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  • in the morning to you, ladies.

  • My name is Jack's.

  • Up to go and welcome back toe, Half life.

  • Alex were out in the air.

  • Reason everybody feels good.

  • We're missing Roger, though, because he turned into being turned out to be an asshole.

  • We're gonna leave him behind now on.

  • But we're going to look around for some residents.

  • May be where you think if I wear this, they'll see me.

  • You can't see me if I can't see you.

  • That's how the world works.

  • Okay, Maybe I should put one of them on there.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay.

  • Do you think I could sneak up?

  • Got no burn eights.

  • Okay.

  • You have any kids?

  • Okay, you're out.

  • Okay, we gotta get prepared.

  • We got to get ready.

  • I'm ready to shoot people in the head.

  • If you guys are Are you with me Games?

  • You feel like you are?

  • I feel like I could do with this now.

  • Maybe we should use this.

  • Actually seems pretty powerful.

  • Need to reload it pretty quick.

  • Nobody can reload it yet, My gamer.

  • Oh, your grace.

  • Really room.

  • Oh, my God.

  • So much easier with the laser sight.

  • You guys should really get some.

  • You'd probably miss a lot less.

  • Although the times that you do hit me really hurts.

  • Stop it!

  • Stop it!

  • Stop it!

  • Mom, You're being mean.

  • I am hitting.

  • You are right.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm gone.

  • Okay?

  • He did.

  • I need this out.

  • Oh, that's good.

  • Shit.

  • Oh, that's good.

  • Stop it.

  • Stop.

  • No Shotgun, please.

  • Hi.

  • This What's How are you still alive?

  • How did you alive from that?

  • Oh, God, I need a fucking drink.

  • That guy is the worst.

  • He's the worst.

  • Like a short cut through that building.

  • Okay, well, can wait your way into this building, So I'm gonna look around.

  • What is this place, anyway?

  • Distillery.

  • I made God current things like that.

  • Okay, good.

  • Oh, God, no, no.

  • Russell doesn't like vodka.

  • Got it.

  • Well, I never said that, but it's not good, but I love everyone.

  • Everyone okay, that's all very confusing.

  • Let me figure out how to get in, and then I'll find you some.

  • Wonderful if you could.

  • Actually, I agree.

  • Vodkas Piss Jin is where it's at.

  • Either gin or some really high quality whiskey.

  • All right, get outta here with that vodka bullshit.

  • You're a drink vodka if you don't have anything else to drink, and even then it's questionable.

  • All right.

  • I won't be taking opinions on this shit.

  • It turns out my Brenda's a fucking word.

  • May.

  • Where we going, lads?

  • Okay, sometimes it's kind of hard to see where it is.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • Do you have a thing for this in you?

  • No.

  • I mean you have.

  • You have vitals on goods, and I appreciate that very much.

  • So writing this, please, please give, um All right.

  • What's in these boom punk?

  • You know, a lot of odd.

  • Ken them.

  • That's straight vodka right there.

  • Um, let's look around.

  • I do know that I can shoot through cars.

  • I'm pretty sure I was doing that property.

  • Anything in here?

  • Can I get in floods?

  • Let's go on a camping trip.

  • Where we going by.

  • I would love to go to the beach.

  • Haven't been to the beach in ages.

  • All right.

  • That that doesn't really work that well.

  • Mom died.

  • We stop for ice cream.

  • Mom and Dad have been dead for years.

  • Who?

  • Yes.

  • Um, please.

  • Oh, where if I was a power thing, Where would I be combine socks.

  • Hold on.

  • Let me do that again.

  • I was looking up.

  • So my voice is a con.

  • Buying socks?

  • Yeah.

  • Coming out of a voice like that, They're going to take it a lot more seriously.

  • If you Royce cracks in the middle of it, no one's gonna take that seriously.

  • That's not really a threat.

  • Is more of a joke at that point, I don't know what that says.

  • Pointing at things.

  • Hey, what does this say?

  • Hello?

  • Does anybody here speak Russian?

  • All right, maybe it's in the toilet.

  • Nice help put you in my pocket ourselves.

  • Where are you?

  • Oh, model.

  • Okay, who?

  • Who?

  • And then you just go Wait.

  • Easy peasy mining.

  • You got anything on?

  • You got a surprise.

  • Where are they taking them?

  • Where's the money?

  • You know, not just a middleman, all right?

  • Who?

  • Yes.

  • Oh, sweet drugs.

  • Sweet, sweet drugs directly into my system.

  • That's what we like.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • I'm not.

  • Can I come in?

  • God, you are grows all right.

  • I'll kill you in a second.

  • I have to get there, huh?

  • How would one do that?

  • I'll figure it out because I'm an epic gamer.

  • Come on, Alex.

  • Oh, come on.

  • You showed me the fees.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • Break the game.

  • Break the game.

  • I know you want to.

  • I know you want to come.

  • Come on.

  • Come.

  • Wait.

  • Can I just Oh, is whatever.

  • Guys, I'll just go in through the door.

  • Shut up.

  • How?

  • That's not very nice of you Putting my stuff all over the ground like that wouldn't come back to.

  • Oh, I want to do that.

  • I don't even need the health.

  • Now I have to and made pockets battery Lick it.

  • Don't make batteries.

  • It's done.

  • Where the fuck did this come out of?

  • Don't want a chair.

  • All right, hold that.

  • No, Grab it.

  • Grab it The other way up.

  • There you go.

  • All right, I'm ready.

  • It's step.

  • Step, step, step.

  • Why is the game freaking out on me?

  • All right, I'm going to be like Hitman.

  • No hit man is able to, like, throw the school drivers exactly like hit man.

  • There's another thing, right?

  • They're not giving me a 1,000,000 billion of the items.

  • Actually, maybe I should, you know, that works much better.

  • Would have been cool if you hit the lock.

  • at the same time.

  • Yeah.

  • Franken ding, not I want to go there.

  • Dates where we go in, gamers, Where we drop it in water, we drop it.

  • Raise and lower our bring on the power gamers.

  • I know.

  • Nice.

  • Okay, that was supposed to look cool.

  • And now you've ruined it on me.

  • Now, everyone at home is laughing.

  • All right, Maybe it's Is it actually in that room yet?

  • But what?

  • I want to claim the ladder.

  • Sure, sure.

  • Little bits of everything everywhere.

  • Hope my guys.

  • I got up that with the speed of an Olympian.

  • The world class ladder climber days.

  • No big deal.

  • Oh, after.

  • Okay, I'm high up.

  • I don't like that.

  • I don't fall off.

  • Can you just like Yeah, that's much safer than me actually trying to climb in this game.

  • Quite point, Hoyt.

  • Point looking, Speedy.

  • Speedy Gonzalez.

  • Out of my way.

  • Who wants to go?

  • Okay, I don't need this, so I'll just throw it down there where the thing is.

  • Don't break.

  • Thank you.

  • A poncy little lad.

  • Um but I saw you.

  • Everyone saw you, but I saw you first.

  • All right?

  • What we got?

  • I don't like these ones because they glow in.

  • This makes it kind of hard to see where the fucking red is.

  • Is that just my color blind ass?

  • Come on, E.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Easy, easy, easy.

  • It's just like a little mini game, you know.

  • Easy, easy.

  • Shit.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Easy.

  • Shit.

  • It's so easy.

  • I've never even failed it once.

  • So good.

  • You okay?

  • Um, I need you, but what?

  • We're working on.

  • Help!

  • Don't turn up and running again, you son of a bitch.

  • Shit, man.

  • We'll meet you outside.

  • Droney.

  • Good to see you, But look, there a combine.

  • Barricades.

  • Come here.

  • Look.

  • Stopping anyone from getting any closer to the phone.

  • Well, now we don't need that.

  • Do you think Make your way into the distillery and see where it takes.

  • You might try and back online with Get destroyed.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • I broke my hand.

  • I hate it when you break your fucking hand.

  • Who That?