to see a cyber truck drive past me on the street and of the driver cyber truck.