Zayn: Louis, what you doing? Niall: Louis!

Niall: How d'you get here? Liam: How did you get there?

Louis: I don't know. Liam: Magic carpet - it's gotta be.

Louis: I don't know.

*Laughing* & *noises of whacking each other with inflatable toys*.

Harry: Maybe I could do a pie chart...

... in the shape of a cat...

... or a fish!

'Cause cats like fish.

Harry: What have I done? Oh God...

... Hahahaha! Dododo... I'm back.

Liam: I'm gonna do the one... two... three... flick. Zayn: Do it then.

Liam: Are you ready for this Zayn? Zayn: Please do it. Liam: One... two... three... flick *flicks hair*. Yeah... Zayn: *Laughs*...

... It's all about the flick.

Harry: Let's do this...

... And my shoe has come off.

Niall: It's like an ad for Gaviscon.

Louis: INBETWEENERS DANCE GO... ...Baow. Baow. Baow. Baow. Baow. Baow. (Liam: *Some hardcore beat-boxing*.) Niall: STOP!

Louis: We're about to attempt to drive...

... this lovely vehicle.

Liam: Oh God.

Louis: We've been pulled over by police twice. Harry: We've been pulled over 'cause we were driving too slow...

... Louis' just a bit scared of going fast. Liam: He just doesn't like going fast!

Louis: Well I wasn't driving too quick, was I? It's hardly got a V8 engine in there. Zayn: We just know...

... that you don't like to drive fast. Louis: Yes. No. Maybe. Wha?

Liam: This is what you're gonna see... (Louis: So we'll see who prevails.) Liam: ... The back of this helmet...

... the whole time. *Insane racing car noises.*

Louis: All I'm gonna see is the finish line.

Louis: Yes that's right Kevin - Zayn is a lovely guy.

Louis: I would go for...

... either the subtle 'Stop the traffic...

... Let 'em through.' (Zayn: Yeah?) Louis: Or...

... I'd go for the classic...

... 'Which way am I gonna go?...

... Oh - There we go!' Liam: *Darth Vader noises*...

... The force is strong...

... Nice hair.

Louis: *Pokes Liam's eye. *Laughing*.

Liam: I can't do it anymore. Still Liam: Do a little excited dance...

... And there it is!...

... Okay I said a little one, not a big one, mate. Don't take the mick. *Niall laughing*.

Niall: If there was an alien invasion, what would we do to stop them eating our faces?

Liam: I would feed them pizza because pizza's nicer. Louis: Weird. Um... (Zayn: Very.)

Zayn: I would beat myself up so they didn't wanna eat my face.

Louis: Even weirder. (Harry: I'd be a birthday cake.) Louis: Anyone else got anything for the...? Niall: I'd get Harry to drive me away.

Louis: Cool. Zayn: 'Cause he's just passed his driving test. (Harry: I'd be a birthday cake.)

Niall: *Really loud laugh.* Louis: I would sacrifice Niall. Zayn: *Laughs*...

... Even weirder.

Liam: I'd come in peace.

Liam: That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson. One of them: Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Niall: The album comes out in November, and we are at... Ooh. Nice one!

Niall: Eum... That have been waiting for us in America. Zayn: Kevin.

Niall: Kevin? Liam: KEVIN! Harry: I've woken up now...

... Good morning! Zayn: Oh. Oh. Oh-oh. Oh. Oh. Oh-oh.

Louis: Oh! Zayn: Oh. Oh. Oh-oh. Oh. Oh. Oh-oh.

Louis: Oh! Zayn: Oh. Oh. Oh-oh. Oh. Oh. Oh-oh.

*Some sick dance moves...*

Liam: ("...") quickly! *No clue what he says.* Zayn: Quick! We've got, we've got Liam. Show Liam. We've got Liam, quickly. Do the flick! Liam: *Flicks*.

Zayn: *Adorable laugh*. Liam: *Cute laugh*. Zayn: For the impending zombie apocalypse...

... What would be our weapon of choice?

Louis: Mlaslkilnlg tape. Zayn: Okay...

Niall: He said masking tape, I 'tink.

Louis: No. Zayn: What would your weapon of choice be? Louis: I said a mlan wilv tchleakf.

Niall: Man with cake. Louis: tchleakf.

Niall: Cheeks. Zayn: Niall, what would your weapon of choice be? Niall: Eum...

... Ah. Orange peels. Zayn: Orange peels...

... Liam? What would you use? Liam: ("...") today. *No clue what he says, again*. I would use a snooker cue. Niall: *Laughs*.

Zayn: What would you use, Louis?

Louis: Mlaslkilnlg tape. Zayn: Okay masking tape. What would... Louis: No! Harry: Oh... Louis: Mlan wilv tchleakf.

Zayn: Man with cape? (Niall: Ma...)

Louis: No! Zayn: Oh. What?

Niall: Circular shapes. (Zayn: Okay Harry what about you? Harry: Um...) Liam: Catherine Tate? (Niall: *Laughs*.)

(Louis: *Nods*. Liam: Yeah, yeah.) Harry: Like a...

... Like a wok.

Louis: Gok Wan. Liam: For next shot, why don't we just dive off? Louis: *Slaps Liam*. (Zayn: *Laughs*.) Harry: *Hits Liam*. Liam: And that's the end of that.

Niall: Alright lads, so the next question is from Celine and she wants to know. Liam: Vas' Happening Celine? Harry: *Really, really loud laugh + clap*.

Louis: *Cute laugh*. Harry: *Sprinkler noises.*

Liam: Which I thought was quite inventive. Harry: Eum. I have to say... (Niall: *Runs past with shirt up.*) Niall: Harry...

... It's time for you...

... to step up to the plate. (Harry: *Cracks knuckles*.)

Niall: How do you pull women? Harry: *Sexy dance.* Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Louis: *Bird noise* OR Kevin: *Speaks*. Niall: Ooh! Nice. Zayn: That's a brilliant dance move. (Harry: Thanks boys.)

Niall: And den um...

... I can do de...

... de JLS - She Makes Me Wanna...

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh...

... Oh-oh, Oh-oh, oh. Louis: *Makes barking noises.* OR Kevin: *Barks.* (Niall: That's how it's done.)

Niall: Niall, what d'ya think, mate? Harry: Right...

... Well I think, if today was de last day of me life...

... I'd, uh... go to Nando's...

... I'd play me guitar, an' I'd...

... uh...

... I'd drink some tinnies.

Harry: This is the 1D-mobile. All: *Screaming.*

Harry: Niall's seat - as you can see.

Liam: We've been dressed quite nice, very fitting. Good on the bottom. *Rubs bum.*

Niall: I'm a big fat idiot!

Liam: I hope you're shouting it mate. Louis: Big. Fat. Idiot. Niall: *Runs into sign & falls.* All: *Turn around.* Harry: He's just fallen over. Niall: *Laughs.*

Louis: *Loud laugh.* Harry: Did you get that on camera? Niall: *Comes towards them & says something.*

Louis: Please tell me you got that. Niall: Uh oh. Uh. Uh. Louis: Kevin? Kevin! One of them: KEVIN! Louis: *Runs crying.* Kevin: *Falls over.*

Niall: Zayn takes on Louis. They're coming down the hill. He takes it under his legs...

... He puts it over his head. (Liam & Louis: *Awesome slappy thing.*) Zayn: We're like...

... Five best friends!

Niall: What about you, Liam?

Louis: You alright, Louis? (Niall: *Quiet laugh.*) Louis: Eum...

... I think...

... I would...

... go back to Dudley... (Niall: *Quiet laugh*. Harry: *Snort laugh.*)

Louis: ... And, just have fun with me friends in Dudley...

... and, and, and, and I could meet up with them via Fiycebook...

... and Twitta.

Harry: *Attempting beat-boxing.* Liam: Oh no. I've seen that one many times. (Zayn: That's my favourite.) Harry: It's the swimmer. It's called the Phleps. Niall: *Laughs.*

Harry: Hi.

Harry: Yes!

Liam: No, no, no, no. I won...

... Yes! Harry: *Drops DS on balls & makes noise of pain.*

Liam: Harry is just currently in a sneaky little nap in...

... You know on the sofa. Zayn: *Kissed Liam's cheek.* Liam: I love it. *Faints.*

Liam: Okay, so it's that time already. It's that time to...

... hear your fan questions. So here they are - the fan questions. Let's read them out and find some answers...

... From Kimberly - if you could go to the future Louis or anybody here... (Niall: *Laughing at Louis.*)

Liam: ...What would you do? Louis: *Spills water & coughs.* Niall: *Squeaky laugh.*

Niall: *Still laughing.*

Louis: Um. Ooh.

Zayn: Louee...

... Wha you doin'gg? Harry: Ahh. Louis: *Climbs over sofa & falls onto floor.* (Niall: *Laughing.*) Louis: *Runs out room & closes door.* (Niall: *Laughing*)

Liam: So if you could go to the future, what would you do? Niall: * THE. CUTEST. LAUGH. EVER.*

Niall: Run forward. Run. *Laughs.* Just run.

Zayn: Just run straight forward.

Louis: *Runs forward & knocks Zayn onto sofa.* Niall: *Falls to fall with laughter.*

Zayn: If I had to date one, who would I date? Louis...

... Yeah...

... He's just. I think I'd have the most fun with Louis. Louis: *Laughs.* Zayn: *Laughs.* Louis: I know you didn't mean it like that but... Niall: In many words of the sense. (Louis: Oh God.)

Louis: He's very (...).

Zayn: Good lad. Still Zayn: I've just passed my driving test, like. *Shrugs.* Liam: Shurup Harry.

Louis: Sounds great if you ask me. Niall: (...) that. *No clue what he says.* (Liam: Vas' Happening?)

Niall: Just love to be here, just, if it was meself I'd just love te... mash potates...

... new baby p'tates...

... baked potates, roast 'tates...

... just have dinner all day it'd be great. (Harry: POTATOES!) Liam: Vas' happening potatoes? (Harry: I love potatoes.) Niall: Be unbelievable. Go and meet Stan for a few cans. *Quiet laugh.*

(Harry: I love potatoes.) Louis: Ya right. Sounds great. Niall: *Laughs.* Still Niall: Aahh!

Louis: This is the most physical exercise One Direction have done in the past year...

... And we're very, very tired. *Deep breathing.*...

... Zayn's hiding it. *Breathes out.*

Zayn: So guys thanks for watching. All your questions were great, as usual. And...

... tune in next time where we'll be doing more crazy things.

Liam: Yeah, it was really, really fun...

... we love answering your questions. Niall: Thankyou so much for all your amazing support...

... On your right Louis...

... All your amazing support and keep up the, the good work - it doesn't go unnoticed. Zayn: Ow! Harry: Ah! Louis: *Kisses Harry's box.*

Harry: Ooh yeah. Niall: *Laughs.*

Harry: Bye! Niall: Bye!

Harry: Bye-bye. Niall: Ow...

... Ambulance.

Harry: Louis, come back. Niall: Ambulance, quick! Zayn: Louis, get me out of this box.