I wanted to discuss the differences between a software engineer and the data scientist.

Now, here we have.

My name is Joma, and I'm a data scientist at the untitled Large company.

All right.

Thanks for joining us on this show.

I'm a software engineer and I am the tack lied.

Wait, that sounds cool.

I want to be the tech lead.

No, I'm I'm the tech lead.

I know that my name is the tack lied.

Hi, My name is Joma and I'll be your My name is Roma and I'll be your You can't do it.

See, you can't be the tackle on Lee.

I can do that.

There can be only one.

This interview is over.

I'm a software engineer.

But you what are you?

They call me the Juma, and I'm a data.

And I mean, I'm a data scientist at the large entitled For I've heard of You're kind.

But what is the data scientist anyway?

It's someone who uses statistics and modeling.

Stop, Stop!

Just stop.

I don't care anymore.

83% of statistics are made up Anyways.

You data scientists.

We don't need your kind around here.

Not so fast.

I know how to use big data.

You mean just play no data?

Let me tell you why I'm not a day that almost got you.

Let me tell you your problem, Day.

The scientists aren't really engineers.

See, they're caught scientists for a reason.

Time to go back to biology class.

If I remember correctly, you majored in computer science.

Time for you to go back to biology class.

I don't want to go back programming.

Time to fix some bugs.

Just a bunch for you.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

Let me just cancel my movie night first.

Okay.

You know, without data scientists, you won't even know what the goal on.

How did you even come up with these girls?

Glad you asked.

I run complicated regression models.

You mean you just use a pencil and ruler to draw straight lines?

It doesn't matter, cause the PM will change the goal any moment.

You know, it takes eight hours to just fix the bug that nobody cares about.

And when I publish analysis company wide impact impact.

Oh, you mean those power point presentations that nobody really cares about?

They're just there to stroke the PM's egos.

I hope you're enjoying that clipper and those transitions.

Hey, those are hard to do.

Well, at least I'm using terminal with pro skin theme.

Thing to realize is you're using my sequel most of the time.

My sequel isn't even the real programming language.

It's not even Turing complete.

Oh, yeah.

You don't have to use the AP needed.

Watch your back.

I know.

Algorithms.

I even know how to reverse a link to list.

That's useless.

Nobody ever uses life.

Well, I know dynamic programming even more useless.

You know, being a scientist is sexist job for century.

Yeah, and you're still single.

Hey, I just spent all night working on the new feature.

You should check it out If you build a future with found metrics to back it up.

Did you actually wasted your time?

Perhaps.

Perhaps a truce.

Perhaps we can work together enough in the end.

I just make more than you more than you.

Flawless victory.

So there you go.

Day the scientist versus software engineer.

Hope that was clear.