字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント who's really in control. Oh, your phone is freak. Oh, your phone of free day. Uh um What's up, everyone? My name is and my son is being scorched. I go away, I'm trying to record What is the face that I say? My son is being squished. That's what I meant. Yes, Today we're reviewing I'm 14 and this is D one of my favorite sub read. It's actually because that everyone can shamefully admit that they've been this person at least once in their life. Oh, God. Oh, no, not the cartoons boomers Favorites question. How much did it all cost? And, sir, never forget the sacrifice of those brave Americans who are ground up and made into I'm 14. And this is deep. Really makes you think we live in a society, Mickey Mouse. Oh, my God Has so many friend requests. But the rial mouse has no friends. What does that even mean? While if you were 14 and deep, you would understand, Mr Jamal, Poor rats can't even get followings. Gets motivated by a quote up boat sees subreddit are unfortunate. This is deep. Okay. Oh God. This photographer removes phones from his images and the results are a disturbing reality. Check I to think it would be different if we were staring into our empty palms and not an incredibly complex device, which gives us access to almost all the information in the world and can be used to communicate with other people. Do you think that's what they're doing in this picture? I'm 14 and this is not deep enough. Oh my God, this should be the new face of Ah, this subreddit Billy Al ish She's broken. The song title is so clever What it probably would have taken me. Three brought forth 20 likes, though I love how the title says she's broken. Says he's OK. What? I didn't even notice that. Ah, the sun must be giving me extra powers. Okay, it's getting annoying. Go away. It's is riding my ice What I said to sit down for once, No matter how good the person you are, you're evil in someone's story. Oh my God, I want to make it their joke, but I am banned from making those, and that says a lot about society. I have an even smaller wireless device that gives me access to thousands of books and movies. It's a library guard. Oh God, that there needs to be a boomer subreddit dedicated to these cartoons. Boomers love cartoons more than anything. If you see a cartooning this style you know it's gonna be something about how kids are dumb. Do you think that your attitude towards smartphones might be an extension of your fears that you, along with your items and believes of yesteryear, will become obsolete? That, rather than simply embracing both, can change and age. Your avoidance and decrying of advancing technology will mask. You're slowly depleting, dude. Oh, get doom! Boomer! Sumer Bloomer! Stab Wounds Day That was breaking date. I broke my light Now All right, son took over, son. It's my new light that is deep. That says a lot of by society Rumor Comics. I kind of want to see. That's the thing I love. These music sure has changed a lot. Like how well for started singers would actually steak. Well Oh, I see what you mean. They're criticizing like heavy metal. What? This is wrapping speck. In my day they would go. The roads are that does is win. I agree that slapping. I think those are broken website. No matter how many times you click the pictures, nothing happens. It's so courage. Kids are so dumb. They don't know what the book gaze. Ah yes, the classic weird looked at someone printed out a bunch of tweets. And then they added extra characters through all the words. Or is I call it a book. They says our dead. To be fair, though, I think I read somewhere that statistics for reading is lower. It is decreasing, so it's like they're not wrong and it is exact same thing I said, I think I saw something about like zoo MERS can't use power tools or something night like that. Millennial diets apparently have terrible D i Y skills and half of them don't. I own a step ladder or a Cordless drill that fixed the light. Apparently, 50% of millennial dads don't own a Cordless drill. Nice deep. That's pathetic. All right. I want a Cordless drill. Yes, Stepladder freak. Yeah, you do Set a screwdriver is Of course what? You're gonna ask someone else to do it for you. You see, I've actually never changed a car, will, but they never broken either. So reset a tripped circuit breaker. What do they do? I need help flicking this lever. Is that what it is? This became a whole tangent. But, man, that's hilarious. Can you help me press this button for May I wonder why that is? Because now we have informations to do all these things You could just Gogol and figure it out yourself, right? If anything millennials should beam or equipped to do anything than anyone jump start a dead Carberry. I've done this. You literally just look up the Dettori a ll unblock it Toilet nursing open a stuck pickle jar Using only is this satire I can't tell Millennial soy dads moving on. Oh, I guess we're not moving on because this is what the subreddit is. This is something that died out around 2021 because too many people were getting offended by it. I'm starting to realize I'm a more of a boomer. Ok? Hey, you see wrong? Oh God, I'm agreeing with this is Subreddit is centering. This is not epic. I got get that is not funny. God, I'm going through a weird self reflecting trip here and I don't know what I feel about it. Could you not be posted for five minutes? Joker 2019. Book that is having more than two friends equals bad. Yeah, you don't understand. It's about the meaningfulness of your friends. It doesn't matter how many friends you have. Maybe they're just not visiting that day. Phone. Make wife die. This is so sad. The phone killed his wife. Can't believe it. Okay, so they're not. I get it now. My boomer brain understands this summer it clearly it's undergone a change, right? I haven't changed. Other people change. I don't change. They're not criticizing the message. They're just criticizing the pole execution. Right? Uh, why can't you be normal? Why could you be interesting? Oh, I wish I was quirky and love skulls and had blue dyed hair that I would be so interesting. Girls with blond hair can never be interesting. Everyone knows this. Here's J Then again, random person. I don't know who you are, Jadon. Me either. Bo, This is so deep. Young. Read more books. An older generation research. Find what that is not. This is districts. I've heard Millennials find 83% of the under thirties. Read at least one book a year, compared to 79 of their elders. Bruh. That's funny water. Nine Kilometer Hates thio 50 meters. This says society. Such an example. This is basically the equivalent of the Jimmy Neutron sodium mean. Have you seen night? Actually, it's sodium chloride. Just a little sodium chloride. Actually, Dude, it's salt. No, dude, you said sodium chloride ness. It's the same assault. But you could have just said salt instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a bloody genius. Dude, you don't need to say overly large words to sell more intelligent that there is. Nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent, more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this bra. There's an even better one of this one. Let me see if I can find it. Wow, This mean be popping? Uh, this is I decide. Table salt Wish. In addition to sodium chloride, contains anti caking agents and potassium iron Day. I don't have to say that in English, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items. You are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall. You're annoying, though. This'd so I save her music. I saved her photos. I saved her videos because she saved life important. Extremely deep work. Smart, Not hard. What the heck is this? I ordered a cube society. I miss you. I'm I'm ironically posted by my classmate. What does this mean? He's getting cut, Mom, Why they're the best people die when you're in the garden. Which flowers do you pick? The most beautiful ones Day criticizing how addicted we are through social media. I'll take the Google Translate Pill police or the Google Docks pill. I cannot stop making Google sheets someone stop. May 1995 5 10 11 12 10,051 Monitor ethic. Nine Monitors You're taking it too far. Oh God, I have too many modern tires. I will interact with society. Man, I wonder if there's actually a fair point because the Adler generation always complains about the younger generation. That's just been a the thing that's never gonna change. But I wonder if there's a concern that the older generation has had that was actually valid and actually did bad. I wonder What's an example of that instapage speed 14 year old so sad when I die, I want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like. Deep. I felt that I felt that Here go NASA. Okay, so he has an apple tree and he makes it to ask for pair. This is so deep. If you're truly based, you would understand that old apple trees air bad because apples are sensational pleasures that will lead to suffering. This has truly been deep. Found this on a fortnight video. That's how you know it's got to be a good girl as soon as I can. Boy, will you ever leave me girl? No, you're crazy, boy. Do you love me, girl? Yes, of law boy. Have you ever cheated on me, girl? No, Never. Boy, would you ever kiss me girl Every chance I can get. Boy, will you ever hit me girls? Definitely not, Boy, Can I trust you, girl? Yes, boy. Babe, Now read backwards. 00 babe. Yes? Can I trust you? Definitely not really ever hit me every chance I get. Oh, God, We ever kissed me. No, never. We aren't you? Yes, a lot. Oh, my God. Girl. Bad boy. Good. I knew it. I know we are truly getting deeper into this sub ready. I want the knock. Yeah, but society will let me stay. You do realize not can't make smart. Just buy a Nokia No one gas. This should repose it in with a Chinese person. Someone from Hong Kong. I want an iPhone, but I'm forced to buy y way. Remember, when you point a finger at someone, there are three more pointing back at you. No flipping way. That's true. And then what is pointing to this side? What does that mean? What is this? The day really makes you think. Remember, when you point, it hits someone. Your party calories. So it's good to judge people calm the storm that rages inside of me. Whoa, whoa! Go see if talk. That's funny, Dave. Oh, man. I can't relate on the first day yet. I thought I made it my first day in class. Move the school year's over, son.