Name: ジョン・ムラニーが面白かった時のトップ10 (Top 10 Funniest Times John Mulaney Was Funny)
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is he a tall child immortal, the embodiment of chaotic evil or the man who murdered Princess Diana?

That's up to you, and my dad pulled into the drive through and we started cheering.

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And then he ordered one black coffee for himself.

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest times.

The passwords have passed, you've correctly guessed.

I've devised the question no robots could ever answer.

Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it for this list?

We're looking exclusively at memorable moments from Elaine Ease, resplendent standup career.

Excluding his time on Saturday Night Live, I mean a lot to a small group of people Number 10 a proud Asian American woman.

And every time they bang the gong, all the kids sitting in front of me would stand up, turn to me and bow like that, which is some racist ass bullshit but also incredibly well coordinated.

Childhood is full of merciless teasing from your peers, and Mulaney was no exception to that rule.

His inherent geekiness aside, Mulaney was also scrutinized as an Asian American for a good chuck this school life, despite being born to Irish Catholic parents.

When I was in grade school, I was bullied for being Asian American.

And the biggest problem with that is that I am not Asian America, though, To be honest, it is hard to rebuff the visuals.

Mulaney revels in recalling the relentless teasing for something so inaccurate and how it informed his subsequent fear of 13 year olds with their uncanny ability to go straight to the root of peoples insecurities.

Just looking at how wasted man he got feminine hips and I'm like, sensitive about.

Fortunately, Mulaney is able to laugh about it now and even take some pride in it when recalling being mistaken for a woman by a blockbuster clerk over the phone.

I am a proud Asian American woman on You will treat me with respect.

The accidental prostate exam I went the Thief Healthcare system is there for us to use but not abuse.

Mulaney learned that the hard way at a checkup when he attempted to fake symptoms to get his hands on a Xanax prescription, get to the front desk and they have a Why are you here?

And I want to pick something that will get me in and out really quickly.

And I looked down and I see frequent urination and I was like, Perfect.

The lies he spends about extremely frequent urination lend him in too deep in more ways than one doctor looks at me, says you're being 11 times a day, then you may have something wrong with your prostate.

So what we need to do some of you are ahead of May.

Unable to backtrack his deceit, Mulaney is robbed of his dignity following the invasive yet routine procedure and proceeds to blackout during the follow up blood test.

Upon awakening, the doctor is gone, Mulaney is left with the eccentric nurse, and that window of opportunity is closed.

Sometimes I get nervous on airplanes, Batman said.

And while it may not have helped his already high anxiety, Mulaney seems to have learned his lesson.

Pierre from college, who went on to do big things for Melanie's parents that person was former President Bill Clinton, and also my dad's a much more like, morally upright, conservative kind of guy.

He always told me that he hated it in college, that Bill Clinton could quote, Get away with anything.

And yes, he was slick Willie back then, too frequently, offering to walk his female classmates back to their dorms.

So my mom tells me that Bill Clinton would be out in front of the library every single night, just being like, Hey, can I walk you home?

Fascinated by his mother's stories of Bill's charisma, Malini can't help but ponder what might have been had his mother taking the opportunity a little further.

Mulaney is entire special builds towards his own encounter with Clinton as a young boy, the fundraiser with his mother and despite his father saying otherwise.

We have to go see Bill and without looking up at her, my dad just says why?

It's not like he's going to remember you.

The politician actually remembers Mrs Mulaney fondly, and though we all know why Mulaney puts it best, Bill Clinton turns looks at my mom and says, Hey, Ellen, because he never forgets a bitch ever Number seven, the worst financial decision I ever made.

Tuition is expensive, There is no getting around it.

And Malini is neither a stranger to it nor able to shake off the injustice of it.

The comedian recalls his college getting in touch with him and asking for charity.

We want a gift, but only if it's money and breaks them for his audience exactly how generous he'd been to them already.

So, roughly speaking, I gave my college about $120,000.

Okay, so you might say that I already gave them Ah, $120,000.

With repetitive emphasis, Delaney goes over his exchange of 120 grand for an English degree and a string of miserable life experiences before laying into his fellow alumni, who clearly peaked in college.

If you're in adults, still giving money to your college college is 100 and $20,000 hooker, and you are an idiot who fell in love with her.

It's difficult to say it wasn't worth it.

Mulaney has enjoyed a prolific career in the entertainment industry with no signs of slowing down, even if it did cost him.

There you clap for the worst financial decision I ever made in my life.

I paid 100 and $20,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen, and then I didn't number six real estate agents and Children.

They're always so excited to see you, too.

As we've seen, Malini has not made his dislike of Children a secret and, along with his wife, is still on the fence regarding having kids of their own.

Mulaney muses on the loot across City of real estate television, with three Children and nine on the way and a Max budget of $7.

Let's see what Laurie Jo can dio on this week's episode of You Don't Deserve a Beach House.

Then not so finally remembers a time that he and his wife were viewing a potential new place, and the Realtor made Cem presumptuous implications for their family future.

This is a non fire garbage can could be a nursery spring boarding.

From that, he reflects on how awkward his interactions with young Children have been from babies that 0.2 toddlers that haven't learned appropriate conversation yet.

Sometimes babies will point it may, and I don't care for that shit at all.

No poking fun Malini essentially gift wraps a comforting message that you don't necessarily need Children to have a fulfilling family.

The Homeless Guy Years ago I was walking down the street and a homeless guy came up to me and he walked out to be any push to me like that.

Life in a big city can guarantee anyone of run in with some strange characters and all sorts.

But for a comedian, these air blessings in disguise and ripe for harvesting material with this in mind, Mulaney recalls his encounter with a homeless man on the streets and the odd order in which he chose to list his characteristics.

A CZ concerned as any would be with the irrelevant information he's been presented with.

Mulaney proceeds to dissect this man's thought process with the masterful, pedantic schism he's known for Bush.

What happened to the gentleman beyond their encounter remains a mystery.

But based on what we were told, you can probably piece it together like I have a friend was like, There's no single guys left in Manhattan.

I'm like I know someone who's new in town.

Three other things about him Number four Detective J.

He also wore a pocket watch two years in a row.